<Derian> haha I knkow
<Derian> knknow?
<Derian> er
<Derian> knknow?
<Derian> damnit
<Derian> knkow
<Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it
<Derian> it keeps coming out knknow
<Derian> instead of knknow
<Derian> er
<Derian> damnit!

<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude?
<necrophiliac> nuthin
<sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother?
<necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister
<prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...

<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it,
and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out,
preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your
mug.

<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700
<amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is
coming to an end, very soon

* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna
watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now

<SDShadoW> A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} soemtime
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} or get huge ass fan
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D
{@III-wiz} quiet*
{@III-wiz} wiz*
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} wel ima putt a courq in yer moth
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D
{@III-wiz} cork*
{@III-wiz} mouth*
{@III-wiz} pu...fuckit
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} put*
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} gedez
{@Stoner-EH} yer ferkin nutz whiz
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} where idd u take eglsh?
{@Stoner-EH} engish?
{@Stoner-EH} err
{@Stoner-EH} engrish
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} i tink dis es besh.org materl

[Unforgiven] you needed help to share a printer, and you
administer a unix box?
[doot]  windows is tough

<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users.
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<Malshai> And some tards.
<Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT!
<Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards.
<Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH

[tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot
[tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it
[tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot
to emulate a book..
[tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things
[mappyman] haha! now THATS funny
[tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book
is great
[tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it

<Xan> I wish I had a time machine
<Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5
to <my address>"
<Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"

<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces.
<SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.

<Ober> hahaha
<infi> ?
<Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown"
<VistA> lol
<infi> heh
<Ober> the guy said "ahh"
<dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown?
<Ober> after the word blown
<Ober> like he did a double take

<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :|
<NikJam> k
<Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than
usual.
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<Torture> holy cow
<Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE

h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh
h4zin: i got fucking dumped. already.
h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could
have gotten anything out of her anyway

<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse
<Pez666> Doubt it.
<Pez666> Unless it's a community college.
<Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt?
<Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out.
<Pez666> and they just added it this semester.
<Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the
sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb
man in a skirt before.
<Scarly> wtf
<Scarly> Ew
<Scarly> Ewwwww
<Pez666> haha
* RobertRence recoils in shock and horror.
<Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww
<RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying.
<RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.

<MrCubanMafia> I love women. I love every bone in their body.
Especially mine.

therealspm: u busy whackin off again
wispyspark: no it wasnt leting me

<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.;
<Sue>  ;_;
<Alex> Her eyes are producing commas...
<Alex> Maybe you should get that checked

<Moiee> i have perfect biceps
<demalavor> only in one arm though

<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale?
<Kreskin> how?
<Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?

<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried
rocket-jumping yet
<DJTodd> Rocket jumping?
<dabblerblue> nevermind

[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :(
[AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you?

<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter
<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ...
<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin?
<Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes
and a nickel.

[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux
[MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited
[SPo0n]: hope it works for ya
[MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard?
[SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.

<Verl> so who like cherries
<Qtip43> i like to pop them
<Qtip43> with my penos
<Verl> youre a virgin arent you
<Qtip43> totally
<Qtip43> by choice i might add

<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ...
<whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place.
<ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need
them :P
<whiprush> ronelson: can you?

-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby
-Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr.
Drives-girls-to-being-dykes.
-usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code
-Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a
motherfucker.
-usagi- Oh, I will.

<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns
<seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania
<ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would
be written on am envelope as Sex ME
<seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to
intercourse
<bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"

<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we
were flirting ..
<ToG> And...
<FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at
me".. FUCK

<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra
combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D
<TheBaskinator> What's his name?

<Arawn> wtf is up w/ computer geeks thinking they're black?

<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a
foreign language are
<mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms.
<mithrandi> For example:
<mithrandi> Correct  : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres
couleurs?
<mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux,
like, autres couleurs?
<mithrandi> ROFL!
<Antish> is that supposed to be arabic

<linux-n00b> Now how do I edit a .php in frontpage?

<Space_Boy> 70% of statistics are made up on the spot

<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn?  I told it I
wanted first-run wars ONLY
<fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat

* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack
0wned :)
(@Veng): sums it up really

<drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US
government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated
by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial
for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.

Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=
insaniquarium
Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic
Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100
Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins,
either

<Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we
just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb
Bush?

<Skipp-XP> ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a
quick question
<Skipp-XP> I have a style writer II printer, and I want to
connect it to my mac
<barry> use the included cable
<Skipp-XP> barry: go fuck yourself
<Lint> good way to get help retard.

<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you
and Vio visited us?
<HalfNote5> Yupper!
<TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night.
<TygerinFL> the lady living in it died
<TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke
detectors when we left

* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey
Comb cereal piece.
<@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
* @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
<@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON

<mewse> that was awesome
<mewse> err wrong window
<zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P
* mewse licks it
<mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW

<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen
as Targets in the next two weeks...

* The following takes place the day after the Second Gulf War
began.
<@HEMI> kjfklsdf
<@HEMI> All hell is breaking loose!
<@HEMI> Things are falling apart at work. I just got back from
lunch. Yay!
<@TenBaseT> god damn you
<@TenBaseT> I just hit refresh on 6 news sites because of
that.

<nikoJ> Terron, what would you do without the internet?
<Terron> I don't understand the question

<RichiH> bathing supports terrorism

Rimbaud: oh my god
Rimbaud: do you have half a minute?
tlaryko: yes. what?
Rimbaud: I just opened a package for the office
Rimbaud: addressed to ________(1)
Rimbaud: I thought it was toner
Rimbaud: :/
Rimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN
tlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-))
Rimbaud: He's not here, thank god
Rimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing
Rimbaud: I taped it back up
tlaryko: poor puggy!
Rimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too
Rimbaud: I'm disturbed
tlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny
Rimbaud: sure
tlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle.
Rimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised
Rimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically
Rimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny
tlaryko: what was your reaction?
Rimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment
about it probably being gay porn for _________(1)
Rimbaud: Then it was
Rimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright
tlaryko: hehehehehehehehe

<Juz[code]> i think i will call
<Juz[code]> the 5th level in my puzzle game
<Juz[code]> "i'm bored of making levels now"