<bobthedinosaur> umm
<The_StarWarz_Dude> heh.
<bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot
<bobthedinosaur> the ram
<Raid[Shower]> lol
<okram> ram = memory you idiot
<The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT

<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY
<zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS
RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST
BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME
<zamros> HAHAHA
<_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD
<zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES
<zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE
BLOOD OUT OF IT
<_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD:
<zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER
<zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT
<zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"

@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn
@TokSic:  i would be a billionaire
@SnypeTEST:  cool!
@SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your
selling is usefull

<Celia> la la la
* Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig
<Archy`> oops
<Archy`> damn TAB
<Archy`> erm....
<@Azhrarn> HAH

<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when
she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i
was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw
my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my
sister was that hot

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<MoBart> @find forgotten realms
<MoBart> @locator forgotten realms
<nemesys> wtf?
<TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @
www.goatse.cx
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<TechWar> hehehe.

<MoShun  i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair
<MoShun  n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth
<Janemba  omg
<MoShun  im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate
<Janemba  dont go there
<Janemba  ...
<Janemba  nasty....

<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?
<lsd> Ellesdee
<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?
<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name
<lsd> thanks :)

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<@unixpeon> wow
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<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made
it flow back into my crotch!

<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly
<trythil> laid?
<trythil> rofl
<Powerlord> erm... paid enough

<SouLjY> im rot netarded
* SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging
[On]
<SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u
<maj> ...
<PyRo_> =[
<Pelleas> im going to go look at the water
<SouLjY> :1

<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting
<@genutech> there all dubbed
* @genutech cries
<@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit
in your bed
<@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better
metaphors

<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this
gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it
keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF
<@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right..
<+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly
right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god

<Avalanche> !seen bud
[@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
<Avalanche> !seen vagina
[Respecter] lol
[@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina.
<Avalanche> why does that not surprise me

<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is
reaching for ideas me thinks

* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin
Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer,
and exiles them to Siberia.'

<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly
rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.

<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning
fan thingies out side the mall nearby.  it blows air straight
up out of the sidewalk.  I keep looking at it as I walk by and
wondering "if I stand on it,  will it push me up to the second
level of the mall?"
<static> I think I play too many video games.
<FJ> test it
<FJ> throw a cat into the stream
<FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off

<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ=
=D~~~....what do i do with that???
<Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ??
<Resi0> its a cock
<Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath
if you cant see that...

<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would
generate.
<loophole> I don't know
<loophole> but
<loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated
<loophole> all over the inside of it
<cinnabar> uh...

<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire
harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have
the drivers to activate the firewire

<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet.  I consider
this a good day

<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there
were 2 pizzas in my fridge
<@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day

<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love
<evilpie> my love
<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose

<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when
there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is
shit on the floor already
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<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(
<Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint
and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on
your new PC!??!?!
<Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
<Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan?
<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!

<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU
<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<rambopfc> lol
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<Mother> hehehehe
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and
"look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk
to the moon on my penis

<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory
<Daniac> Who's that?
<Lyricwriter> You
<Daniac> Oh yeah

<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus.

<Dan``> Frying Blintzes...
<Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes?
<Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well
<Lasse> oh, one of those

<Jim> hello good sir
<Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang

<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who
writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy
<Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit
there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts."
<Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own
scripts

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<KillerClo> thank you god
<KillerClo> finally
<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network
<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing
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<KillerClo> holey crap
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<KillerClo> this is a big night
<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD
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<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on
your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do
you know how painful that is ?

<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear
war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked
up with lots of i's and e's.

<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?

<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character
would you like to have sex with?"
<Blastrax> yes

<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP
you type codes

<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money
either...
<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool,
a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...

[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler?
[@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes

<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over
this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up
and realised i was sleeping alone
<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the
same time

<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the
exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of
my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing

<Low> wassup
* sean estimates the age of Low as 11.
<Low> uhhh higher
<sean> liar.
* Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4
<Low> im amazed u can type
<Low> let alone breathe

<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once
<@mcgyver> there i was
<@mcgyver> wang in hand
<@mcgyver> (shut up you lot)
<@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking
birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me
<@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly
<@mcgyver> :$

<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?
<phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert
the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led
<conZ> will make sure of that
<phaxx> good
<conZ> fuck
<conZ> it doesnt work

<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem
with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or
inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.

<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke
at it
<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?
<hiaku> ...
<hiaku> you're impossible
<nerved> no i'm serious
<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...
* nerved glances around innocently

<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around  ?
<Gryvix[FoN]> I have a  little problem
<Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work
<Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it
back in. :)
<Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right
<Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it
<Gryvix[FoN]> ???
<Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB.
<Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish?
<Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle?
<Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
<Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it.
<Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.

<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think
<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?