<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?

<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now
<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?

<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover
<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your
cranium!

<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression
format, passed away a few days ago. 
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be
combined to put him in the coffin

<@ev-> there was a dog at the gym tonight
<@PookaIN> WHAT WAS HE WORKING ON?

<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz
<@PookaIN> that's where it is

<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human
history--in real time."

<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true
love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join #
gunclub and #goths

<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy
<+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia

<@PookaIN> dich un kunt!
<+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish
<ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get?
<Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY???????
<Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH

<carone> :)
*** DerianX pokes carone in the eye.
<carone> .)
<DerianX> lol
*** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face.
<carone> .
*** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye.
<carone>
<DerianX> :P

<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P
<Steempy> Everything used to be expensive
<Steempy> Except when you were a boy
<Steempy> Then everything was a quarter
<Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter
<Steempy> Dinner? quarter
<Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter
<JacksonC> haha
...
<Steempy> Well, that's what I paid
<Steempy> Maybe you got family rates

<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...
<Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?

<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war
part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive
invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...

<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
<@drauh> conjugate my verbs
<@drauh> fsck my hard drive
< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
< curvygurl> parse your sentences
<@drauh> integrate me by parts
<@caraliss> hee
<@drauh> fuck me in the ass
<@drauh> oh, wait

<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
<LULU> You wear pants don't you?

<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
<@Evil_Ed> hm.
<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!

<houzit> What were you doing?
<psmylie> Watchin a movie
<houzit> which movie?
<psmylie> The One with Jet Li
<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies
<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your
house and beat you severely.

<TreeSurgeon>  My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if
god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it
look like a taco. I rest my case.

<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with
all his money and such
<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be
rebooted like 6 times a day
<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues

(/query)
<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
<Cheetara> Who are you ?
<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.

<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist
manifesto for political science..
<Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing

<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay
<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then

<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16
<_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?
<tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment
<tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all
<tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in
<_Mage_> er...

<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about
Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead
of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being
some dog fucking a woman
<General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been
something sick...

<Fashnek> I'm bi
* Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner
<Fashnek> that sounds so wrong
<twitchi> LMAO!!!

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<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!  ;-;

«+ GearSlayr » and my cat shits on the floor now too cause
she's getting old
«+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just shits. it
did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke
my neck
«+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself.
«+ GearSlayr » fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
«+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do
«+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
«+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something
«+ GearSlayr » can you picture that?
«+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever
«+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off
«+ GearSlayr » yeah probably
«+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor
«+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down
«+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old
« syrup6 » wow
« syrup6 » old as fart
«+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag
its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
«+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i
piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his
computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
«+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12
feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
«+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures
«+ GearSlayr » it was fucking hilarious

RaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy,
don't you think?

<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please
helP!
<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
<+Link-> it sucks.

Warman89: It's the best game evr.
Meamperson: Which one?
Warman89: Warcraft u idiot!
Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete
twice.

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<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
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<azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do...

<RichiH> then how did you find out?
<RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps
<aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz
<RichiH> anal probing?
<Dazman> WTF are you on about
<RichiH> no, i would of noticed

<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.
<ultraman_jlh> Later.
<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?
<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.

<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?
<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them

<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o
* Etir recommends...
<Etir> ...'cancel'

<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to
see if we could get the internet to go faster.

<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other
sperm
<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass

<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in
"making you want to puke"
<Dr_Octogon> lol
<noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke.
<noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh.
<noid|drunk> And shit.
<Dr_Octogon> and shit?
<noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff
<noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"

<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT

<Captain_Cobungo> Arr.  We have a Pirate Ship now.
<FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to
get money for cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!  Prepare to loot and
plunder.... Canada!
* FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck
<FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?
<Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!
<Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!
* Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada. 
Arr.
<Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder
canada with no weapons?
<Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons?
Arr.

<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!

<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts

<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h
and me?
<shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's
going to do with it

<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle 
<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?

<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me

( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today
( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it
( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into
position?
( @drdink ) it has wheels
( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of
next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed
miniaturisation...
( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?

<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com  the site that continues to
single handedly destroy my faith in humanity

<Doys`> cats r mean
<Doys`> they can take ur leg off
<^badboy^> lol
<Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day
<Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)