<Tristan> I have a very bad headache, I need about 20 or so
asprin.
<Ari> awww....
* Ari huggles Tris
<Kryptonite> I LITERALLY BROKE MY ARM all i got was a HEH

* Faetan is gonna kill Santa for this...
* Santa_Clause is now known as Steve
<Steve> >_>
<Steve> <_<

Anonymous: Ramadan is over, i can eat!!!
Anonymous2: I was surfing the internet and i found a page that
said more women go for guys that are/were in the Air Force
then any other profession.
Anonymous: Really, I wanna join the air force one day.
Anonymous2: Wat, so u could learn how to fly planes into
skyscrapers.
Anonymous: Fool, you're muslim too.
Anonymous: You r a disgrace to brown pple.
Anonymous2: Don't be silly i'm not brown, i'm just a really
tanned white person.

<StuGhattz> I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a
handjob for being so good.

<MeatEating> why in the name of fuck are we talking about Star
Trek?
<MeatEating> I think I'll leave again temporarily
<Uncle_Matt> Or you could leave temporally, in a way pleasing
to us Trekkies.

<@Ocean-Saurian> But you know... I realized somthing last
night
<@Ocean-Saurian> I realized you could buy trophies, and all
these years I have been trying to do sports

<@PrincessSleia2> uh, so a few months ago i stopped drinking
coffee
<@PrincessSleia2> so i had two cups this morning and drank dr
pepper with lunch, and i am now unstable
<@FrozenFireball> .........
<@PrincessSleia2> ok, more unstable than usual

<devinfo> i guess bacon is good too, or a deadly weapon for
Blanka. In the future, breakfast features caffeinated bacon,
baconated grapefruit,

<DeadKenne> we're all naked under our clothes
<DeadKenne> hehe
<DocGonzo> we are?!?!!? shit!
<DocGonzo> i'll never look at 13 yr olds the same again

<ApoIIyon> energy drinks are good
<ApoIIyon> if u have less then 4 a day
<topdawg> i had a couple of v's in a lecture
<topdawg> then went to sleep
<topdawg> i woke up at the end
<ApoIIyon> yeah some people.. it wont work for them
<topdawg> and felt like running around in circles :(
<ApoIIyon> ahahahahahah
<topdawg> it had LAG
<topdawg> OH GOD
<topdawg> V ON DIALUP
<topdawg> :(

<Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd
<Ac|D> not over irc
<voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg
file via australia post
<Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then
<voltstfu> i have not much of interest
<voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a
woman missionary style
<Ac|D> haha

× Snakeyes (Snakeyes@66.227.169.205) joined #help
<Snakeyes> anyone here the master of "DEATH OF A SALESMAN" i
gotta answer 25 questions about it in 15 minutes!
<@dewx> i know i didn't watch it!
<@dewx> (isn't it a movie?)
<Snakeyes> its a play
<phoq> the salesman dies

<v1ru5> fuck
<v1ru5> we have a dog inside!
<v1ru5> in the house
<ikke> w00f
<v1ru5> and it is rabid or something
<Jeian> LOL
* v1ru5 akf
<Jeian> v1ru5: and the first thing you do is tell us about it?

* jasn_78 then sucks ur clit as finger ur wet tight pussy
* hot_gurl_4_u grabs hold of your cock harder, moaning louder
and louder, until finally her anus can take no more and she
accidentally shits on your hair
<hot_gurl_4_u> hehe, sorry ;)
<jasn_78> yuck
<hot_gurl_4_u> sorry, its a medical problem :(
<-- jasn_78 has quit (Exit: )

<Doberion> Hello
<Kyron> hi
<Doberion> Is Kryon Here??

* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from
wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the
stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about
them, i also have MSN

<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe
James broke my computer
<flawed> first your hymen now your computer
<flawed> what was he thinking?
<Lenore> he wasn't

<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?
<Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB
<Margret> One SUCK or two?
<Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one
ASSGRIND for me please, sweety
<Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?
<Henry> where is it WHORE?
<Margret> your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT
<Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look
under your LONG ASS PUBES
<Margret> *sip*
<Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this?
Its very juicy
<Margret> Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it?

<rTenshi> HOLY SHIAZT! THIS IS AWESOME!
<JujubeZ> what,?
<rTenshi> using a .357 magnum to kill cockroaches!
<JujubeZ> a .357? wTF? These are roaches, not deer you moron
<rTenshi> tell me about it, its gonna take an assload of time
to clean up, it just went.... "PSSHHHTTTQQQTT!" Hahahahhahaha

<BhavFox> FurServ: op me
<FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped.
<BhavFox> ;O)
<Kas> FurServ: suck me
<Kas> aww
<Hawx> Kas: You already suck.

<Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X]
<Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a
stuffed animal
<Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
<jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story
<jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager
<Genasirus> wtf?
<jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out
<jhtm> it sucked

<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me
<kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail?
<kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again"
<kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject
reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"

<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where
like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in
em?
<kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt
and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a
mirror
<kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over
myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look
<Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink?
<kolby> huh?
<kolby> ...fuck

[+   oracel] my exam went well =)
[@   zipper] My job searching didn't.
[@   zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop
search wednesday. :o
[@   zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player

<Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and
got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.

<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself.
<leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do
<leo> Your not my fucking mom
<maverick> uhh, yeah i am..
<leo> ??????
<maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..

<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> wow
<thegleek> old school

<Coogaar>  You really can t mince around with these TiVos,
Todd. If you wanted to turn on a machine and have it tell you
you were gay all the time, you would just play Counter-Strike
online.

<Volt9000> I had wood today
<Volt9000> I'm proud
<AL9000> Me too
<SROL> I did, too
<SROL> And I believe we all know what happened soon after
<AL9000> Volt's pet goat hid behind the couch

<@kmad> its fun as hell
<@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile
<@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun

<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in
my shared
Folder
<@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay
<@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it
<@Psych0> anyone find that weird?
<@Forty> Sounds normal
<@Forty> Did you update Windows lately?  It's in service pack
2
<@Psych0> I have win 98
<@Psych0> :
<@Forty> Yeah that sounds right

<Dekan-> WHAT THE FUCK... My Right nut is folded down under
and then backaround ontop of my left nut
<%Eizneckam> Umm
<souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day?
<@mootlif3> what the fuck is wrong with this chat..

<Theogony> odd
<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my
mom
<Theogony> hmm
<Theogony> quite strange

<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here
<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here

<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial?
<JanusLexington> with friend browsing?
<JanusLexington> worst
<JanusLexington> invention
<JanusLexington> EVAR
<Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends
<JanusLexington> friend porn browsing...
<Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!"
<Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER
BATING~~~~~"

<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning
<weebl> cuz of that fucker
<weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool
<weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning
<DoubleHelix> LOL!
<DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool!
<DoubleHelix> lol
<DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit
<weebl> yeah
<weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone
<DoubleHelix> HAHAH!

<SiZZuRp> this is from www.pk-hq.com
<SiZZuRp> Most users ever online was 138 on 02-14-2002 at
13:33.
<SiZZURp> a sad valentines day......... date much?

<Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid.  They don't
trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.
<Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert
dograping kiddiefucker" }
<Marand> Maybe it's because they know me

<Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like
a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild

<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking
me and the next day we found out we were related...

<TreeSquid> he's not foreign, just stupid

<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough
<codewolf> maybe a Z4
<Teatime> Or a miata.
<Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari.
<Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche
<fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get
a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."

<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> whats with all the netsplits?
<Rodzilla> J0 MAMA
<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> o_O
<Rodzilla> SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN
HALF
<Rodzilla> AHAAHAHAHAHHAH

[@ToastyX] I almost typed cd / to try to leave a channel

<Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me
<Oliver> spent 2 days there
<Oliver> could hardly walk
<teles> lol :)
<teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art
school :p

<nuance> er s/./,
<cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/!
<nuance> regexp nazi
<cherub> s/nazi/victim/

<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!!
--- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*

<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly
bitches
<Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of
yourself, you go right ahead.  But post them on the Ugly Bitch
Web

<AL9000> hehe, I called up one of my female friends today
while I was naked
<AL9000> I was actually slapping it around to see if she'd ask
what that noise was

<tokumei> green tea incense yo
<tokumei> and no pot for me today
<PFunk> Trying to quit?
<JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about
his heavy drug use instead of admitting it