EmoKidDavey: I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours Fallen Tabris: O_O Fallen Tabris: That's really unhealthy. Fallen Tabris: How much juice did you get out? Fallen Tabris: when you have so little left, is it even called masturbating any more? Fallen Tabris: When you've done it that many times in a day. EmoKidDavey: yeah EmoKidDavey: a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says bang
<Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa.... <Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> we have two horses outside our halls <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> one of them is hung like a fucking <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> i dunno what man <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> but he has one ginormous fucking penis! <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> I got a picture of it too!!!
Cat1013: Whoops Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma. HermitKing: She has IM? Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car. Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift. HermitKing: So? Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".
<Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist from a university in Australia? arn't we ment to be the good guys? <Gothmog> we're everywhere... <Gothmog> i mean... <Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere <Gothmog> phew lucky save there <Afsan> yes you almost exposed us! <Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!
<MY2K> can you hear me? :P <TheDingo> no * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater * MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater <TheDingo> still can't hear you * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
<XtG|HW> and only an uncle would beat the shit out of the great hio after hio hit a manoower truck <TheGreatHio> manoower? <XtG|HW> manoower <TheGreatHio> i think you mean Manure <XtG|HW> no <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> WTF is that <XtG|HW> poop <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> BWAHAHAH MANURE! <XtG|HW> shit.
<Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it?? <afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram? <afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
<Jason> i've onyl done acid in my eye <Jason> or snocapped my bud wit it <Budda> fuck that shit its not gettin near my eyes <Budda> i mean fuck my lungs <Budda> but im keepin my eyes
<alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple <rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
-Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game- <monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars, he was just standing there for like, 5 minutes <monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait long enough the lasers will kill all of them
<Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work" <Vented> i give my thanks to my job :) <TheJesus> that's the trick <TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work, fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble <Vented> hahah :) <Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order <Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp <Vented> then no one will know what happened :) <TheJesus> hahahaha
<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords" <NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune <[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other." <NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex <NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
<Amish> women are psychotic <Amish> cats are great pets for them though <Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them? <Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking <Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA
<Mak0> i am a pr0nstar <vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse?
<bb-w3rk> If Received By: Pay this Amount: <bb-w3rk> 12/20/02 $25,692.40 <bb-w3rk> 12/30/02 $25,712.75 <bb-w3rk> 01/09/03 $25,733.09 <bb-w3rk> :( <ESD-Wyrk> ... <ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that <bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store
Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina? pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin Vinactin
<+Tolkien`> chicks will only last a while <+Tolkien`> i can use my comp all night
<quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY <kuntraver> heh <quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink <kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going? <quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday <quintessential> wtf <kuntraver> ? <quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts <rooster> hrm <dedd[afk]> yummy <rooster> weird "ass sausages" <rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
<GeNOc¦DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa
Number-6: i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office angryskul: ok angryskul: so my dad had a PO box angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/ copy mailbox kinkos like place angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab his voicemail angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone inside his box angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches in and pulls out the phone angryskul: punches in some numbers angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_ at him angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into the box and locks it angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all like.. angryskul: "are you in mossad?" angryskul: (israeli secret police)
RonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox. fromagie: probably fromagie: i use adium fromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall RonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons. fromagie: oooh icons fromagie: looking now fromagie: ah, it's for windows? I no have windows RonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows. RonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck. fromagie: It's o - dick - kay RonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow. fromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you. Take it - up the ass - easy.
<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation to watch all the pr0n on earth <utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens <utopian> all at once <utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a shakespearean sonnet sooner or later <Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare <utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...
sweet-dick: my dick very up baby chika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;)
<wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating. :-) <wandarah> :D <arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT! <arryola> ... <arryola> argh * arryola refrains from speaking <wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating. :-)
<Frozen_Shadow> OMG my cousin had sex with her dog, when i stayed the night at my aunts house, got up to go pee and her room is right by the bathroom and i walked past she had the light on and the door open <cheesegoduk> what the hell frozen? <cheesegoduk> your cousion was having sex with the dog <Frozen_Shadow> yes <cheesegoduk> what did she say when she saw you? <Frozen_Shadow> she didnt say anything <cheesegoduk> ? <v_Ln|email> hahahahaha <Frozen_Shadow> i just dont go to the bathroom in the middle of the night any more
*** Idiot__ has joined #israel <Baa0595> Wow. The first honest man on IRC.
i am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org i am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing, but it seems astronomical now QuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here
<MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant blue shit and slow moving blue shit <MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue shit with the instant blue shit, you will get an explosion of blue shit, that will turn the enemies into red shit <Fuse> That's a lot fo shit <MooFoo> fo real
<Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and cracking jokes at your expense over IRC
<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday.. <mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
<guardian> whos john lennon <obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they must have inspired him <guardian> probs
Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.
(_ph): im hungry (kingy`r): eat a dick :P (_ph): im a little hungrier than that (sole): eat two dicks then (_ph): we're talking at least 5 here
<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore - Only hope <Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON <Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!! <RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend. <RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
(takai) ffs _ph (takai) dont be gay (_ph) thats like telling me not to eat
<Sharna> i dont do linux tho <Snooky> it solves all the world's problems <Sharna> world peace too? <Snooky> actually, let me check <Sharna> k <Snooky> ahh, here we go: <Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3 <akpm@digeo.com>: o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty() instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync() o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE <Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace <Sharna> amazing <Sharna> why dont more people know about this
<greeny> so i turn this box upside down and you know what i find printed on the bottom? <greeny> "don't turn the box upside down" <greeny> :
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<Anatole> The PS2 is the *only* choice, if you like those kinds of games. <SINsApple> Not *really* since the xbox *is* the *one* that has Nascar *Thunder* and Outlaw *Golf* <SINsApple> I'm mocking your use of asterisks, in *case* you didn't *notice* <SINsApple> :D <Anatole> Wow...you sure are *funny* when you're *drunk*, you dirty *bitch*
<Carter> Periods rock <Carter> It's the only time you have enough blood to cover yourself in warpaint unpainfully <Carter> you can recreate Braveheart with red! <DireWolf> Sorry you two, but the idea of a bunch of lesbian feminist bitches on their periods re-enacting BraveHeart is enough to make all the men on the face of the earth curl up in a fetal position and await death.
<Kaladias> Kal need nookie [+]ChevyGurl> lol <Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously
<alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no" <Help747> X <Help747> er <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <Help747> X <alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey <Help747> X X
<Ten80> http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text= Melbourne+Wireless <smarm> needs to have a line break :P <CRC-Away> man, only a geek would see a nice set of tits, and comment on the line break :)
[spork`] bukakke is the most intimate act that 2-50 people can perform
[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night? [Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/ Sister"??? [Glare]: damnit. [Tank]: Owned. [Glare]: Agreed. Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.
<+LagSucks> the other day i downloaded korean porn because i was curious as i've never seen it <+LagSucks> and the men all had smaller members than i did <+Zulehan> that's how it starts, lag. <+LagSucks> i thought to myself, 'wow, that's a first'
<TheOffspring326> Do you ever get the feeling that someone has mis-understood you? <TheOffspring326> but you're not sure <Motorbreath151> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASSHOLE?