<Vhalros> You are what you eat.
<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.

* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your
monitor...-damage- it in any way?
<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.
<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?

<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D
* Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name.
* Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks.
* Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker
<Lameseeker> better, eh?
<Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!

<TBNE> does it cost ?
<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819

<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give
people in sweatshops the weekend off?
<Simbill> lmao
<Simbill> prob not
<Simbill> lucky for you
<Simbill> =)

<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
<Radon> power went out.
<Radon> thank god for UPS
<Shel-afk> lol
<Shel-afk> Thats great
<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
<Radon> phone did.
<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the
computer
<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
<Radon> and flashlights.
<Shel-afk> "Played quake"

<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains
white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178
languages

<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO!
<MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun

<SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid
<SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug
<SanGreal> and licked it
<SanGreal> while it was plugged in
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> ...
<Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are
not plugged in?
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> yes or no?
<SanGreal> no comment

<The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a
good partner, then you better have a good hand.
<MrPanda> O_o
<MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group
<MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D

<brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole
<brown> if florida's the dick
<brown> cuba's the cum
<brown> mexico is the shit

< passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to
found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me
< passagero> is someone amateur?
< BSDgeek> passagero: the amater sheep are in your back yard,
go mount one

* PamelaPeaks wishes she could donate sperm for $50
<Lowbrow> You can fly down and help me donate, Pam
<Lowbrow> You can even have the $50 :|
* PamelaPeaks ponders
<Lowbrow> If you stay long enough you can earn enough to fly
back

<tate> Ever see What Women Want?
<Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time
<tate> It's true
<tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men

[Tyr`] What The Fuck
[Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024?
[Tyr`] bah!
[roAm] oh god no
[roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535

<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really
<Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile
<Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century
:S

<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Zmannnn Got the last one...
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - 224. what is soccer star pele's real
name?
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Here's a hint: --s-n ------- --
--s---e---
<daSinga> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

<Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can
you help?
<Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up?
<Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile
<Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums?
<Nephlite> Nope
<Dogz> rtfm!
<Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=
src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ???
<Dogz>....

* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players

<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all
lower case letters like this and no punctuation
<pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs
<pHluid-> periods are for chicks
<pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux

<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
<Gandalf> your h key?
--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has
joined #Highveld
<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1

<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com
<kmad> and instead of 1-10
<kmad> it would just have a 'yes'

Giga|RS is now known as Giga|AFK
<pika^-^newbie> wb Giga|AFK

<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome
<Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks
<Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod
Stewart

<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW
<Steph-Away> night!
<IQpierce> dang
<IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE
<IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real
chicks here
* Geno rubs his nipples
* Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going fucking insane with this
family tree shit.
<Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of
our family incestry.
<Acherton> lmfao!
<Bealzubub> ancestry*
<Ktulu> lmao
<Bealzubub> damnit!

<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work
<Ogredude> now comes decision time
<Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard
drive and install the much better win98SE
<JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and
become Amish.

<MinD> i'm not a newbie
<MinD> i like 2 run in root
<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?
<MinD> ivan: what is su

<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to
pc's all plug and play and shit
<_absent> if she talks to much
<_absent> pull out her sound card
<APE_> heh
<UzzaGangsta> nah man
<UzzaGangsta> have a control panel
<UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels
<_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits
<APE_> install linux on her and customize away
<ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =)
<UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O
<_absent> she could playback mp3's too
<UzzaGangsta> ja
<APE_> and rip dvds on the fly
<ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P
<UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in
O_O
<_absent> women really should conform to standard pc
architecture
<_absent> it'd own
<ibor132> yeah it would

*** Now talking in #dapcentral
<Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the
monkey in spandex?
<janx> yes. quite the conundrum
<Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.

<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual
activity which stimulates the mind.
<Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme
<Sharku-away> jk
<Bb|releaseme> LOL
*** Sharku-away has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my
intelligence.  peers take care of ya

<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
<schepe> that's pathetic
<schepe> keeping a buddylist
<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are
unless you write them sown in a list.

<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now
<darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some
reason...

<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if
they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why
waste my time.
<microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn
<forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking
<forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see
that

<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss
ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think
of the service we work very hard to provide to you.
*** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net
Services.GamesNET.net).

* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=
Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support
<megamanu1> help
<+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?
<megamanu1> mirc is hard
<megamanu1> i don't understad
<megamanu1> an how do you make a bot
<megamanu1> how do you script

<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on
water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...
<BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky
bastard

<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing
laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely
quick sex - msg this Dom male.

* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support
<gregor5678> hello?
<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...
<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so
much
<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)
<Matthew> lol
<Spirit_1100> rofl
<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain
intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)
<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or
shouldnt do...
<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm
sorry :)
<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room
<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life
<gregor5678> right
<gregor5678> thanks anyway
<gregor5678> bye
* Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )

<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries
on my tongue
<Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister
<Resident0> it owned
<ranova> haha

<firefighter_scott>  Notice  «Once a computer beat me at
chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.»

<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar

<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs
conflicting on 1 date :P

<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister
<Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it
<Rav> or can you?  0_o
<Courtland> I wouldnt do that
<novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off
to her stripping for you if she let you
<Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is
wrong
<Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards

<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic

<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc?
<Wither> of course. first thing i did..

<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to
occasionaly
<Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry"
<seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab

<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT
APPLICATIONS IN JAVA
<stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY
<stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT

<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in
it's summaries!
<miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!

*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen
*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen
*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt
Working (Why wont you die remix)
*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'