<amiel> i got a new reality show <amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life <amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette <amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? <|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis <|Asriel> I mean ladder!
[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d [ArchDemon] *sob* so true.
systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay systemtek: brb gino220576: k gino220576: what u bidding for systemtek: a router gino220576: for drilling holes ?
<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people". <Hugh> Yikes. <DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary. <DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
<roboman20> +_&----~~= <@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
<Meyow> remember back in 1996 <Meyow> when you used to think about 2000 <Meyow> and get all these space suits <Meyow> you know why its not like that <Meyow> I blame IRC <Meyow> :P <Meyow> more chatting then thinking <Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now <Meyow> "you have joined #sony" <Meyow> "so what should our next product be" <Meyow> "how about space suitS?" <Meyow> * idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne? <sKratch> no like the meth
<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna <zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming? <Ouroboros> Uh huh. <FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time. <FLB> So you have more or less two options. <FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later. <FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence. <Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up. <FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you. <Ouroboros> E) Ow. <FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above. <Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok. <FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea. <Ouroboros> I) pick B) <FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold. <Ouroboros> K) <FLB> L)OL <FLB> M)an this is getting old. <Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_< <Liam> Jens <Liam> There are only lesbians making out <Liam> On Goatporn.com <Jens> Oh. <Jens> Whew. <Jens> ... <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed. <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
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<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq <Deimos> must be mating season
<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N <Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ <Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha <Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans
<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm... <castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar...
<dm0n3y> ----------------fags type below this line---------------------- <Vondi> Aiee <dm0n3y> GG VONDI <dm0n3y> wait, shit
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing. <+[1RB]sika> no way man <+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell? <@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either. <+[1RB]sika> come on tell me <+Lee> The math part of physics killed me <+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber
<stig> LCST: do you have a crack? <LCST> sure i do <LCST> | | <LCST> |( . )| <LCST> | | | <LCST> |__|__| <stig> lol <stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT
allow (Israel@adsl-143-203.barak.net.il) has joined # sleepwalkers <hajjs> il is what country?
<deepcut> whats with it your ftp ad saying saying ftp.fpsarchive.com: ? <deepcut> thats not even a registered domain name <GamezAFK> I'm using Serv-U <GamezAFK> I just made up a domain name <deepcut> hahaha <deepcut> and you expect that to work? <deepcut> idiot <GamezAFK> I thought the registration stuff was just for HTTP sites <GamezAFK> so what I gotta pay to register it or something? <deepcut> well duh
<Skier`> oops <Skier`> I just opened the door to let my cat in, and it wasn't my cat <Skier`> there's a strange cat curled up on my couch now
<@Marc> However, I do have leather elbow-length gloves and knee high boots for general use. ...ten minutes of silence... * @Marc jots that down in "Ways to kill a conversation volume 3"
<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything. <Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
<downgrade> I should do something productive. <downgrade> Is masturbation productive? <downgrade> I guess it must be because it "produces" stuff
<+SAB3> Wow, cool site <RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better <+SAB3> Give me the url <RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php <+SAB3> Doesn't work <RiPPeRke> It works fine over here <+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =) <Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
<astrOdz> shouldn't you be at chruch? <nistor> no lol <astrOdz> you choose bsd over god? <nistor> hrm hard choice <astrOdz> well there is a devil on one side :)
<b1u3> i hate those fat/ugly girls who go around wo bras like theyre playboy bunnies <b1u3> them: 'im secure with my body!' me: 'im not'
Tool2004: she said i seem "cuddly" Espn0013: like a walrus
<Raspberry> i think seisures are like the unique and beautiful snowflakes of the dance world <snipe> Raspberry: you're obviusly not epileptic then <snipe> What do you call an epileptic on a bed of lettuce? <Raspberry> *shrug* <snipe> Seizure salad * Raspberry groans
<worldie> I just blew my load <W13> ugh I cant believe I ate the whole thing. 8( <miner> ...... <W13> oh crap that didnt come out right <W13> I just ate a whole 12 inch pizza <Marc> Surrrre ya did.
<Uber_DM> you know your bad when you are juggling with one hand, and typing with the other! <Vang> ... <Ming> heh <Vang> Please tell me that you are not juggling two balls...
<{EDF}SS> and you can send files to people at 160kB/s?
<{EDF}SS> or kb/s?
<DRoawn> no they can download from me
<DRoawn> that fat
<DRoawn> fast
<{EDF}SS> so.....there's a difference between you sending
files to people and them downloading from you?
<DRoawn> yesd
<DRoawn> yes*
<{EDF}SS> ....I.....see......
<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear. <Xar^> something's not quite right here. <PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear
<afropik> hmm <afropik> I want to make a picure that says "mad-x, shut the fuck up or I will find a big group of men to rape you" <afropik> but I'm afraid to type "rape" into the google image search
< mctaylor> you want to use outlook? <@nt_> erm, yes <@nt_> why < mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client that doesn't follow RFCs... <@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare functionality into it
<Kazeuri> That would roxor to live in a cave back in the day. I would still rather be a pirate though. <Kazeuri> I guess I have to settle for internet pirate. Yarrr, sail the seven ISPs.
<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
<Neon[UK]>im considering using redhat as my desktop pc <Neon[UK]>its just so much better <Neon[UK]>windows error: OMFG THERZZ AN ERRROR!!111 WTF??!?!?! <Neon[UK]>linux error: hello there, you have an error. here's a detailed list of whats gone wrong and he's how to fix it, would you like some coffee?
<CamaroSS> can you "upgrade" your power supply? <CamaroSS> in your house, that is <[Fang]going|postal> um, no <CamaroSS> as in pay them to make your power supply better <frink> wtf <[Fang]going|postal> your house doesn't have a power supply <CamaroSS> then it isn't my dad's cheapness? <[Fang]going|postal> lolol <frink> your power supply in your house HAHA <CamaroSS> well, my dad wired the power in my basement
<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana <danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in 10,000 years" <Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not true. <Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas in 10,000 years.
(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you
<fro> get dub war vs panacea - strike it.mp3 too, you'd like that <fro> when I say 'like' I mean it will make you cry <fro> and not in a good way
<@Blaxthos> can anyone see this ? <@heath> no <@jsb> no <@Blaxthos> good * Blaxthos heads to the women's locker room
<FrAuStY|wirk> why is it.. condom only cover your dong? I mean.. your balls are steadily slapping some wet dripping poontang <Thordic> Your balls dont have a dirty juice entry point <C_Mayhem> if she bites they do....
[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms [12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls. [12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
<Deke> i want impossible creatures <[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club <Deke> .. <Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?
<kpearsall> AOL_MAN IN FULL EFFEKT BOYEEEZ <kpearsall> DIE J00 ST00PID ASSFUX PONY NUGGET AUTOGREETS CLITJUICE ASS DOG LICKER <austin> RAINBOW LAZER BEAMZ FR0M DE EYEZ <cj_> je 5uS <hr| 5 7 <cj_> | a|\/| TE|-| <o[]l /\ 0L Du|)E I c@n leEtifY e\/ 3RY 7HINg <pexor> |-|0|`/ 5|-|17 1 r|_||3 <pexor> 819 ¢0>< p|z <toast> cj_: burritos today? <pexor> |)4|\|¢1|\|9 ¢0¢|<5 p|z * Added *!*@* to ignore list <kinzillah`> sweet, sweet, silence
<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working