<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean?
<StndRain> You have to master it to find out

* Tomis has quit IRC (Quit: Flush twice, it's a long way to
the kitchen.(Graffiti on wall of McDonald's bathroom))

<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had
today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul
thats wy
<+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking
<+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there
in the first place
<+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child

<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was
scared.
<Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your
head and forced you to masturbate.
<Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and
thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"

<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their
bones are so attractive.
<TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin
<TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just
tell them they're fat.

RobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if
we could exile Bush from America
Masqueradeuk: some people like him
RobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link
RobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher
Masqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link -
Goodbye!"

<Spudsta> my my.....is it just me or does banana always taste
and feel a bit weird as it's going thru ur digestive system?
<@`2L> wrong end jess....
<@`2L> put it in your mouth.

<thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din
<^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it
wants a divorce.
<thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit
<thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?

<@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we
had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow,
set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the
marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like
"wtf are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I
dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it
was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing
human life.

<jimmiejaz> I just tried to use my mouse to copy a URL off the
t.v. :(

<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX?
bx is kinda cool, though.
<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe
<damn2003> ok
*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)

<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me
<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it
<Dark_Hawk> There ya go
* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth

<random-strike> loli'm sittingina  computer lab, and i gotta
let one go
<Zoogle> walk over to the printer slowly, let 'er rip on the
way there
<Zoogle> and take a differant path back to your seat
<random-strike> let it go by as many ppl as i can
<Zoogle> therefore the putrid stench will be evenly spread out
<random-strike> it'll follow me back
<Zoogle> jiggle your ass so no one notices

<whythehell> who were you talking about?
<RobotBebop> whythehell: Canada.
<whythehell> sorry
<whythehell> who were you talking aboot?

<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?
<Hodge> no
<Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you
say within a set time limit of joinig is an url
<Hodge> so when people join a channel and go
<Hodge>  www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD
FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK
<Hodge> i ban them
<Hodge> automatically
<Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw
<Hodge> _just in case_
<Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.
<Insane^> exist*
<Berger> It doesn't.
<Hodge> >_<
<Berger> =P

<JtotheB> There is a certain brand of coolness that one can
achieve only by being fully CSS and HTML standards compliant.
* JtotheB flashes a shit-eating grin and cracks a beer.

<Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you?
<Duck> no
<Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once

<@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of
the picture, he should send his daughters over there first.
<@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different
venereal diseases at once.

<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much
yesterday.
<an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's
so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like
masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then
someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.
<Angelic_erection> well, let's start over
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much
yesterday.
<+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?
<an_ass733> Huh?
<an_ass733> Oh shit.
<Angelic_erection> lol
<JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts
<an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!

<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate.

<I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel
coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a
steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says
"yes and its driving me nuts!"

<revmoo> does flock() not work on ntfs?
<Hendrix-> only if you compile with -lshepherd

<monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is
in the shop and im out of chloroform

<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it
<isajeep> full of dead fish?
<Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long
<Verl> HAHAHAHA
<Verl> that is awesome
<Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist
<isajeep> lol verl
<rzrshrp2> wtf
<rzrshrp2> pussy punch

<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did.
And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya.
Ever.

<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?
<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.
<Rivorus> woah
<Rivorus> deep
<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to
understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.
<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix
commercial
<CrystalShard> Woah.
<CrystalShard> Deep.
<Rivorus> hahahaha

<Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a
man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
<odin> I dissagree
<odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over

<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs
<Ringlord> UGH
<Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs?
<Jude> So i can eat them

<Ophiel> welcome to irc, where everybody is an expert on
everything

* Nastard is now known as fuck
<damn> what kind of nick is that?
<fuck> if i know

"<Hjelgan> betme
<Rift-Game>  Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #,
betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores
<Hjelgan> betme start
<Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join
type "betme join"
<Hjelgan> betme bet life
<Rift-Game>  You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"

<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom
staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked
and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go
downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I
bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about,
so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this
question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box
that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I
realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and
showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord.
My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your
3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about
that.

<Callick> Thanks a ton man..
<Yoss> no big deal
<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean

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<Gina`> There! It's complete!
<Typhlosion> What's complete?
<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations
on the internet without you being there!
<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
<Gina`> Sometimes.
<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the
street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they
were talking about. Assholes.

<cile_16> give me +v
<cile_16> pls
<ToRMeNTeD> give me head
<ToRMeNTeD> please
<cile_16> why
<ToRMeNTeD> then maybe
<ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth
<ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v
<ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other
<cile_16> fuck off
<ToRMeNTeD> :D

<mike90210> shou
<Shou> mike90210
<GLC> hey... symmetry!
<GLC> god I'm bored

Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?
Dekaff: blue 67 impala
Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"

<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini
van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother
hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said
"mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil
your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT,
I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.
<Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life

(dosdemon)  theres just all these other car brands in sega gt
(dosdemon)  like "ford" and "chevy"
(dosdemon)  they must be real small
(dosdemon)  because they only have 2 cars to choose from
(dosdemon)  then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx
sti type r version b aspec 2"
(dosdemon)  "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen
edtion"
(PACHUKA)  on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1

MultiColoredWiz: Science class was hilarious yesterday.
MultiColoredWiz: We were explaining parts of the body.
MultiColoredWiz: So the teacher puts her hands on her ass and
says "What's this called? I will not accept A-S-S or butt."
MultiColoredWiz: I then raise my hand and say:
MultiColoredWiz: "Will you accept 'HUGE'?"

Quit» (ZoK) (ZoK@vw22962.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: I LIKE TO GO
DOWN TO THE DOG POUND AND PRETEND I'VE FOUND MY DOG, THEN I
TELL THEM TO KILL HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I ALREADY THREW AWAY ALL
HIS STUFF. DOG PEOPLE SURE DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.)

<Rav3n> does anyone know a good irc client for mac?
<Luna> who is mac?

<ICEMAN|SmurF> I wish my girlfriend went down as much as
gamesnet

<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Nix-7c0> < feem > are we playing cs yet?
<Nix-7c0> < Gren > what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet?
<impossible> i'd play.
<colddrink|away> ill play too
<feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<Gren> i would play as well
*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
<Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS
<Gren> i'd play CS
<feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE
<Gren> what server are we playing on?
<feem> i don't know
<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
<feem> i don't know
<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
<Nix-7c0> < feem > ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

* dasunt has his 12-step plan:  'How to Achieve Sex If You Are
A Geek'
<dasunt> 1) Convert to homosexuality.
<dasunt> 2) Find another geek who has also followed this plan.
<zoo> it's that easy?
* pig has a 1-step plan
<dasunt> 3..12) Give money to Dasunt.
<pig> 1) stop being a fucking geek

Chris: well, idle hands are the devil's playdgroun
Lotach: which is why god invented porn
Chris: yes
Lotach: so man would not resort to the devil's deeds

<Winta> Well well well
<Jess> dam dam dam
<Winta> yes yes yes
<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that
water could be in

*** Joins: teh_wofl (teh_wofl@128.227.131.153)
<duk> hunyrg liek teh wofl

<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at
earthlink.net fixed it
<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P

<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis,
antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George
Orwell