(Pete767ca) @find futurama
(Pete767ca) !help
(Pete767ca) !helpserve
(Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online?
(iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01
quit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca)
(accept futurama ep 01)

<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online
<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?

<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my
bedpost

<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of
ibprofen in the last 5 hours
<utahsaint> damn dood what happened?
<utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof

<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the
loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did
know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^,
took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain
and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert,
1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a
global notice
<@DrFurious> i'll be famous
<leedo> omg lets do a group suicide
<leedo> they better give us each our own notice though
<@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in
<@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure
<MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud

<Trauma> if shes hot and 12
<Trauma> ill still fuck her
<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before
<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to
jiz the second a girl holds my hand
<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls
<Trauma> they wont know i did it
<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too

<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute
lil asss
<Gobbles> :|
<Gobbles> :S
<ryda> her
<ryda> lol
<Vindictive> His???
<Gobbles> hahhahaha
<Moose> HIS
<ryda> whatta bad typo

<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?
<Erve> it's Europe side atm

<Kosta> I saw Debra Messing at a resaurant today and we had
anal sex in the bathroom.  (only half of the previous
statement is true.)
<AmbushBug> I saw Street Magician David Blaine at Best Buy
today, and he bought like six copies of True Romance on DVD
(100% of the previous statement is true.)
<MrFixIt> six copies. . . that's enough for every orifice
<AmbushBug> I was just watching him, waiting for him to use
street magic to steal shit.
<AmbushBug> I assume it was Christmas shopping.  he got like
five copies of ET too, and several iPods.
<MrFixIt> Should've challenged him to a battle of magic
<MrFixIt> and then shot him
<AmbushBug> I was really hoping he was gonna steal shit.
<AmbushBug> I didn't want to mess up his scam.
<Kosta> Maybe he did and you couldn't notice
<Kosta> He's really magical so he might have.
<AmbushBug> I thought the multiple copies were part of his
schtick.
<AmbushBug> "I see you're going to buy six copies of True
Romance, Mr. Blaine."  "Six copies?  OR ONLY ONE?"
<AmbushBug> "I know this looks like an X-Box... but it is
really a single AAA battery!"
<Kosta> He probably buys multiple copies of movies like that
so people on IRC will talk about it and it makes his
reputation all freaky, cause WHAT KIND OF FREAK BUYS THAT MUCH
TRUE ROMANCE?  Also, Sicilians are spawned from niggers.

* Ethiopian is now away: away eating
* Ethiopian is now known as Ethiopian_eating

<MiK> dont question me
<abuse[phone]> about what mik?

<Vis> ill open it in notepad, print it
<Vis> fax it
<Vis> and you can type it up
<Vis> and save as .avi

<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years
* reverb looks at righ hand
<reverb> sometimes we have threesomes
* reverb looks at left hand

<Jessica6> I may not be good at languages but I'm a lot better
at maths than you two! :P
<Jessica6> Er....I mean 'you three'

<DiNky> hey guys
<DiNky> anyone have the black heaven soundtrack?
<DiNky> anyone?"
<DiNky> I'm looking for the song they play in the last ep
<DiNky> ne1?
<Parak> ack, you used ne1...
<DiNky> so?
<Parak> that term is so...20th century
<Parak> this day and age, we use something like //e| |-|4/
3z0rz T|-||z z0ngz0rz?!$!@!!!111

<zig> i remember when i was on AOL and i thought the internet
was divided into sections like... GAMES MOVIES SPORTS NEWS

<Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though
<NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot
<Sureshot^> yeha apart from that
<NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN
YOU DO

<poserman>what is considered a long distance girlfriend?
<poserman>10, 15, 20 hops???

<Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever
<Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand
<Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song
to go with it

<cass> 13 year old with the nick
<cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'
<suzie> lol
<crucial-> means she wets the sheets

<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to
questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the
page I tryed to ctrl+f
<MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't
do it

<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass
sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could
have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup
just in case" then I felt stupid
<MpTaNk> :\

<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name
was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe

<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no
pull on this network :)))

<MY3K> someone kick my2k.
* Midknight kicks MY2K
* MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Midknight> there
<Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^

<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more
<badfysh> :P
<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?
<elister> dude
<elister> give it up
<elister> go to AOL
<elister> do not pass go
<jul-> lol
<badfysh> ok
*** badfysh has left #seattle
<elister> LOL!
<RSV> heh
<elister> I won!!!
<jul-> crap that actually works?!?

<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on
mars right now
<Islamikaze> yes
<SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men
<SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"

--> cue_ball (~que_impor@a66b91n118client144.hawaii.rr.com)
has joined #WOPN
<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they
trade books?
<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me
<^_sdh_^> book warez heh
<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?
<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel
for book warez
<cue_ball> ok thanx

<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> ...
<Callick> I sure hope not.

<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?

* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the
166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Boffbowsh> gone
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
<@Cheez> ahh

<rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice
<rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ?
<rTc|miao> i can
<rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess
clan matter are more important than my sex life

<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling
it to anyone

<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?

<nido> am i on the internet

<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school
uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk
men

<Warwitch> you speak German? :o
<travelyan> sure i do.
* Warwitch nods
<Warwitch> Jawohl!
<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das
mittengrabben
<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!

<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit
<rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums
N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i
asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn
off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button
- and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the
table when i try to lean back, as i usual do..
<rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\

<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her
vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.

<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were
invented
<JeremyC> hahaha
<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya
<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating

* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #
bitchx
<unknown__> i got a prob
<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is
really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
<Ven0m-> its day light savings
<Ven0m-> ROFL

<Bezzy> i mean scyence
<Jenna> Science
<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
<Jenna> Your doing fine
<Bezzy> that's "you're"

<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?

<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends.  What you
need is an older man to help you experiment wisely.  Please
call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.

<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend
you're swimming

<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER

<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A
FARTING JEW?  GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK
YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS

<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with
movie trading?
<Duker900> dalnet?

<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point
to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living
room, or is it best to slip out quietly?

<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot
<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head