Chibinaeko: OH OH!!! Tell me what a boygasm feels like!!!!
azurerenraku: Too hard to explain
Chibinaeko: would you try for a scooby snack?

<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that
I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners
to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.

taintedepitome: its sad
i am RAWK: what?
taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you

(trich): man, I'm bored
(slippy^): this is accepted already by the fact you're on irc
(slippy^): mind when i do something interesting i tend to come
on irc to tell everybody

<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a
friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and
tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the
hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as
well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the
phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess
who rocks up 5 minutes later??

<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get
me!
<Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org,
and didn't want a 'used' arse
<Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been
laid more by the storm goblins :P

<@david_bowie> `I just popped the biggest zit known to man
<@david_bowie> it splattered ALL over the mirror
<@david_bowie> this wasn't the normal whitehead popping either
<@david_bowie> it was like, a penis came out of my eyebrow and
came all over the place

<skelter_john> the last challenge involved swimming in icy
water, two of them chickened out because it was too cold
<suprdav> bet the nipples would cut glass
<u`creep> THAT should be the challenge

<zeno> we need to take out saddam
<SirSpic> i say they just send a bunch of black guys over
<enclaved> i say you shut the fuck up
<enclaved> before you say something that i consider out of
line.
<RageFury> SirSpic: And what the hell would the black people
do? Introduce Iraq to Welfare, basketball and hot sauce?
<RageFury> SirSpic: Don't mind enclaved. he's probably pissed
because the towelheads at 7-11 didn't heat up his hot dog all
the way through.

Davo: i made a carrot cake once.
Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in
whole
DW: hahahahahahaha
Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top
Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust

<JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and
throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name
was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he
was grouchy a lot of the time.
<Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it
down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.

<Jezabel-n-hell> im in a size 7 jeans now
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no you're not.
<Jezabel-n-hell> my ass looks bangin
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> no it isn't
<Jezabel-n-hell> i stopped traffic today
<TheMusclesFromBrussels> Jezabel-n-hell: it was probably near
a red light

<jamao> cat shit on floor today
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol
<jamao> twice, either that or each one went once
<jamao> nope
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll
find out quick lol
<jamao> i tried that already
<jamao> 8|
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> ....
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha

<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go
out looking for food?
<milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird
<Firemoth> Plover.
<Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the
dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet.
<milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social
security

Wayfarer[GX] has joined the channel.
<Wayfarer[GX> wow, takes a few minutes to connect to chat :(
But it sure is nice to be here :)
<MrMac> Wayfarer: only happens to me when going through a NAT
<MrMac> through direct its fine
* Wayfarer[GX] doesn't do nat
<Wayfarer[GX]> wots NAT?
<MrMac> Network Address Translation
<Wayfarer[GX]> But mines english :)
<Wayfarer[GX]> it doesn't need translation

<@Porn-Star> (OS) Windows XP Home Edition (5.1 - 2600),
(installed for) 40w 1d 13h 12m, (uptime) 2d 3h 50m 28s,
(record) 3d 11h 6m 1s
<@Cheez> (OS) Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 -
2600), (installed for) 6d 7h 2m, (uptime) 13m 2s, (record) 16h
31m 43s
<@Porn-Star> 16hrs
<@Porn-Star> tee hee
* @Cheez shrugs
<@Cheez> its only on when im using it
<@Porn-Star> scary enough, so's mine

<Chimerasame> rap would be so cool if it were like
<Chimerasame> ~i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess
the ability to fabricate statements
<imaginari> it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant
<Chimerasame> please allow me to view your skimpy
undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy
undergarment

<blade[fd]> i have this damn hole in my lips
<stolenrims|fd> yeah, that's your mouth

<ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the
planet earth, neptune and uranus?
<mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus...
* mikesch dies.

ComTraXG3: i dont usually shave... but i got a haircut a
couple of weeks ago, which was the first haircut ive had in
almost a year. Now i have short hair and my beard looked dumb,
so I shaved it off.
ocaJ+: Did you also get a new set of dice for D&D?

<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next
window?
<eurotrash> heh
<eurotrash> err, I just u||bou||d my || key
<eurotrash> by mistake
<eurotrash> this sucks
<IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that
start with "next"
<IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't
enough
<eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi||d key stuff

<Nate> NathanG - just a tip - on that factory8.com page, you
spelled "their" worng.
<cyn> Nate: just a tip - on that last line, you spelled
"wrong" wrong

*** Signoff: dejay (Quit: If you throw a cat out of the car
window, does it become kitty litter?)

<fo0bar> "Thank you for calling SBC Nevada Bell DSL help.  If
your cupholder is broken, please press 1.  If you want an
actual knowledgable support person, pleas enter the IP
representation of a /28 netmask

<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass
is already registered
<Cloud> cant find out whats wrong
<Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password>
<Cloud> hmmm...
<Cloud> strange
<Cloud> it said it isnt registered
<Cloud> although i keep saying register it
<Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc
* Cloud has quit IRC
* Cloud has joined #radio
<Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect!
<Cloud> hey it worked
<Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password

(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
(@ian) we drank some cokes
(@ian) and we were bored
(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of
the cans
(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i
don't want it
(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
(@ian) *drinks some more*
(@ian) GROSS
(@ian) throws it down
(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
(@ian) *leaves*
(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
(@ian) now that i think about it
(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other
people's dicks have been on
(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss

<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac
<[RUA]Mibby> look at porn
<[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is
<[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games
<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only
capable of gay porn
<[RUA]Mibby> hahah
<[RUA]Mibby> yea

<@kmad> yah im switching majors
<@mr420> so whats your new major
<@kmad> English
<@mr420> yuch
<@ChAmP> o.O
<@mr420> from what
<@kmad> cpsc
<@kmad> so boring and stupid
<@ChAmP> english is boringer

<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters
<phr0work> I didn't get ny
<phr0work> fucking kids
<Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a
lawsuit
<phr0work> hehe
<phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid
<phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck

<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 02:32min] Mary-kate &
Ashley Olsen & Fri - Hugged by you
<_ry0suke_> THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU GODEDRP
<godedrp> :)
<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 01:02min] Anal Cunt - Your
kid commited suicide because you suck
<_ry0suke_> SO DOES THIS ONE STRANGELY

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<bflyblue> identify d
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used by Jezebel)))
<Jezebel> *blink*
<Jezebel> omigod
<Jezebel> hahahahha
*** Jezebel is now known as Wither
<Wither> no one say a thing :)

<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :(
<InvalidUser> *snicker*
<StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,

<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild!
<Eli> Yea, And?
<Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me!
<Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!

<shapr> whoa, my erc mode line is [#h,#e,#l,#p], I think my
computer is trying to send me subliminal messages.

<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?
<liiwi> you take the first byte and display it
<liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it

<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have
multi-user chats.

<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that
screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98

<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother
<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.
<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.
<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes
<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak
<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...
<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?
<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage
<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely
<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!

<Gerudo> i just thought of something
<Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a
question...
<Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy?
<Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell
wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??

<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me
my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't
worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/

<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with
a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am
banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned
about other teenagers who are using these products as
masturbation aids.

( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies?
( cams ) alt-f4
·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)
( cams ) ...
( mmmalice ) haha
( cams ) are you kidding me?
( Psy ) hahahaha
* dogbert has joined #pacult
( dogbert ) haha funny
( Psy ) It's alt f4
( Psy ) you hit alt f5
·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)

<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd

<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to
make water, a vital ingredient in beer

*** Now talking in #c++
<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*
<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*
<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/
gender/profession/sexual habits*
<djSwish> *insert kickban*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*

<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET
BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???

<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16!
<Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old
<Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado!  >:D
<Lyssa> ...
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12**
<Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky!
<Spazz`> >:D
<Lyssa> hahahah
<Koloran> ur not related
<Spazz`> Oh shit.  :(

(peregrine): you know
(peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv
(peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon
(Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like
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(xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really?
(Breianna): WTF is that
(peregrine): i'm really not sure
(Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've
done, ever
(Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass!
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<sev> asus makes shitty mobos
<sev> overpriced too.
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<asus> loud out laugh's
<asus> i have 3
<asus> :P
<sev> cool
<sev> i have 1
<sev> but it's dead
<sev> ;)
<omega> I have 0
* omega wonders what the convo was
<sev> japanese love slaves.
<omega> oh
<omega> yeah, I have 0

TagDN: 20 min to install
TagDN: 30 sec to delete
TagDN: gotta love m$