* Apollo- pokes IceKarma
* IceKarma pokes Apollo- back
* Apollo- i spoked
<Apollo-> s/i/is/
<Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/
<Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/

<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn
<Dramon_Killer> err
<Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality
<Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate
and still like chicks

<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the
fuck out of the sides

<ZiR0> damn
<ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty
as hell

<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i
was talking to in emails and staring at in class?  i asked her
about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me
anymore  :/

(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha
(m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle..
(m-femme): haha
(doggie^): lol
([olly]): stop using it to talk then

<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss?
<Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics!
<_Obi-Wan_> ebonics?
<Andy_Hock> The disease?

<kichigai> *:-}8 8-   transvestite

<Tarkaan> Gerbil, I've spent the past three months and about
$10,000 preparing for this fucking war
<Tarkaan> although the majority of that was buying property in
Canada
<Tarkaan> But I also got a camp stove

(Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery
(doggie^): lol
(doggie^): wonder how they managed that
(doggie^): not many people to interview or anything

<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime
<tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman
<tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all
<tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference

(cutey) what you upto, cmang
(cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking.
(cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer
(cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm.
(cutey) :]
(cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about
yourself? ;)
(cutey) :>
(kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right?
(cmang) :(
(cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.

<Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"
<Rjx> Go Figure.

<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food
<@madCoder> :D
<@iota> lol
<@ploppity`away> lol mad
* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies
<@iota> come raid it
<@ploppity`away> iota: pm
<@madCoder> :O
<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream
too
<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry
<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest
<@ploppity`away> woah
<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?
<@madCoder> lmao
<@iota> FREEZER
<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?

Sway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast
Frondz: It's not something I'm proud of.
Sway21: why's that
Frondz: It's detrimental to masturbation.
Sway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions

<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and
is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD
drive becomes one?

<jas0n> man im a geek
<jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair

<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today
<Nikita> it sucked
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<Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs
<Iced_Eyes> hehe
<Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches
<stef> argh! stupid dialup
<Rav3n> i remeber the good old days
<Rav3n> when i used to say that
<Rav3n> heh
<Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?

<Skate> I believe in god as much as I believe in a world
without porn...

<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted
really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in
the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"

[hardlined] someone give me a phone number
(timmo) 867-5309
[hardlined] area code?
(timmo) 801
[hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for
(timmo) jenny
[hardlined] ;-)
[hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service

<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day
<Shanks> :(
<@Guyver3> sorry
<@Guyver3> i meant
<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and
demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst
necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3
strengh"

<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids
<Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby"
<Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in
plastic to silence it and throw it away

(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was
young I was like, wtf is that
(@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the
meaning off, I just assume it's drugs

<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada.
<jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.

<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or
something?
<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes
<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm
<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N
<1stStrike> oh wait

<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy
<Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=
0665000FS10006972&
catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile=
04F5E73718534B93F3C511
B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF
981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152
3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF
<Slyder> thoughts?
<Hadaken> Get a shorter URL

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<orbit> erm...
<orbit> what?
*** anonimis was kicked by orbit (dont advertise in here)
<Quench> lol
<Quench> he missed the /
<Quench> you moron

<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not
only against our rules but it is also against the law. It
constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud.
Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding
impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it.
<hans> 0_o
*** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods
<Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?

Dutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty
Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league

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< [PIT]Kabar> ok i got a dumb question
< [PIT]Kabar> <-- linux newb
(+soroh6) well
(+soroh6) we don't allow dumb questions
(+soroh6) sorry.
< [PIT]Kabar> bah usless
< [PIT]Kabar> some great community
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(+soroh6) HAHAHA
(+soroh6) omg

<@Dave> a hooker that doesn't charge upfront is known as "a
girlfriend"

<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s
record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]
<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages:
0.01, 0.00, 0.00
<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2):
5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09,
1.08
<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s)
today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)
< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now
<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT
2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load
average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P
<@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz
i got a longer uptime bs
<@Tecky> =-]
< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it
up

<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight.
<Nakoo> Ipizza?
<[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users
<[Smoke]> iPizza
<[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors
<[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your
current pizza cutting tools

*** kkkkkk was kicked by Rimbaud (Two kkk's doesn't make a
black panther)

<julia> my inglish is pore
<Nurgle> engrish
<julia> ja! my engrish is pore

<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for
<Gandalf> you serious?
<Lady> wat i say
<Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where
Gandalf comes from
<Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey
<Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn?
<Lady> not that much
<Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star
<-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)

(@f00kaG0at) im still trying to figure out how to get to
minesweeper
(@f00kaG0at) in xp
(@Yemen) :D
(@f00kaG0at) goddamn new start menu
(@Yemen) yeh
(@Yemen) it confused me for a couple of days too
(@f00kaG0at) ive had it 5 months
(@Yemen) oh
(@Yemen) ^_^

<@ANARCHEY> LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few
mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up...
now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay
porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to
:P

<mattttttt> shut up
<mattttttt> all of you
<cat9> fuck off
<mattttttt> shut the fuck up and stop filling up my logs
<cat9> if you want silence, go and idle in notepad

<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing
my hands after I take a piss
<pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly,
you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright
to touch it every now and then."
<pHluid> That shut her up.

<Antimatter> for a moment I thought M$ was going into the arms
contracting business there
<Antimatter> oh, wait. they are, aren't they
<Antimatter> battleships running Windows... *shudder*
<NightmareBlade> o-O
<Antimatter> yes, they're pushing to get windows used in
control systems for ships & stuff
<Antimatter> gives a new dimension to "blue screen of death"
<Antimatter> "Uh-oh, the fire control computer got infected
with a virus"
<NightmareBlade> ***WARNING*** U.S.S New Jersey could not load
targetting codes. Please insert your Windows 98 SE cd into b:

<edeity> DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends
to keep asking for water.

<egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre
at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig,
en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me
<@bamsefar> egernness: what?
<egernness> need sex

<+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK!
<+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had
<+sic6sic> }=]
* +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )

<unclefu> why the hell is network browsing so slow with xp
<unclefu> ... perhaps it's cause the other computer is off...

<PD-FATAL> does windows update use java?

<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so
much cheaper than the P42.2ghz?
<Rose> are they that much different?
<Rose> speed wise?

<WhatUSee> does anybody know a decent format utility other
than the windows default?