<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
<renegadellf> I mean, you know.
<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of
the......youknowwhatnevermind
<Torture> hhmmm
<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD

teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
Ketrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.
Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.

<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling
allowed

<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc
«~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com»
has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me
<Mook> brb
<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild

<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or
rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath

DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the
public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the
military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer
AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single
player campaign

<@fook> bush is like this  >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P

<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the
mouthage

TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and
play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life
than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought
them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.

<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many
people have lives outside of IRC

<fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not 
getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and
sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about.
Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now

<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her
computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help
<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in
the shower, so i went to watch tv
<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom
completely naked
<seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
<Incubus1n> lol
<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(
<seph429> i live a sad life

<JangFizett> bleh, I'm hungry
<Bill> Eat a Dick
<JangoFizett> I wish I was that flexible

(slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince
them i'm god

* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors.
<Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.

<grap3|saturn_music_files> whats a good big hentai site?
<Ryoga> grap3, Japan

<SpAz> you, are an asshole. pure, natural, and bottled at the
source.

<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this
deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep  :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the
world, it's everything the world hates about america and
france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie

<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its
disadvantage
<Agilo> now the rain makes me horny

<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites.
<simmoril> naked hermaphrodites?
<rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're
hermaphrodites?

<Crimson_Dynamo> Stupid kazaa, it has a banner for penis
enlargement pills "Doctor approved pill will enlarge your
manhood in just 3 weeks!"
<|[T]|HiddenPower> that can't be legal, what if kiddies are
using the computer?
<Crimson_Dynamo> then we will have 7-year-olds with huge
penises

<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us
<AvgJoe> none of me
<K`Tetch> or of me, probably
<DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of
other people with no lives

<Gerrard> w00r
<Gerrard> ...w00t
<Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for
spelling "whore"

<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure!
There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of
unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..

<OZ-Cpt-Slade|collegeboy> broadband is sweet, its like sex
just faster

<cheater> my dream is running away from me like a dog from a
hungry korean

<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would
take to listen to all my cheesy mids.
<dma> forgot the result
<Silencer> ha
<Silencer> thats nothin
<Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored
<Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about
mexico
<Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it
was flattened and paved
<Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut
the grass of every lawn in the us
<Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they
could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how
long)
<Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to
drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car
held 7 people
<Silencer> or 14 if its a van
<Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff)
<Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out
too)

* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to
the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right
now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of
friction.

<cyberia> anybody know how to hack banks

<gaurav> ahh i feel sexeh
<airliner> irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav

<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to
remove all spaces and tabs from the source code
<ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one
single line

<Consolelover> I need a life.
<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{

(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any)
<Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were
talking about would be quite entertaining.
<PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah
<PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass
<PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy
<Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz
<PuMbAaA_rx7> lol
<Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife?
<PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have
<Stonefish> good point...
<Stonefish> brb - monkey

<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> I JUST GOT A PAYRISE!!!
<pulse__> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<pulse__> could this company be any more stupid?
<pulse__> I DON'T DO ANYTHING!

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<SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my
chicken!"
<SA-NiteFox> ^.^
*** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: )
<SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him

<NuttO> You are promoted.
<MechaMrEd> To?
<NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title?
<MechaMrEd> Animefag
<NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag.
<MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest
digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO???????
<MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^
<MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME
ANIME!!!!!!!!11111
<MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO
<NuttO> You're doing fine.
<Geno> I'm not even like that. :/
<MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA
GAIJIN FAGGOT
* Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart
<MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't
you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP

<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About
My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace

<lnp4668> !lastwords
<DMBot> 747. "They have an acceleration of WHAT ?!"
<lnp4668> around 400 miles/hour.

<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be
some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?

<Perplex> I cut my pubes to about 1/2 inch, they look neat,
tidy, and inviting

<tomje> i once put ice cream in a rubber and wanked it was
unreal

<pear> I have 3 girls which im trying to lose my virginity too

<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and
tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to.
<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive
crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit
up, and empty your fucking wallet.
<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with
warranties.
<Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new
one."
<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter,
get the fuck out!'

<rG^steelrose> You know what we need?  NET - Nerd
Entertainment Television.  A channel dedicated to bash.org

<timmo> capn slackass: hello kettle, i am pot.
<timmo> capn slackass: you are black.
<timmo> xxx: ?
<timmo> people are stupid these days
<c-rOCK> shes a nigger?

[Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our
employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard"
signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at
holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard
and he went apeshit on me.
[Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST
MOTHERFUCKER"

<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site.  Literary
criticism and essays, right?
<anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen
wanting a boob job.

<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as
well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at
least that way you can claim you were raped
<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing
<Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just
giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh,
alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!

<|CS|Lothar> but it canadian money and we all know canadian
money isnt worth the paper it's printed on
<Lareonis> Kinda like American treaties?