<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure
that the porno dvds come back clean?
<meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from
my local video store now

Celeron-Master: Is it a bad sign when you call graphiti spam?

(Mr_Mofo) Corn Bread is teaching me flash, and he says:
(Mr_Mofo) <cornbread> Have you got any cloves of garlic lying
around in your house? If you don't, use an onion for this next
step.
(burkey) Whats wrong with that? Garlic is an essential part of
Flash.
(burkey) Onion gives inferior results.
(cornbread) See? burkey knows =/
(burkey) If you don't know that, I'm gueesin you must be a
n00b of some sorts. Your not a n00b, are you? o_O
&#8226; Suave sighs, and curses himself after wasting money on
those 3 bags of onions.
(Burning) i use tabasco sauce instead
(bigwurm) cornbread: you also need some diced roma tomatoes
and mushrooms. you must have mushrooms
(cornbread) Nah, just using the basic method for now.

<Tetsuo> I've given up doubting the search phrases you say
people find your site by. You can't possibly make stuff that
stupid up.
<CommanderStab> Oh yeh?! Check this joke out for size!
<Tetsuo> Oh Lord, what have I done now? ^_-
<CommanderStab> "What's the difference between a tax cheat and
a corpse?"
<CommanderStab> "One's a Fed Ducker, and the other's a..."
<CommanderStab> ...Shit, I forgot how it ends.....
<Tetsuo> I take it all back.

<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> hey guys
<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> a man with dark skin just picked up my
television and went out the door
<C_Cardigan> reparations for slavery
<C_Cardigan> not a thing you can do

<Mr_Milkman> i just found some metal shavings and shredded rim
tape inside my wheel
<Mr_Milkman> i've no idea why i didn't get puntures
<Mr_Milkman> time to go buy some rim tape i think
<olly> heeeheeheee "rim tape" heeheehee

<trixie> do you want to seo ther peics?
<trixie> see**
<Allio> whose pics?
<trixie> other**
<trixie> pics**
<trixie> fuckin hell isuck
<trixie> suck******

<Phool312> trixie dont denie, you love the shaft in the mouth
<Phool312> trixie if i gave you 50 pence
<Phool312> would you have sex with me?
<trixie> fuck off

<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're
saying?
<@Campbell> LIke if I said...
<tiny> Hmm..
<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father
hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU
<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?
<tiny> S/he/it just might =)
<small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever
<tiny> It's fairly direct
<tiny> ..
<tiny> Ok.
<tiny> Maybe not

<Wookie> gunkaaa??
<gunkbitch> gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor
<Wookie> gunkaaa??
<gunkbitch> gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no.
<Wookie> :o
<gunkaaa> wtf
<gunkaaa> where did that come from

<Henk> oh, what program did you use for "photoshop barnaby"?
<Henk> is it adobe photoshop?

<smurphant> it's really annoying when the dvd encoding guides
are like "okay, now use this guide, http://..., to create a
drv project" and then that guide is like "if the dvd has these
properties, then use this guide, if it has these properties,
then use this guide" ...it's a never ending string of guides!
<gunk> lol
<gunk> h0h0
<gunk> all I need to do is mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts
vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1 -vop scale:640x512:vbitrate=700 -oac copy
-dvd-device /dev/cdrom;mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts
vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/
cdrom -vop scale:640x512
<gunk> and that's actually all quite basic stuff if you read
the docs

<nylint> if charlie sheen had an illegitimate nigger son
<nylint> he should call him afro sheen

<Allio> lol... when i woke up my arm was completely numb, cos
i'd been sleeping on it... i tried to move it and punched
myself in the nose... it bled for almost 30 minutes

<h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is:
<h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a
keyboard?
<Allio> r

<Thor> ive got me a giant fat cat
<Wookie> got her pregnant again Thor?
<Thor> and two others

<TheMage> xfiles was good
<TheMage> best one for a while
<Pupazz> xfiles? Fuck that got gay so fast.
<TheMage> Pupazz: it's not as good as when they had mulder,
but it's still good
<Pupazz> TheMage: Actualy, I was gay BEFORE mulder left....
<D_Radio> you were gay?
<Pupazz> .....
<Pupazz> Fuck.

<Aku_Soku_Zan> you are hungry
<Aku_Soku_Zan> 2 large pizzas?
<mate> yeh
<Aku_Soku_Zan> hmmm you need that gym program more then i do
<Aku_Soku_Zan> :D
<mate> now u know why i want this gym program
<mate> lolll

<DrBukkake> You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France
is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to
go to war.

<handwash> <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv
possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int
main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' >
meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep
<handwash> guy
<handwash> translate?
<gunkaaa> handwash: it's complicated
<gunkaaa> handwash: he moves his stuff outside, changes the
ownership of his car to himself and sets it so that only he
can read/write to it, writes a c program which echos "haha you
bitch" called meep, compiles it, runs it.
<handwash> er

<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I
ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer.
<Not_Nathan> Take pics
<Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com
*later*
<JtotheB> Okay, I did.
<JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What
should I do?
<JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends?

(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=
Sicarius123
(@Sicarius123) burk-food
(@Sicarius123) you cunt
(@burk-food) rofl
(@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame
street character?
(@burk-food) I think it does.
(MicrophoneJoe) ABC
(nich|shower) haha
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS!
(MicrophoneJoe) 123
(nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat
allegation
(MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS!
(nich|shower) but nooooo

<[c4]> linux owns all
<[c4]> i need xp cdkey...lol
<seph429> HYPICRITE

<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts
playing.....................
<Sock_Monkee> like, they had
guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer
<Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn;
lawenflw;afinge
<mog> girl?
<ocean> lavigne, i think.
<Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"?
<Wintermute> must be polish

-=HFS=-Mr. X: where is everyone from???
Mega Pervert Man: Stupidville.
Numba1Gunna: canada
Mega Pervert Man: Eh, same thing.

Mmytacism: you know what's fucking pointless?
Mmytacism: a broken pencil
C Spatula: oooh, good point
C Spatula: or lack thereof

<Pyros> a little girl sees her mum standing in the shower, she
points at her boobies and asks "what's that mum" to which her
mum replied "these are breasts", then the girl asks "when will
i get those", to which her mum replied "when you're older.
Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis
and asks "what's that daddy?" to which he replies "it's a
penis". She asks "when will i get one of those", the reply is
"when your mother leaves for work".

Maxx`: typing "/list" you are flooding this irc server!
-  [quit] Rob_acid (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] milashka^ (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] Alinka (Max SendQ exceeded)
-  [quit] Marakabez (Max SendQ exceeded)
SkiF: LOL

<Gypsy> I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous

<SomeKindaHate> NO SOP FOR YO
* SomeKindaHate looks for his 'u' key

<PovRayMan> wtf
<PovRayMan> is the internet down?

<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the
rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to
do.
<Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P
* @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has
grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org
<Sinclair-> i know
<Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see
anymore on bash
<@Death-Blade> arky: go there
<Sinclair-> ah man
<Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping
didnt i?
<@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy?
<Sinclair-> ewww!
<Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about
<Sinclair-> FUCK
<@Death-Blade> lol
<Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief.
<Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake
<Sinclair-> is
<@Death-Blade> lol
<Sinclair-> not
<Sinclair-> cool
<@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy
and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy
all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
<Yodakirata> lol
<Sinclair-> SHUT UP!
<Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT
AGAIN!!!
* Sinclair- types /clear

<sydneycarton> Hey you are what you eat
* Abstruse points at sydney..."COCK!!"

Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1
Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid?
Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple.
Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am.
Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of
babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..."
Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say,
"What?"
Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is,
you want my nuts?"
Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment...
Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full
advantage of them.

<astromash> why is bush bombing iraq
<NAKAHARA> He Can't Find Afghanistan.

<Arkrite> Man, somebody got obsessive over trying to crack my
firewall :~P
* @Death-Blade wistles innocently
<@Death-Blade> :P
* Arkrite slides away from DB.
<Arkrite> You're about as innocent as I am. Which is to say
we're not ;~)
<@Death-Blade> lol
<Sinclair-> nah, DB's cool
<Sinclair-> you're a man whore
<Sinclair-> ask Spaz, he'll vouch
<Arkrite> Okay, the concept of "whore" involves me giveing or
getting some.
<Sinclair-> yeah..
<Sinclair-> your hand doesnt count
<Arkrite> Which, as everybody knows, simply dosn't happen.
<Arkrite> So basically you're not even insulting me in an
efficient manner.
<Arkrite> Come on, try harder, you can do it ;~)
<Sinclair-> ok
<Sinclair-> tubby bitch

<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a
tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14
year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.

<b1u3> know whatd rule
<b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and
suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced
gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer
<b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and
send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground
soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny
iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like
bruce lee against david spade

<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww
<tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality

<HamsterFuzz> damn it!
<HamsterFuzz> i can't register for classes online after
midnight
<HamsterFuzz> now i'm screwed
<Cat1013> that sux
<HamsterFuzz> the internet is supposed to be convenient! it's
not suppose to shut down at a certain time! there shouldn't be
hours of operation!
<Cat1013> "you don't have to go to your homepage, but you
can't stay here..."

<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily
amount of carrots!"
* Tancients encounters Serajadeyn!  *Screen spins and boss
music starts playing*
* Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has
her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. .
.surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type
stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots
<StolenBunny> XD
<Tancients> O_o
* Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad
9 dmg
* Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and
returns the damage twice-fold!
<Tancients> Ha!
* Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients,
tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you
loose
* Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this
battle.  Regenerate ring:  God powers applied!
* Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization:
1 prison cell for Serajadeyn.
* Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil
voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it
was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the
script over the japanese taunts
* Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. 
It shatters.  A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for
him.
<Serajadeyn> @_o;
<Tancients> :P
<Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be
decreasing with budget cuts.

<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT
<Morni> LOL
<Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister
<Jakeb> >>
<Jakeb> <<
<Jakeb> reflex....
<Jakeb> ^^;

(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning
:D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI

<Brass> Yaku:  It was hacked...  by aliens!
<Brass> *gasp*  They're invading the channel now!
<Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens?
<Yaku> or the brain eating ones?
<Brass> Yaku:  Either way, I don't think you have anything to
fear.

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<Derian> what the....
<Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot.

<Kasugai>  Oh my...  I seem to have spilled vodka all over
myself
<joust>  Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted

(@Stoner-EH) this is gay
(@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in
californioa
(@Stoner-EH) california
(+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos?

<StuckMojo>    o     \o    \o/   \o    o    <o     <o>    o> 
o
<StuckMojo>   .|.     |.    |     /    X     \      |    <|   
<|>
<StuckMojo>   / \     >\   /<     >\  /<     >\    /<     >\  
/<

<IceCub>  Two British Helicopters have collided
<Smerdyakov>  Cool.  Those Brits know how to have a good time.

<st1gg0r> they might roll back
<DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment
about my former occupation?
<st1gg0r> possibly
<DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick