Browse The Logs - #AFKonIRC

#76569

Score: 350

* Les16F is now known as guywants3some

#76548

Score: 1141

<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear
weapons or we'll bomb you!  Iraq: We don't have any nuclear
weapons.  N Korea: We do.  Bush: Well then get rid of your
chemical weapons!  Iraq: We don't have those either!  N Korea:
Ummm...we have nukes now.  Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical
and nuclear weapons!  Get rid of them!  Iraq: Even if we did,
which we don't, we can't even hit the USA!  N Korea: We can
nuke California all we want.
<Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares!  Iraq,
you'd BETTER disarm!  Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything!  N
Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas...  Bush: Iraq, I'm
warning you...  *BOOM*
<doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles
hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying
in from the pacific ocean!"  north korea: "he CAN'T be that
stupid."  saddam: apparently he is.  i myself havent even made
any missile that goes beyond walking distance."

#76541

Score: 344

<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :)
<Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?

#76515

Score: 281

* {JPM} is now known as {{{JPM}}}
<{{{JPM}}}> does this nick make me look fat?

#76507

Score: 170

* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has
joined #England
* WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel
<@datafreak> its a porn channel
<@datafreak> we are all naked
<@datafreak> with webcams
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see

#76504

Score: 276

<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare
<goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had
nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense
<goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian

#76491

Score: 179

<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download
a dvd emulator or something?

#76490

Score: 91

<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and
their connections?
<well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works
fine
<well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline
<CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone
line, well-howdy-doo
<well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?

#76488

Score: 238

<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA
Library
<Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.
<Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)
<Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum
<Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you
"artsy"
<Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.
<Destruya> And then.........painting classes.
<Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you
begin laughing at "Will and Grace"

#76467

Score: 773

<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van.
<WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro.
<andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.

#76462

Score: 501

<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras?
<drwiii> no.
<jwbozzy> me either
<drwiii> excellent.
<jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there
<drwiii> no is swahili for yes.

#76458

Score: 309

<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i
said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy,
dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end
<jona> !!
<cows> haha.
<jona> Ha ha.
<jotun> :<

#76423

Score: 30

[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk?
[@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia
[+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then?
[@toca] .mx
<@Avalanche> .dirty

#76416

Score: 102

[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you
through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there

#76403

Score: -53

<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let
the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass!

#76402

Score: 374

<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working.
<Darric> Maybe my connection died.
<Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died.
<Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER.
<Head> that sycks
<Head> sucks even
<Darric> Oh. You're still here.
<Darric> False alarm, everyone.

#76397

Score: 200

<WordSmith> my mums drunk
<WordSmith> lol
<WordSmith> she never gets drunk
<XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)

#76396

Score: 339

<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis
<SA-Magic> oops

#76387

Score: 23

<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by
chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate
---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses

#76381

Score: 194

<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag
<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap
out of

#76376

Score: 173

<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised
arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised
arrogant european teens with a mixer board

#76375

Score: 144

<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny
tonight I would have taken a duck home!

#76371

Score: 120

<timmo> shes jealous i get more cock then she does

#76366

Score: 199

<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked ....
<Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff!
<LoneWolf_> (in a bad way)
<Gibbon> oh

#76362

Score: 135

JasonMD325: hold up im workin support
JasonMD325: lemme finish this guy

#76361

Score: -23

<Sadtch> jerking off is pretty leet
<Rhune> yup

#76360

Score: 101

<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male,
with generous love handles -------> msg me

#76357

Score: 128

(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7
months and he came out
(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight

#76352

Score: 23

<merci`> trance would sound ok intermixed with some metal

#76349

Score: 27

<Oddjob> HOLT SHIT I FUCKING JUIZZED ON MY EYE

#76337

Score: 196

<Orpal> studying, HA HA
<Killgore-studying> trying to
<Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing
prostitutes

#76335

Score: 888

<trivy>  019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ?
<trivy>  1st Hint: ******* ******* ********    BONUS Question
Value : 55000 Points
<trivy>  2nd Hint: par**** ******* ********   46.7 secs &
55000 Points Remaining
<tobrie> ...
<tobrie> thats not right
<abigale> hmm
<trivy>  3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia   23.3 secs &
55000 Points Remaining
<Halffast> maybe it's foreign
<trivy>  Times up!  The answer was -> 
parents against dyslexia  <-

#76334

Score: 297

<2215> wouldn't it be gay if someone broke into your house and
uninstalled cs

#76329

Score: 637

<Nozz> Shite
<Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire
<Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"

#76326

Score: 148

<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was
thinking
<Dilbert|AFK> logl
<_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto?
<Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay
<MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too.
<_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure

#76325

Score: 290

[4am]
<@Cheez> someone put me to bed
<@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ!
<@[Smaug]> NOW!
<@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house!
<@[Smaug]> or apartment
<@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in
<@Cheez> "channel"

#76320

Score: 712

AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck
AlexKN3: stick
Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT

#76310

Score: 27

<em|t> Any one have the brain? I am looking to add it into my
collection...

#76308

Score: 241

<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends
:P
<Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P
<MegamanX2K> your hand?

#76307

Score: 78

<Amanda> MANY MEN
<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
<Guilty> You're both into clubbing
<Amanda> baby seals

#76306

Score: 89

<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle
finger
<Elfie> 16 cm
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm
<Nil|breakfast> 17.4
<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...

#76304

Score: 1220

<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering
is
<Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
<Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
<Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
<Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
<Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
<Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
<Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring
it on"

#76288

Score: 497

<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but
during sex???
<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?
<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...

#76280

Score: 308

<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so fucked

#76279

Score: 27

<griffin>: MSN when maxsimized makes you depressed...

#76251

Score: 215

<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew
chunks
<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?

#76250

Score: 232

<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead
iraqi babies
<hansblix> after the war
<hansblix> hey
<hansblix> can i take that last comment back
<hansblix> i think it was kinda weird
<hero> a little
* tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear
factor where they eat dead iraqi babies'
<hansblix> damn

#76236

Score: 299

<tsingtao> i got a test back today
<tsingtao> i got 100%
<IgWannA> was it for HIV?

#76232

Score: 382

<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on
SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the
U.S. so much

#76224

Score: 112

Phynix: eddy:  You are being attacked by the Iraqian
Information Warriors.  Be prepared, your computer will soon be
integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll
wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl
of rice and a small loaf of bread.
Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
eddy: mmm bread