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<KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?

<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.
<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.
<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from
ugly mexicans on the street corner?

<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with
tivo-like functionality
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip
the trinity broadcasing network 24/7
<Fogie> what is that, pr0n?
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then
yes
<Fogie> to each his own
<Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus

Tarja: TODAY in auto shop
Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's
engine and i insisted no one kill it
Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed
him it
Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he
checks the oil and stuff
Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok

<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her 
<HistoryHm> three strikes rule 
<HistoryHm> republican 
<HistoryHm> christian 
<unga-work> conscious

<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign
the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..."
<Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P

(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I
cant help but dislike you.
(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's
proper spelling
(@Arrow) territorial
(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell

<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with
animals.
<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!

<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for
porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex"
<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"

<@Fuse> !spin
<+SugarFairy>  Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on .. 
Sophos
<+SugarFairy>  Now, go kiss  ^-^
<+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of
boys

<kfc-ginzberg> dude
<kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy
<kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my
cock? Alex"

<NevDullH> A/S/L/Uptime?

<pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality"
<Kevron5000> say what
<pogo> exaclty
<pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid
<serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation
<Kevron5000> now that i can do
<pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages
<serdar_argic> ewww
<pogo> sign the bottom
<serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual
<pogo> indeed

<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and
teach IRC in return.

<smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a
video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV
or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where
it's used. "
<smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!

<Simmons62> the more we get the more weed than we should have
we get

* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand
* geekster Chuckles at the security
* Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol
<geekster> mastarbatory pleasure
<geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large
stomach

<default> say something nice to my mom if your around
<magpie> who's your mom
<magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet
<default> no the women looking over my shoulder

<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts?  You
are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but
you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs
<Emily-away> I bet I could.
<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.
<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.
<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar?  
<Homeless Person> :(

<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to
gta?
<ircbuddy> GTA2
<ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...)
<Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since
i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected
<ircbuddy> Fair enough.

< cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently
< krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.

* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper
* iphopper reciprocates the hug
* Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it
proportianal to 1 over 2
* iphopper primes lil's hug
* Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient
* Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the
highest and lowest points
* Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused
faces and blushes
* iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and
the derivative of that value
<ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?

<Karp> If love is a game.... where can i buy the
multiplayer-version?

<ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet
<ChafedNut> it's pretty fly
<Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please
<ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright
protections
<Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better
actually
<Batt0usai> try zipping it
<ChafedNut> ok

<SkyKing> freudian whip
<SkyKing> i mean slip
<SkyKing> doh

<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[
<kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and
dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel

<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think
they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as
much fun to set on fire with kerosene.

<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this
site"
<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches

<mannie77> Hi
<Sexygirl89> hi
<mannie77> m/f?
<Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?!
<mannie77> oh right
<Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like
this!

<JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story
building.  I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I
was too high up to see.

<hamutaro> Check this out
<hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^
<hamutaro> Oh, wait.
<hamutaro> Fuck

<Que> i don't mind talking
<Que> but having pictures of my penis online
<Que> yeah, not safe
<Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same
pic is not safe ;)
<Odin> lol
<Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in
the same pics...now thats just funny

<ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out
<wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs

<MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat
<MicrophoneJoe> Are you talking about masturbation ZoK?
<ZoK> What else takes about 5 mins and involves lubrication?
<MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer putting on a T-Shirt

<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything
<PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P
<Keiichi> not even close
<Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the
face and laughs

<|Robot|Pimpbot> I SWEAR TO GOD I WISH I COULD JUST REACH
THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL PPL SOMETIMES
<|Robot|Pimpbot> does anyone know if that will be part of
Internet v2?
<{RA}SKY-UED3> yeah
<{RA}SKY-UED3> but youll have to pay a tax on it
<{RA}SKY-UED3> and stand in a line
<|Robot|Pimpbot> im willing

<Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab,
and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then
she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my
face.
<Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!!
<Macabre> Y'know why?
<Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand
pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno
about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy
vibrator, ie really pwoerfully
<Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or
something.. :(

<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids
will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their
parents/friends out

<Soul`is`away> I was ashamed of the latest KMart catalogue
<Soul`is`away> Flipped to the games bit...
<Soul`is`away> Xbox and PS2, but no cube AT ALL
<risq> there are no gamecubes in ANY catalogues
<Soul`is`away> WHY NOT!>
<Onikage> maybe after they put in the xbox, there was no room
for the cube

DibbLe: ive come to a realization
Daemonite: ?
DibbLe: violent games like cs, bf1942 and quake DO influence
kids to shoot people and commit violent acts
DibbLe: but not because theyre imitating the game, its because
everyone who plays them acts SO FUCKING STUPID YOU HOPE THEY
ALL DIE

<`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you
mom calls you a son of a bitch, im like, wait a minute, who's
the bitch?

<+skrath> I don't think I'm better than others, it just so
happens that so far, statistically, I am

<CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /.
was "tryin to keep a nigga down"
<CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that
term to refer to our people
<CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha

<KamiKaze-> im still a virgin
<KamiKaze-> .
<KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk

<Zoogle> So my mom comes in to my room and starts bitching
about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse
than stealing.
<Zoogle> When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh,
and can you copy these for me?"

<bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i
got
<zefer> k, shoot
<bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress
her should i buy her a rose?
<zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure
saying is "I'm cheap"
<bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then?
<zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her
over
<bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first
girl ive ever really liked
<zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with
chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate.
<bladezero> ok thanks man bye :)
<majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by?
<zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice
and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate
and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what
to get a girl on a date.
<zefer> way to "let your heart decide."
<majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass

MattDavis: i have to re-do an application because i misspelled
"republic", leaving out the L
MattDavis: no joke, it says repubic 
MattDavis: no spellcheck when you write by hand
MattDavis: that's what i get for masturbating while doing grad
school apps

<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or
something
<dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich
<Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too
<Kalony> preferably after washing its hands
<dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich

Seppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet?
PrettyPrincess1: no
Seppuko I: do you want to?
PrettyPrincess1 no
Seppuko I: would you if asked?
PrettyPrincess1: no
Seppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head?
PrettyPrincess1: yea
Seppuko I: SCORE

<kow> anyone know where active desktop info is stored in
win2k?
<kow> like the HTML files
<APE_> same place bill gates hides the porn in win2k
<kow> fuck
<kow> I'm not gonna find it right?
<APE_> theres 200mb worth of porn built into windows, i mean
how do u think it got that large?