<fragglet> ralphis = fat
<Ralphis> i am not!
<darknation> small objects are orbiting you
<darknation> planet ralphis
<darknation> the Gas Giant

<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window

<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic
that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
* Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
<HotBooty> i dont know what you mean...

<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page
<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for
hours
<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again
<spanges> then completely lose focus
<St1s> yeah
<St1s> or change everything
<St1s> like wtf, this sux!

<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than
his FreeBSD machine.
<Parak> almighty?
<Keebs> Until I can get some new ram.
<Keebs> All righty
<Keebs> sorry
<Delver> bummer
<Delver> what happened? sneakers again?
<Delver> burn bios too many times?
<Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot.
<Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an
transmission problem.

<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about.
<Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much
insight
<Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE
THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!?
<Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE
<Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM

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< xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the
counter?
< xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just
fixed the php code
< Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant
< Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to
< horros> Inominate: me neither.
< horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter,
xINSANEx, but i'm not able to.
< xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy
< Inominate> lol
< xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you
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< horros> hahahaha
< Inominate> hahahahahahahah
< Inominate> ROFL

<smartaleq>  whats the difference between a pizza and black
guy
<smartaleq>  -- a pizza can feed a family of four!

<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White
loses every single one of its 96 fans.

<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow
<dragonsun> i mean no school

<Zero-G> i made out with the woman at work i was chatting up
though
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> made out with her bf?
<Zero-G> no
<Zero-G> made out with her
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> boyfriend..
<Zero-G> ok, its all a lie
<Zero-G> i made out with you Jesus^Freak|Clanless
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yep
<Zero-G> you were great
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> haha
<Zero-G> can i have another go?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> nope
<Zero-G> please?
<Zero-G> you dont have to pay me this time!
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> how can you have another go if it never
happened?
<Zero-G> are you in denial now!?
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> no, denial is a river in egypt
<Zero-G> no, thats the nile
<Jesus^Freak|Clanless> yes thats what i said

<Castle> Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
<Bizarre> Because she was deaf and blind?
<Castle> No, she was a woman.

(]Joey[> how wsas the party?
(avarrin-> [oe
(avarrin-> pine
(avarrin-> JO9WWkn
(avarrin-> pinw
*** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal
disappeared!)
(]Joey[> damn, must have been good

<Castle> To drive a cab in NYC, you have to get at least a B
in Crazy Taxi

<@Neurowave> YOU!
<@Neurowave> DOWNLOAD!
<@Neurowave> ALL!
<@Neurowave> SONGS
<@Neurowave> THEN
<@Neurowave> LISTEN
<@Neurowave> NOW
<spacer> ALL YOUR CAPS ARE BELONG TO US!
<sEnDarK> that sentence is not gramatically correct, its "all
your caps belong to us"

<sexygurlah> well ya he's kinda nice n everything..
<mAdmAn6> i guess its ok with you
<sexygurlah> we had sex together already, it was pretty great,
actually
<mAdmAn6> oohh.. thats fast
<ohlyo> erm, now i wanna get laid.
<sexygurlah> one thing annoys me - my balls slap so hard when
i'm having sex with him
<ohlyo> o_O
<mAdmAn6> ugh. you still wanna get laid?

<Sean> i'm addicted to just feeling my iPod, holding it and
twiddling the buttons
<Mike> omfg
<Sean> such a neat little thing
<Mike> You know you're a nerd when you have a fetish for your
mp3 player

Rangsk: anti-grav units would put a new spin on weight-loss
programs
Suicidal Insanit: but not mass loss :P
Rangsk: people don't care about that :P

<Sean> ahh yes, things like that interest me. putting things
in awkward places

<cornflake> holy shit
<cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to
kill himself
<cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later

<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep
and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :|
<@Hatcher> what class
<@madCoder> calculus problem section
<@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest
grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D:
<@madCoder> its not even the real class
<@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the
chalk board
<@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself
that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break
<@madCoder> ok then, that's settled
* madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks
* madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating

<Flippy_D> angst ^_^

< []ikkebra[]werk> my brother uses Musicmatch Jukebox to play
MP3s
< []ikkebra[]werk> we don't talk anymore
< []ikkebra[]werk> I think he just got married awhile ago

<SkeleFoDoh> this bot sucks ass
<tony|werk> i wish it did

<AOG> http://Jake.youaremyfriend.com
<Jake> http://Who.Thehellareyou.com ?

<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds
and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.

<edgeh> think i crapped myself
<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap
<edgeh> damn my memory sucks

*** Quits: phrenic (Erection reset by beer)

<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy
with a chainsaw
<geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything,
then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the
labotomy

[Animosity]: anyone got any bubble wrap they can dcc me >?

* Dark is listening to his roommate play Mike Tyson's
Punch-Out
<Durandal> Dark : Isn't there a bonus level where you can rape
Mike Tyson's wife?

<grendel> whoah leasbian schoolgirl porn
<grendel> oh wait tatu video...

<PuffinFreshWog> when people call me fat, i grab my man boobs
and jiggle then around a bit

< Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite
< Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep
< Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand
< Duckman > for 12 hours

<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to
a violent atmosphere
<akawaka> when its switched off

<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for
<My`Albanian`Ass> something to do
<SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds
<My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over
<My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves

<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in
me.
<dbnmale20> John lennon ;)
<k-lee> ok fair enough
<k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/

<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;
<ZS> there goes the neighborhood

(Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????
(Fus|on) cause mine did
(Fus|on) :(
(Patrol) thats off topic

<artfag> stfu n00b
<artfag> rtfm
<Cap'n_Andy> rtfm?
<Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym
you know?
<Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done
with it
<Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will
<Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us!
<Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you

<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies

<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola
<JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!!
<xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago
<^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago

visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight
now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the
six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration
camp

* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'

<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP
(Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push
technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.

Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2
Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was
pickin my nose
Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!!
Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|

<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war!
* alpha[nB] was kicked by de|Legacy`away (i win)

<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what
is up " shorten

<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of
windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed
shaving

<RJO> a pipe, as armed as a candian gets, just ask the army