<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate
<chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE?
<AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and
it's 4 years before college

<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend
my money on and give sexual pleasure
<D3KK0N> hi...im....tina
<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch
<datacide> haha
<datacide> hmm....who to choose?
<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch
<D3KK0N> im poor ;[
<datacide> pros and cons
<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me
<datacide> wow
<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........
<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
<temple-> oh real
* datacide looks desperate
<temple-> now you want to get technical
<datacide> anyone?
<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll
<datacide> hmmmm
<miteymous> i can get you a hooker
<datacide> is it life like?
<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they
dont even have names for
<datacide> haha
<datacide> dekkon wins

<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US?
<POPOON> Your mother is.
<Sprint_DSL> Oh.
<Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago.
<POPOON> Your mother was.

<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer
keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the
heater
<@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then
radiation
<@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation
<@Hardedge> yummy
<@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring
<@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer

<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead
hands from my cold dead cock.

<Lynyc> that's so last month
<Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd
<Measure> OF LAST MONTH

< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork 
<13@Nemian|Stuff > haha
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands
<@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb?
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w
e e e e e e = )
*** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi
( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )(  I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n  )

(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU
(griph): you mean an OP?
(Tome): thatssaone
(Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND
(griph): you mean an AT

<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels.

<danhon> overheard in the lab:
<danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java"
<Cringer> hahaha
<danhon> "what does that do?"
<danhon> "dunno, but it works"

<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh
<MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident
<MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire
<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<poik007> seems funny

<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being
down twice a week: Priceless.

<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End
<Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult
<Zidane> it is you who is the dumb
<ian> it's "an adult"
<ian> and IQs for adults vary widely
<Zidane> no a
<ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.
<ian> NO, it's AN
<Zidane> i mean all!!
<Stuntman21> What a fucking retard
<xXkenXx> its AN
<Zidane> an....then
<Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker
<xXkenXx> d00d,
<xXkenXx> theres a vowel
<Zidane> ....yep
<ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"

* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk
<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.
<danno> :/
<TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking
and not you
<TRIPtych2> :/
<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx

<Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with
a free prize ring inside

<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these
clothes
<Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork?
<Anarchos> yeah :(

<aq> dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla

<SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string
<SeXaH> oh hrmz
<SeXaH> that looks bad
<SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar

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<WFTP-Stats> sux my dick
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<WFTP-Stats> losers
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<Loman> weeeee
*** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]
<WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards
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<WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry
<WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz

<gleep> Damn.  The internet must be screwed up.
<gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't
download porn.

<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and
think... "oh shit did i follow through"

<Nagosaki>   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b
m,/."
<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'
<Nagosaki> sorry
<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard

<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming...
hrrrrrghhhh
<ashen|nekogirl> O.O
* ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud
<CapnCloud> XD
<ashen|nekogirl> >.o
<plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty

*** Quits: Noirgrim (I sold my kids for cheese)

<@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been
'away' for a fair while

<Rossell1> weird thing happened last night
<Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC
<Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes
<ASk> potatoes
<Winquman> potatoes
<Rossell1> :/
<Phobius> Tomato

--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris
<Bigchris> damn i hate this weather
<Bigchris> cant get it up

(cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one
sentence
(cow) it was pretty much
(cow) i want cock
(cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that

(Circastes) hmm
(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider
(Circastes) but i just jacked off
(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting

<Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday
<Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd,
*talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd
<Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in
buying
<Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are
on it so i can download them
<Aussiedog> she was so pissed

<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org
<Supachikn> FAMOURS
<Supachikn> err
<Supachikn> famous
<Supachikn> ILLITERATE

<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE
CHEDDAR CAVES ?
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@
<+CapeTownJunk> mendips
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was
MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.
<+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name
<SuperFlea> what?
<+SuperFlea> mine?
<+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips
<+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping
them in semen

<RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and
my dad goes in. I go "Watch this"
<RushMore> guess what he said
<RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"

<Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
<Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're
not.
<Codek> But you only have the one ass.

<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to
protect my Domain Name.
<FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^
<Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain
<Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen
<Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back

<Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw
foreign chicks

*** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere
(Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK
*** Renegade_R (renegade_@24.101.100.99) has joined #help
(Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work
(Renegade_R): what?

<RahRaH> hey theres an idea
<RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of
the keys black

Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do
Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear
you explain that one

<Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is
oblivious to it.
<Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.

WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable
modem, where do i download the patch?

<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.
<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???
<@Cheez> you gay or something?
<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable
<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?
<@Porn-Star> of course!
<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel
intentions is a bit weird
<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?

<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today
<aurikan> how considerate of them
<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it

<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop
<plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet

<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!
<Wevah> SMALL
<Wevah> MEDIUM
<Wevah> LARGE
<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE

<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you?
<simon-> TML, yes, why?
<TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of
'TML->wife'
<octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P
<TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML

<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium

<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind.  Really.  With all the
squinting.

<Enderski> redheads are nuts
<Badtz> I like my girls nuts