*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has joined #square <Locke1`> am i still banned? <Deadcounter> Locke: yes <Locke1`> shit <Locke1`> i'll leave now <Locke1`> sorry *** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has left #square <Deadcounter> eheheh <ift> amazing
<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS? <MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!! <MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!
<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once <shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.
* Zapp is now known as Zapp|party <Zapp|party> see yall <Zapp|party> PARTY!! <Zapp|party> w00t <Zapp|party> drunk white woman for everybody! * Zapp|party has quit IRC (Quit: Zapp|party) <W-Cid> busy girl ;)
<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot. <Pepe> Who do YOU trust?
(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be @(Splodge`) That's called spam (MrPino) i know, but i' (MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business
<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P <_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P <_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new
<Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to
<Torke> and now <Torke> my dad's get a quad for his birthday <Torke> he's turning 50 <Grimp> don't let him near the rocket launcher
<FJ> ok, I am off to the International House of Pancakes <FJ> truly, I am a man of the world.
<VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot <ffejdogg> do you have tits? <VC-Scar> i have nipples..
<@kainashi> im just 2 people short of a threesome
(bovril): i realised yesterday (bovril): that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you (bovril): :( (doggie^): yeah (doggie^): one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week (doggie^): then she licked her lips at me (doggie^): i was weirded out for days (bovril): if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is
* Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I fucked four girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks: Fucked a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine with CAT FANCY.
<_cobra_> how can i allow right-click on links only while preventing right-click on the rest of a webpage ?? <yossarian> why would you want to prevent right-click anywhere? <_cobra_> to prevent newbies stealing the html
Matreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff* Matreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my brothers spoob: your brothers are coke glasses?
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*** Now talking in #caps <Gets> IS THIS FINALLY THE RIGHT CHANNEL?
<toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL <toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired! <toe2toe> ... <toe2toe> tough crowd
<SaxxonPike> I'm not gonna serve illegal stuff, just some MP3 files I got from Kazaa
<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses? <Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't
<Seth> lots of folks from Washington in here <ProfessorEvil> yeah they don't have sheep up there so they log into chat instead
<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car <mrmin123> cars have hit points?
<molo> C:>ping god <molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again. <molo> it's true, god doesn't exist <mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems
<randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @ face-pic * randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21 <randolph> hehehehehehe * wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout
< +Jen > I dont want to visit shitcity.com because my parents are around, tell me more about it < Ad_Libitum > girls eating shit.... literally < Ad_Libitum > thats all u have to know < +x_quest > and you get bestiality pop ups < +Jen > Cool, free? < +big_mac > yeah < +Jen > I mean I have videos of that stuff ^_^ < Ad_Libitum > ........ < +big_mac > oh god < +Dyne_Zears > ......... < ravix > you are seriously disturbed < +Jen > I like to call it "open minded"
<Sev> Come on. You know that you want to die in a way that inspires people to invent new, flaming drinks.
<hajakinXL> brb <nfinite|p1astik> kk <hajakinXL> what!? You racist bitch! <hajakinXL> I know you spelt 'kkk' wrong! <nfinite|p1astik> wtf <nfinite|p1astik> you gook motherfucker <hajakinXL> Fuck you honky! <nfinite|p1astik> im spic, you retarded fuck <hajakinXL> Shut it, FOB!! <nfinite|p1astik> you UNEDUCATED shit trap, i crossed a fucking river, not a big ass ocean <hajakinXL> You're still a nasty slut <hajakinXL> Fuck you. I'm outta here <nfinite|p1astik> you off to talk to manny? <hajakinXL> Yeah. He was going to help me get Samba up and going. <nfinite|p1astik> ok, i'll pick you up in about 30? <hajakinXL> Sounds good.
< jv> personally, who the fuck cares either way. <@phar> baby jesus cares < jv> baby jesus is a pussy. always with the crying.
<zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election <zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits <zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you." <zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders <zoweee> should there be a depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children <zoweee> please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations <qBaz> zow: marry me immediately <zoweee> we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination may be.
<warpedminds> what do you call a barn full of black men <warpedminds> -- antique farm equipment
<snagger> ever noticed at the olympics, black people are good at running, and white people good at shooting?
<Shrike> those lesbians <Shrike> is there anything they won't do <Guardian_Latino> fuck men?
<Morris> Ahh... alcoholic Jell-O <reppy> :o <Morris> Rep, do you understand the excellence? <reppy> :O
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[ <jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos? <tito> whats that supposed to mean <jestuh> you know
<konsole> i've seen it before. <konsole> it's a decent movie. <MelissA-> i liked it. <MelissA-> i have a thing for sandra bullock though. <konsole> me too. <konsole> it's called a penis.
<daenonok> like four years ago when that 8 year old brought a gun to school and shot a 9 year old, i was still in high school and this dude in my history class who was in my group asked if the kid was black or white <daenonok> and one of the girls (who took him seriously) asked what it mattered, and he said 'because if he was white he was crazy, but if he was black he was just taking care of business' <daenonok> she slapped him so fucking loud the halls echoed, i shit you not
<FireThief> Is there a magic word that will make women go away forever, even when said in a nice way? <pagan> cunt
<Back2Basics> My wife thinks up the strangest reasons to get offline... <Dralock> ? <Dralock> Like what? <Dralock> for her to get offline, or for oyou? <Back2Basics> she says she's having contractions about 4 min apart or something... <Dralock> Wow <Dralock> sounds like she's having a baby <Back2Basics> Right NOW ... so I have to get offline ... wish us luck...
<Jabberwocky> my best friend has been trying to get me together with one of her friends. And I'm headed over there tonight to -NO INNUENDO HERE- install an ethernet card in her laptop. <Jabberwocky> "Deirdre, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time - almost from the day I met you. Would you... You know... Like to... Play some multiplayer games?"
<@toe2toe> it just really amazes me how fucking dumb george w bush is <@toe2toe> see the paper yesterday <@toe2toe> "george bush getting frustrated at UN" <@toe2toe> wheres the headline : "WORLD GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH FUCK TARD IN WHITE HOUSE"
<Mr_Roboto> when we set nagasaki up the bomb
<Astrakhan> What determines the silica content? <J>The silicon content in the sand/soil/rocks around it XP <Astrakhan>Ah. XD <J> technically silica is silicon. only smaller pieces <Astrakhan> So, if I steal Pamela's implants, put sand in them, and expose them to fire, I can get breast shaped glass? <J>no no no. SILICON. not silicone <J> Difference <Astrakhan> Oh. <J>XP
<Kalidor> [20:30] * Now talking in #lesbian <Kalidor> i'm tempted to burst out with "something's fishy in here" <mebrillo> lol <mebrillo> we pretended to be lesbians <mebrillo> they sent us their pictures <Kalidor> rofl <Kalidor> and? <mebrillo> most of them were fucking ugly <mebrillo> but there were like 2 that were pretty good looking <mebrillo> one fat chick sent herself naked <mebrillo> I think that's when I decided to stop going there
<Symantec> HAHAH <Symantec> my dogs are humping each other, and they are both girls <Symantec> I should video tape it and put it on Kazaa as "Hot Lesbian Sex" <LuKe> ROFL <LuKe> you sick sick fuck <Extorted-> shut up Luke, you know we'll all be looking for that clip in a few days.
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<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
<Moony> Rasseruu: I bet it can't compare to two sprained ankles, a dislocated bone, and a swollen knee <MadHAtter> Moony: How the hell did that happen? <Moony> MadHAtter: I was walking. Then I wasn't.
<mirv> I sincerely hope this France -> Freedom thing doesn't go on for long. <Palpz> And in the news today, the United States Congress passed legislation renaming the Country of France to "Freedom". <DyRE> i'm so glad the people running my country are actually 12-years old. i'm sure it won't be long now before some noted US politician calls Iraq "gay."
* @K3nSh1n plays with the keyboard <@Steve> I named mine, too. <@K3nSh1n> lol <@K3nSh1n> winkey? <@Steve> "Womb Stretcher, the Magnificent" <@K3nSh1n> ahhh <@Steve> Most girls call it "Bahahahahah! Are you asian?"