<Ifenna> In a CDROM drive on a PC, does the CD spin or the
laser?

<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS
<[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME
<[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES
<[SA]Portable591> do it
<[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE
<[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS
<[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that
<[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS
<[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ
<[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN
<[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face
<[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST
<[SA]rizzou> fist? or first?
<[sa]unsound> fist
<[sa]-piston> FIST

<timmo> i wonder if gay people are ever like
<timmo> "oh man that is so straight"
<timmo> or
<timmo> "youre so heterosexual"
<Livewire0> "Quit being such a hetero!"
<Livewireo> with the limp wrst flick, of course

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<Tartuf> hey
<xab> who in the hell is that?
<Tartuf> ...
<Tartuf> ur worse nightmare :p
<xab> mum?

<Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :]
<devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100
miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting
a pole.
<Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping
the guy makes the catch this time.

<MegamanX2K> Heh, I wonder what my mom'll think when she sees
my Dune 2000 T Shirt.
<MegamanX2K> "Long life the fighters? Arabs? WTF, my son's a
terrorist!"

<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod
<dj> whats it like?
<Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each
<Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead. 
<Arch1942> Very Cool.
<dj> cool
<dj> whats the differences between the races?
<Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing

<wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just
gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time

<CaffieneHead>  We have enough youth. What we need is a
fountain of smart.

<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a
beer and a bong hit today.
<Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old
man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what
are you doing tonight?"

<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing
tall.  "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."

<Z> Swear to god..
<Z> These guinea pigs are like
<Z> Not even 6 months old
<Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE
10000000000000000000000000 TIMES
<Z> ><;
<Incorrect> lol
<Incorrect> hjahahahahah
<Z> Now they're pissing me off..
<Z> I can't get one simple pussy
<Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage

<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel
faster than light, they're probably right.  Some extremely
interesting and surprising things would have to happen before
that could be wrong.
<Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid?
<Biggy> EXACTALY
<Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.

<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk
asses
<whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there
<whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of
those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.

<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the
lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for
Valentine's Day

<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars?
<@Beerman> with who
<@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once
<@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments

<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318,
because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her
not to cause any trouble
<adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life
insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel

<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make
things fun
<[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested....
<Pieh0> what??

<nolamerbro> i m god in cs
<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically
placed right into peoples skulls
<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...

<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes
noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a
connection to a computer

<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well
<Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately,
that's how you look in real life.

<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.
<dirtyfrog> And that's the truth
<ap0c> That's really really sad.

<Beanie> so what should I play?
<DarkMSTie> adventure games
==Beanie fires up Zork
<DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface
<Beanie> graphical shmaphical
<Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!

<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB
<slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the
reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their
hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"

<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution?
<Herne> To stop talking to you?
<Noplex> You broke that already.
<Herne> Oops

<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy
out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and
see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could
unroll the whole thing before it touched the water.
<Mbwana> It was quite amusing.
<Rialian> well? did you?
<Mbwana> Yes
<Rialian> hehehehe
<Mbwana> It looked very neat
<Qaulorn> you're easily amused too?
<Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water?
<Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel?
<Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant
quilted kind?
<Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to
help you
<Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would
estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or
so
<Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white?
<Mbwana> It plain
<Mbwana> Uh
<Mbwana> Minus the it
<Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even
videotaped it and took pictures of it.
<Sealom> I accuse you of lying.

<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.
<Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in
your crotch."
<Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"

<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have
replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on
them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig,
instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/
<@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i
can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death
metal than i could have had before... ;)

<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My
aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.

<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not
sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day
while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt
scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"

(slippy): it's appauling
(slippy): :/
(doggie^): like your spelling..

<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is
the life
<Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have
a life ;)

<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?
<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube

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<Sunny> hello every one
<Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+

<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were
caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows
died in one just last month.
<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems
to me.
<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so
<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.
<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire
isn't as congested.
<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold
<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.

<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either.
<nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a
constructive manner
<nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)

<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the
fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'

(markut) that this was a bicycly accident
(@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved
bicycles?

<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they
think they know everything anyhoo
<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for
'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny

<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB!
<grongy> SHIT!
<grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger
quotes again

<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<synth> i dunno
<Wrench> im a tool

<ripper> I told u I was hardcore

(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't
matter"
(@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but
beautiful?

<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that
really brings you down to earth

<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"
<Spike> Why no, no I did not.

<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video
<Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I
guarantee you.
<Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for
myself did so because they saw them make out in the video
first
<Fuzen> Correct.
<Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular.
<Fuzen> They make out in their video.
<Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but
increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be
fucking donkeys by their next album.
<Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix"
<Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain
<Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that
<Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake.
<Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their
careers
<Fuzen> I look forward to that day.

* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep
<+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke
pot
<@Pyroman> ...

<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay,
lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think

<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am
yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him.
<Jihan_Xan> fuck
<Jihan_Xan> haha
<Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself.
<[P]aradox> Yep, that you did.
<pumkin> lol Jihan!
<Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack.
<[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you
<pumkin> I had to read that twice.

<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine:
www.clubfreshmen.com/
<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link
<NSGuest-617> me neither
<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related.
<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me
<+Sumez> "fresh men"
<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is
<+Sketchee> Damn you all.
<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.