<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups.
<r-beretta> that's a first
<[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups?
<r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me
<r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN

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<Ecko24> yo does anyone have a driver for an ethernet cable?

<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her
mind... lol
<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls
<nersh> but why do it on the internet

<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say
ommitting: mIRC
<Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin

<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect
the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to
go to bed

<Monte`SS`> what?
<Monte`SS`> i'm curious
<pagan> so are homosexuals
<pagan> :(
<Monte`SS`> haha

<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ?
<@tenfour> yeah
<@tenfour> 1998

<KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino
<TrueBlue> The front is like a car!
<TrueBlue> The back is like a truck!
<TrueBlue> The front is where we sit!
<TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!

<sgamer> man
<sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke
<NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!
<sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again
<NookieMonster> by tasting better?
<sgamer> and they need a commercial
<sgamer> during the super bowl
<sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl
<NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...
<sgamer> and she does this:
<sgamer> takes a drink
<sgamer> *ahhh*
<sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"
<sgamer> then keeps drinking
<sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin
<NookieMonster> Thats great!!
<sgamer> i am an advertising genius

<Squanky> I hope they gave me the right CPU because I paid
$350 for it

<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced
they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and
convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know
jack about you

RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the
bus."
RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
Esotcalag: Oh god....
RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers,
wtf?
RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was
during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to
the back of the bus.
RetardedCrow: They still do...
RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.

<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty
from my exgirlfriend
<onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick
<onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage
<onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her
anymore

<Riz> if Ron Jeremy dies I'm gonna put in a request for a
"organ" donation

<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park
benches!
<smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my
teens
<smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park
<smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate
event with the department of water and power
<smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't
have been older than 17
<smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed
in the moonlight
<smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making
sure to remove any hint of sharpness
<smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants...
<smackfoo> um
<smackfoo> you guys know the rest
<Cithorn> Keep going
<Cithorn> I'm not done yet

<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join
flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode
+i. :/
<Kel> geek nightmares

<Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind
<Cithorn> Tell me if you die
<AntiarcPrime> If  I'm dead, I can't
typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
* AntiarcPrime dies
<AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No)
<AntiarcPrime> Yes
* AntiarcPrime respawns
<Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a
Final Fantasy Villain

<biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn?
WTF?
<biXen> I dont have any animal porn!
<biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black
guys in them, they can go as animals

<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today
<PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-(
<Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?

<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets
filled with money
<Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important
part is cash
<SiWaRD> you're chinese?
<SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean
<Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese
<Ishtar-AFK> wtf
<Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they
say i dont follow traditions
* sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs
<sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i
dont follow traditions <- you mean communism?
<SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts?
<sweeps> do they fly?

<Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today.
<kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?

<Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday
<RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal?
<Rackshack-GregM> hah
<Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio

<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain
or a bubbler?
<Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler
<Mich> it must be a regional thing
<Mich> everyone here says bubbler
<Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush

<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :
/
<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to
get room for all the new shi.... toys
<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps! 
Yesterday was cleanup day
<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents
from #xmas :/

* jesus takes off your pants.
* Sexypants is now known as Sexy
<jesus> rawr
<Sexy> jesus took off my pants
<Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways

(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint
program?
(nemesis): omfg
(nemesis): who isnt?

Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was
looking at it, and asked what it was
Lukerul1: i wanted to cry

<Shadoe> baby collars
<Shadoe> hahaha
<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*
<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.

<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat
<bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =)
<+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket

<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you
<@Shadoe> EVAR
<Vladimere> yeah yeah
<Vladimere> i've heard it before
<Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up
staring at the headboard
<@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"

<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and
why it has an @in front of it?
<@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor
<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences

<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D.
I was gone for 18secs
<Agent> You should see a doctor about that.
<Agent> 18 secs?!
<king_minkus> :D
<king_minkus> yep
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<king_minkus> DAMN good
<Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :)
<Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic
<Silent_Remorse> ;p
<king_minkus> i repeat
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick
into having sex with you

<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont
put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man
<My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)

<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it
on, tell it to block all ports - tada
<Lithium> easy peasy
<stephen> all ports?
<Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software
firewalls on every machine
<Lithium> i tried before
<Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports
<Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P

<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err.

<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME
<_ry0suke_> deFAG
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<Donut> HEY WAIT
<Donut> F U =(
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<_ry0suke_> :(

<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up

SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice.
SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head.
blindpyro: wtf.
blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer.
SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and
rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.

<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how
hackers get movies for free?

<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's
roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."
<jre> Primitive Methodists
<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967

tom: I deep throated a banana once
tom: I'm good at it
tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho

<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they
didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease
<`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*

<jre> WHAT?  They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM?
<jre> What losers
<jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me

<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when
you see p133 and think 'plee'...

<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something
you must be REALLY cheap

<KMQ> foo is not xxxx
<Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx
<KMQ> no...
<KMQ> fooo can be xxxx
<Skunks> heh
<KMQ> but not foo
<Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the
variable :P

* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while
trying to make salad dressing

<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees
<AlpViper> is that bad
<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?
<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad
<AlpViper> oh dear

<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in japan...
<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025
<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in canada
<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada