<xbconnect> anyone alive?
<PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx
*** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net)
Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists

<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I
wanted to hatch an egg
<+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge
<+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours
<+k\o\w> but they never hatched
<+k\o\w> and I would cry

<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over
the world by pissing me off

<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all
round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some
rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline

<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script
(bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it

* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone
commercials.
<Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging
now. =P

<miteymous> whats crackin?
<Ize> a cracker
<miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?
<Ize> to where

<ohyeah> i hate sex.
<niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!
<ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian
<ohyeah> and its killing youth
<ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases
<ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it
<niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah'
<ohyeah>  i can't talk to you!

* enwhysea can't wait for the war with iraq
<MamlaCat> enwhy it will never happen
<enwhysea> That might be the reason i can't actually wait for
it.

<Louth`> night: Saint's a gimp
<Louth`> an ugly little gimp with moles
<SaintiouS> AM FUCKEN NOT YOU.
<SaintiouS> Duchebag.
<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: So, as a gimp, do you just hang there
and get orally
fucked or do you also take an active part in your
humiliation?
<SaintiouS> I am not a gimp!
<SaintiouS> Louth` is.
<SaintiouS> He just accuses me!
<Louth`> not only a little gimp with moles, he isnt too
clever, and he adores
the ground humans walk on
<Louth`> night: he'd quite seriously enjoy sucking your balls
virgerously
given the chance ;)
<Louth`> I saw him get aroused by a cockroach once
<NiGhTHiNG> Louth`: I resent that pun.
<Louth`> night: pun? :)
<SaintiouS> Screw you guys.. I'm going home!
<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: What about that ball lick?
<SaintiouS> NiGhTHiNG, SHUTUP!
<NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: Is that a yes?
<SaintiouS> NO!@#$
<SaintiouS> Bah.. I'm going to IRCnet.
<SaintiouS> Where I have some respect.

<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between
finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it
happen?  What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the
above

<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being
gangbanged by moths.  This is what will happen to you if you
don't behave.
<Saber> what
<Saber> I didn't do anything
<Saber> and I have a bat
<Saber> I'll fight them off
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot.
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks
writhing against your skin, Saber?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it?
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good?
<Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me

<tate> it occurs to me
<Beerman> myeas?
<tate> and this is really probably not a good thought
<Beerman> ooh
<tate> but if a man were to buy those crazy "enhance your bust
line" pills and sneak them into his girlfriend/wife's food,
would they still work the same?
<Fenris> Yes they do
* Beerman ponders this
<Beerman> sweet
<tate> the next question, of course, is do those pills work at
all?
<Fenris> Yes
* Fenris caresses his monster jugs
<Fenris> NEVERMIND THAT

Kim: brb.. needta potty
Mike: well thank you for that info
Mike: my life is complete with the knowledge yer emptying yer
bladder right now
Mike: speaking of which.....
* Mike brb

<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free?
<anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again

<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading
my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school
<Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this
McDonalds we pull into
<Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things
<Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas
<Destruya> Nothing else
<Destruya> Perfect rest stop
<Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in
this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at
11:30 at night.
<Veen> heh, fucks.
<Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends
coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is.
<Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and
move on with life.
<Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine

<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access

<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga
and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move
then fell asleep again
<^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA?
<^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion?
<^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas.
<^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight.
* ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on
a unicorn.

<Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work?
<Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip
<Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere
<Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play
atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either
<Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together
... ?
<Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap.
<Grandalf> though there are games running
<Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version
<Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P
<Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game?
<Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....

<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
<TigerSun> article on k5
<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>

phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and
i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\

<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my
girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i
wasn't really paying attention, but she said
<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on
all fours'
<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that
seems like icing on the cake'

<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest
fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still
rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with
her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers

<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write.
<Tirol> Shit...
<Tirol> The other way.

<McFly> Note to Self: Make sure boxers firmly attached and
functioning before walking into room of 8th graders.

*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown
us:us {} \;)

<Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq
can register an aim s/n
<Floater_21> what makes you think i did it?
<X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running..
<X13> :)
<Floater_21> well there you go
<SovanJedi> ...

:St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me
:St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it
tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming
:St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity
:CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on
you?

<LuciferOmega> STEPHEN HAWKING'S PRO WHEELCHAIR 2!

* Nalixor gives candle the bird.
<candle> a parrot?
* Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.

<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse
<DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN
<DoctorRiff> crap

wi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a whore and i fucked her in her
brown eye
timskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!

<moku> oh god
<moku> i typed "PENISHED" instead of "PUNISHED" in an e-mail

<AlieN__> hello...
<AlieN__> I'm damn bored
<AlieN__> be funny
<AlieN__> please
<Gato> *FART*
<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes

<@UBC_Wiska> I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB
RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable
<@theamy> *vibrates*
<@UBC_Wiska> wtf?
* kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for
personal use
<@UBC_Wiska> it will be able to download "personalities"
<@Narcissus> Why would one want to switch personalities
mid-use?
<@UBC_Wiska> for example
<@UBC_Wiska> the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :)
<@theamy> What would your personality do Wisket
<@theamy> I know what matt's would
<@kevinb> It would shrink to half the size
<@theamy> LOL
<@UBC_Wiska> the size and diameter are variable
<@UBC_Wiska> and set on personalities
<@Narcissus> That's one sophisticated vibrator:)
<@UBC_Wiska> for example, kevin's would be swollen from all
the previous j/o :)
<@kevinb> It would also implement Impotent sub-routines.
<@kevinb> lol
<@Narcissus> Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:)
<@UBC_Wiska> How?

<jmitch> fuk
<jmitch> my freakishly large 21" is too fn big >:O

<groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit.
<groulder> i shold have a shower.
<j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?

<pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0
degree symbol] C for expressing temperature?
<st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion
<pmitros> st2: What do you mean?
<st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min"
* RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P
<pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little
superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler.
<pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC?
<st2> 100$^o$C
<TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C

<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts
<godbody2> for an account on his site
<godbody2> had like a ill ass site
<Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat
<Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple

<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl
in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast
<Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the
ripple running up her ass when i slapped it

<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn
on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a
little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen
rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw
me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this
sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what
the fuck to do.

<SiNs-> routers are for white people

<ScaryFast> I'd fuck a tree, if it wouldn't run away

* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea
<Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea

<Center> i wish women were open source

<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs
<FLiPSiDE> make me look massive
<Ur|zen> make us look well hung
<FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..
<FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..
<fvee> maybe hes half girl

<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather
to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and
ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out
the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80
mph

<+Nyah> drugs are good
<@_sta> nyah smellin ur socks doesnt count paki

<Ghetto> OMG it's raining here like a cow pissing on a flat
rock