<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4
million?
<jstepka-w> yup
<jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million
<griffin> would you kill your mom?
<jstepka-w> would I get caught?
<griffin> no
<jstepka-w> yes

<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :)
<+datafreak> press backspace then

<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent
thing to talk to me.
<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.

<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday
and it was dark
<Rossell1> and I though to myself
<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
<Overlord> someone needs a life
<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
<Rossell1> true

<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night
<_MADMAN> :D
<_MADMAN> i had a good time
<wasting> african american club?

* Todd farts
<insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel,
you might get raped
<insane> now they know there is room in your colon
<Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.

Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your
better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular
chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch
too........
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<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it
<MazeMachino> well maybe not jud
<MazeMachino> he doesn't know it
<MazeMachino> but he'll find out
<MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops
<jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!
<MazeMachino> yeah, w00t
<MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?
<jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running
doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?
<MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American
white trash in the gut

<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA
<Xion33> sad face
<Xion33> :(
<Kaladam> sad face
<Kaladam> little head
<Kaladam> the life of you
<Kaladam> small penis head man

<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's
toom uch eforroft
<Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?
<drunknom> preceseisyl

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it
over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there
was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the
story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so
much to catch up on
* mutilate is now away: shower

< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection
< Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus"
< Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel

<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her
with it hehehe
<@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too
<@Beannie|A> and shes helping me
<mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?

[ ctr] damn the sun is really bright

<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive
use of electricity without an adequate supply
<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know
that they do
<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they
happen more during storms
<Want3840> oh!
<Want3840> i figured it out
<een> YAY
<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses
up all the electricity!
<Want3840> duh

<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?
<fatbrain> alicetr: just ask
<MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.

<naner> has anybody made whoopie?
<naner> :|
<naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?
<naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in
bed

[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)
[V-raggy] my condom ue'd
[V-raggy] :[

<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access
violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...
<Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program
must have liked it..

<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"
<Setups> she meant nail polish
<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"
<Setups> and im like
<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing
hands"
<Setups> then hes like
<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"
<Setups> and i shutted up :(

<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2
name was harvey
<Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded

<@Corvus> cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired

<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated
<Skep|GoSixers> whats it bout

<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on
notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out
my window

<Pi> Violence solves everything.
<Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then
you're not using enough of it.

<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom?
<damnerror> yes
<damnerror> I didnt know it was C
<damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia

<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u
can drink spirits ma fuck,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all
blurre >??~!>

<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more
efficient

<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer
<kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent
post
<kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot,
and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine

<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F
are the letters for bra sizes?
<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!
<MattV> A- Almost boobs
<MattV> B- Barely there
<MattV> C- Can't complain!
<MattV> D- Damn!
<MattV> DD- Double damn!
<MattV> E- Enormous!
<MattV> F- Fake.

<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?
<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?

<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates
receive written materials about the Programme along with a
Japanese language text and tapes."
<Yukanojo> GOOD LORD
<Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the
vietnam war with a stick and a fork

<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U!
<kiro> chop suey not as good as you say
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you.
<kiro> fuck you
<Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from
your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup
in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle.
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<QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl
<Shatai> =^

<Dan|Out>   my cat is using the toilet methinks
<ph`>   cool
<ph`>   make a video
<ph`>   with some close ups
<Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money
<SoM>   I need to take a shower
<ph`>   cool
<ph`>   make a video
<ph`>   with  some close ups
<Reverend_Julian>   you'll make money

<CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards.
<CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees
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<Lady_Vahn|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh

(mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was
leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is
ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting
any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new
plow i just put on the truck."

<nafetsta> i am confused
<nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s
<nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my
neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"

<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again?
<seafoodgod> 1024
<bobAkirafett> yea
<Psy> jesus wept
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard
Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000
megabytes of data instead of 1024.
<seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive
and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod:  zactly my point.
<seafoodgod> and lying bastards.  but they cover their asses
quite well:  "up to 80gb"  whatever the fuck that means
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion
table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err....
<seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went. 
what?  did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting? 
did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and
have to spend the night over at a friend's drive?
<bobAkirafett> lol
<seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after
itself, either.  never mows the grass or does the dishes or
takes out the fucking trash
<seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it.  YOU HEAR ME 5.4
GB!!!!   I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!

<Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too
<Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872
<waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2
years
<waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I
leave it
<Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not
exist next summer
<waffle[out]> Iraq?
<Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new
governor said on the radio he wants it gone

<@skelter> I don't smoke, cocks or otherwise

<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself
especially if you havent had and never will have sex

<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3
scene worries me :>

<UnKn|ilc|n1rv> If i was a really good artist, i would just
draw pictures of naked women and beat off to them

<|-7|Hornswoggler> its pure, unadulterated tetris

<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?

<+rele`out> i dont know what raid does, backup files or
something

<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle

[+NekoGirl]: bored evening
[+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the
panties and call till the bat runs out ..

<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a
clown
<killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do
somersaults?