<sean> wow
<sean> that fart was gross
<sean> sounded like an elephant got shot

<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing
<dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.

<N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass
<Nab> heh
<N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker

<APE_> warezing is like wanking, everyone does it but u dont
talk about it

<Guest> how big is the internet?
<xmaddness> Well if you go too far you'll fall off the end of
it.
<Guest> really?
<xmaddness> Yep, some people call it IRC

<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "!
list" for getting the server info?

<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of
apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I
do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?

<AnTrAaXx> wb Dark
<Dark|Lord> wow.. I've been disconnected for 9 hours, and
you've been here long enough to gimme wb? :)

<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd
<daenonok> nerd style
<R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical
mice...it ain't pretty.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who
wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage
of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be
satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"

<garyttu> Dude you are not going to believe this... I played
golf with my dad today and put my cell phone in my golf
bag....well I started to play like ass and took a nine iron to
the side of my bag....OOPS!!!!!
<banshee> Do i need to explain what a dumb ass you are???
LOLOLOL
<garyttu> yeah- it was so funny but at the same time I am sooo
pissed at myself
<banshee> That is one of those things... where after you do
it... you just know... that it was fate telling you to stop
acting like a jack ass...

<whiskers> wtf
<whiskers> my sister just called me from her room
<whiskers> told me to turn down the music
<Spyder|TV> crank it
<torontotranceaddict> CRANK IT
<Kinuvan> CRANK IT
*whiskers turns up the music
<whiskers>i hear steps
*** Signoff: whiskers (Ping Timeout)

<hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer
<hajjs> htf do i get it out?
<Puppet-Master> force?
<hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it
<hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty

<Steve> http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/14/
korea.nukes/index.html
<Jsangspar> I swear to god, CNN and the government are making
everything up
<Jsangspar> and it's starting to fall apart
<Jsangspar> 'The Yongbyon nuclear facility in North Korea.
Pyongyang says it will restart the nuclear reactor there '
<Jsangspar> "YONGBYON"? "PYONGYANG"? Now they're just making
fun of asian people
<Steve> "Neighbor and potential threat FLIEDLICE has
threatened to destroy any troops coming through their
territory, be it from the western YELLOWSKIN or the east's
SLANTEYEBASTIDS."
<Jsangspar> gahahah

<@WoWMaN\\> this girl put her finger up my ass once
<@WoWMaN\\> I dont wonna sound gay , but it was the best
feeling i ever had !
<@Bart\\> dude , that wasnt a girl
<@Bart\\> And it wasnt my finger either

<SO|Razor> treize do you believe in other intelligent life?
<SO|Treize> in the universe?
<SO|Treize> or on forums?
<SO|Razor> .............

* motionz climbs up the statue of liberty
<motionz> ....
<c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER
<threeve> jeez what did motionz do
<Video`> Do it, pussy.
<motionz> if that's how you all feel
*** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)

<WTM2K> what if i sodomized a priest while the priest is
sodomizing an altar boy, WHILE the altar boy is sodomizing a
blind 3-legged kitten?
<Meatball> then you tape it and sell it on the black market
<Gentleman> yes
<[N]> yes tape it
<Gentleman> that is hell material
<Livewireo> Only if the kitten was dead

impOrted megAmi: life does suck, ya know. i mean, at the bad
parts, naturally.
JimBob4554: words of wisdom
JimBob4554: "life sucks when its bad"

<#C++:Luggage_> guy in the #vb channel thinks vb is too hard..
so wants to learn assembly..  i advised him against it, but he
thinks it looks easy "nice small words"

<KevinIsOwn> An IRC user having sex with someone hot?
<KevinIsOwn> What is the world coming to
<RX> good things kevin
<KevinIsOwn> Yes... VERY good things :D

(@Li-Sonder) i'm going to build a castle from the empty soda
cans on my desk
(@Li-Sonder) and declare myself king of this desk
(@Li-Sonder) and rule it with an iron fist
(@Li-Sonder) and make all the ants pay taxes
(@Li-Infinite) wow
(@Li-Infinite) you got way too much time on your hand.
(@Li-Sonder) you mean my iron fist.

<[Piratez]> I think i'm allergic to porn, everytime I look at
porn my cock swells.

<The_Atari> I also hear they're making a Back to the Future 4
<[-FcG-]aawis> he goes back in time to fix his parkinsons
desease

* Cheez is now known as rwxr-xr-x
<MudBlud> ./Cheez

<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6
months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it
die.)

<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc."
<Dilbert> investors*
<Dilbert> i meant

<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a
math tv show and we all start watching.

:: join #bitchx :: desane
(desane@if.I.were.a.perl.script.would.you.love.fork.ing.me.uk)
:: mode #bitchx :: (+b *!*@*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*) by pheret
:: kick #bitchx :: pheret kicked desane (banned: If you match
this, you have a lame host.)

<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one
night after I sent you my photo

zolex: do you call tabbaco a drug?
crummy: yes
crummy: of course its a drug
zolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.

<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that
supports ASP for free?
<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks

*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to
hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]

[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two
months.
[Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING
[Video] That's sad
[Ouija] i know
[Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique?
[Video] Release shit no one wants?

<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable.  Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS

<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they
would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it

<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever
seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling

<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen
dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?

<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today
<ChuckD> what happened
<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage
<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i
have tons!"
<ChuckD> i thought he was joking
<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer
sausage
<ChuckD> people looked at me funny
<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all
<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?

(rooster): So, are you hard at work
(rooster): or
(rooster): HARD, at work

<GregMoore> -v raxor
<GregMoore> FUCK
<GregMoore> lol
<GregMoore> -ox raxor
<GregMoore> -o raxor
<GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!

<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(
<DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.
<DarkLich> NOW
<DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.

<TrouT> anyone know what this means:
<TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/
RegisterVh3Service'
<+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin
/RegisterVh3Service

<kleitin> where are u guys from?
<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?

<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol
<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they
were umm lol
<Anthony> I SAW!
<Anthony> that's sick
<Anthony> heh
<Jessica> my day was boring
<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh
<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me
<Jessica> lol
<Jessica> OOPS
<Jessica> out of my room
<Jessica> not me
<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha

<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were
broken into small groups and each was asked to state what
skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good
with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were
amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it
was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership
qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a
cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."

* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to
the core
* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters
it
<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY
<+MegamanX2K> err
<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY
<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos
<Snow_Angel> fatlity?
<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?
<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go

<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale
with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference

<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask  you to please remain
seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came
on over the intercom -
<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we
did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
<mike> :P
<mike> i wanna be a pilot
<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button
do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees
with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed
before we arrive."
<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
<Glaug-Eldare> =D
<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while
they're taking off?
<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming

<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole
clean feeling u get

<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave
connection or something
<Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz
<avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing
my uploads"