<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album
<CoRDS> are you about to break?
<Gwuffy> nope
<Gwuffy> but im one step closer
<CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person
<devkev> he needs a little room to breathe

<PGM> i thought they where all lame
<Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we
all calibrate our instruments, you would know

<jedix> Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal
gurders c) the train itself
<dwihno> I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run
<jimperson> aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i
need :)
<Linus> jedix: they are huge! :-)
<Linus> as are all hacker arms
* Zagor tries not to laugh
* Bagder giggles as he can't resist
* jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself

MultiColoredWiz: My grammar's usually pretty good, but I still
don't get laid or lain.
MultiColoredWiz: err..
Gizmog1: Heheh.

<mefod> WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME?! IM IN IRAQ DAMNIT!
<mefod> ooh shit
<mefod> afk, war

<daenonok> texas vs iraq round one
<b1u3> im not particularly worried that iraq start sending ppl
over here...but i live in ca, right on the coast, if they did
i'd taste the first wave
<b1u3> so right now im sittin here, all the lights turned off,
in my faded army fatiques, new tank of co2 in my paintball
gun, ready to give anyone to come through my door a hell of a
bruise

<mefod> anyone ever watch tv...
<mefod> then after 5 minutes or so you think to yourself
<mefod> "omg i better move the mouse, or the screensaver will
come on"
<mefod> but then you remember its a tv

* Now talking in #iraq
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<Ivca> Hello Gentlemen
<Ivca> All your base are belong to US

<Ogredude> Radio Shack...  You've got questions, we've got
blank stares.

<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ?
<classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.

<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive
rave expected to ensue

<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way
home
<CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military
targets only, and only those military targets that wish to
fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight....
<CrypticB> how do you determine that?
<wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction
jesus' feet point

<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going
to plunge them into the center of the earth
<[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit
that got trapped down there
<[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted
<[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?
<[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!
<[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha
<[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn
coffee stands
<[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway
<[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have
your way
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the
"plunge" lever
<[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me
<[BCorp]Atropos> no
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat
<[BCorp]Sleight> cruel
<[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa
<[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of
Rochester
<[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep
saying pop
<[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know

<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded
targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets
telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"
<norml> lol
<norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french
for that
<pfloyd> rofl!

<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless
and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then
wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the
karate kid?

<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush
staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are
the fucking weapons of mass destruction?"

<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg
hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl

<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send
them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die

ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of
health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and
drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills
and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key

<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to
imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels
while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much
bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet
tonight.

<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?
<Nacho> after this commercial break

<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an
addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms
Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on
my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I
threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained
my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over
my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug
was already dead.

<wabb1t> no war yet... don't start it while i'm in the shower,
k plz thx

<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from
g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel
ghay. *sigh*

<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday
afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and
she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the
night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from
iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big
cock. I want to fuck her hard"

<Slayer> tbh i cba
<[S3E]Busy> there u go
<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence
<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good
<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life
<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate
<[S3E]Busy> *sigh*

bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day
to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.

<mconp> ?
<mconp> yes?
<copeaway> its jewellery.....
<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it
made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....
<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm
word........
<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i
repeated.......
<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........
<mconp> because
<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life
<copeaway> i hate jewellery

*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean
<deathazre> erm :/
<deathazre> stupid auto complete
*** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre

[ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet
[ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server

<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn
<@Lurker> nothing happening
<schitzo> nope nothing going on
<@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when
they ping out the war is on

<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl

<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give
them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.
<nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.

<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and
click I'm Feeling Lucky

<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks
ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him
so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.
<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...
<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!
<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub
<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!
<@Aunt_Jemima> haha

<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?

<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a
girlfriend they start to walk away
<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something

<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever the hell comes out!"

[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)

<@Chii_> rkd
<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room
sometimes making useless sounds

<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is
dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?

<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS

Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you
twins
Slava1983: turned out they were twins

<@scifixi> dear irc,
<@scifixi> you are being boring.
<@scifixi> yours,
<@scifixi> scifixi

<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american
independence

<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've
reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem
clones, dey be a'comin'!"

<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my
hair
<Ender> wtf
<Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT
MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL
TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
<Ender> ... yaeh
<apoc|21hours> rofl
<Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls
and jas0n's mom)

<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?  omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way

<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
<Aemon> cool
<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major
violation of the security policy
<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it

<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some
kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life