<Mdk>Incest...a totally new meaning for "fun for the whole
family"

<Nyphur>Dude, my wee sister has TITS!
<CWGerard>...
<CWGerard>...
<Nyphur>Fuck, did I just think that, or did I type it?

<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for
sex...
<Elly_May> what do you call it again...
<DrNick668> hahahah
<qrg> hahahha
<DrNick668> thailand

(Guardian_Knight): hey last female HNG I saw I suspect was a
boy about 13 or so and didn't know a vulvia from a volvo

*** ClayStudy is now known as Claymen
<Dingbat> ClayStudy means Clay is dong study.... so does
Claymen mean Clay is doing men? :P
<Claymen> stfu Dingbat

<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of
$500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the
pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its
yours.

<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? ->
[Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home!
(pid 10048)
<mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them
everything is ok now.

<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy
pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell
like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me
cry
<sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop

<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian
<sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the
mouth of a canadian

<Tarrant> the condom pack says
<Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor
through the mail."

<PkLvsKimZ> well
<PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave
<PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day

<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is
funny
<R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that
his shoes untied
<R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him
over

<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white
strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them
oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your
mouth"

<treepop> ok fire alarm is over
<treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!
<treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???

<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the
right place
<RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in
the trash

<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut
this program down every now and then
<delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time?
<Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer

<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!!
<L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay?
<Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and
have my kid...hell fuckin no
<L0ne_W0lf> why not
<Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit
<L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it

<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people
usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on)
<Lath> Er, no
<DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?"
<IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.

Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt
RokChik: stop breathing so much

<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards.
<Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards
<BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards!  I got a computer right next to
my gravedigging shovel!

*** V is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu)
(Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))

<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first
step to getting caught mastrubation

<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem
before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol.
<WoodenPlank> hes good angry music
<WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than
anyone else on the planet
<WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic

<infra> read the freebsd handbook
<infra> then read it again
<phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself

* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage
file before copying the new one over and now his box is
screwed up dance

<webhax> ipfw deny dildo from any to me

<AtnNn> <me> asl? <her> 20/f/uk u?

<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball?
<katester> mom to kid:  "i should have swallowed"
<tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once
<tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera
<tyler> year
<tyler> by some other guy's junk too
<mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know
<PaddyBoy> I'm not,
<PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :)
<tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at
new-years parties
<tylerox> he got kissed
<tylerox> what is he complaining about
<sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,.
<katester> haha
<mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then
<tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful
<tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really
<LeslieHapablap> still.
<tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek
or anything
<PaddyBoy> hahaha.
<PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck.
<LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk.
<tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco
<sureshot> haha.  christ.
<eliti> hahahahahaha

<*kraken> oh
<*kraken> my
<*kraken> god
<*kraken> my mom sent me an email
<*kraken> and in it at one point she said
<*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the
internet...ever thought of placing one?"
<*kraken> THANKS MOM!

<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once
<Threeboy> haah.
<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.
<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell
<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.
<Didjital> mario is missing = win
<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the
ball twice.
<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK.
FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.

<mikezilla> say that again threeboy
<mikezilla> i'll do better
<mikezilla> i promise
<Threeboy> say what?
<mikezilla> that thing about having power
<mikezilla> i will comeback this time
<Threeboy> naw.
<mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt
<mikezilla> from the pain
<Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC.
<Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today

<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal.
<Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx

<t0ast> fuck you
<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)
<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F
<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment
Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.

<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo
<piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> :/
<piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)]
[5m38s/192kbps/stereo]
<melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:|
<piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo]
<melvin> that's it assmunch
<melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry
* melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING
Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS
ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR
KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !
Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for
Jesus !!!
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
* melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus
<melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four -
Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002
<Kitsa> melvin: fuck off
<melvin> <3

<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help
<Duckie5147> with what?
<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm
reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard.
<Duckie5147> hahaha
<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen
<SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and
grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar"
<SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book.
let the mouse go."

<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever
<Mepitans> and bakula made it that way
<Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek
<Mepitans> never watched that show
<Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything
<Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass
<FlyNavy> heh
<Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.

<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to fucking kill
you

<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy
<Canasian> LoL exploring?
<Canasian> Girls explore their body
<Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off

<Nydus> hey whatsup
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> ok...
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> dude whats wrong with you
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> i just wanna talk
<Zoom> GAY
<Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are...
<Zoom> GAY
<Zoom> CRAP

<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike...
<aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN!
:D"
<aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's
nickname was nan...

<mchem> what does less do?
<Rizen> it's like more
<Rizen> but better
<aegis> conversations about unix are funny

<asterick> My dad sucks ass.
<andy\food> what does he suck out of asses?
<andy\food> small rodents?

<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And
only two people.
<andy> There's plenty of room.

<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK
<andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a
temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.

<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.
<aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while
akumapan watches"

<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a
little curtain

<fenix> YOU VARNISHED PINOCHIO'S GENITALS???

<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.
<rizen> Envy me.

<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll
impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people
without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain
about it.

<rizen> huge tits are not good
<rizen> but then
<rizen> I fuck guys
<rizen> so take it as you will