<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a
small corridor and a toilet
<Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol
<Abrid> ha ha! right on
<PornoFiend> Where's poverty?  Is it nice?

hijak231: $795
hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE
hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE
Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?
Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.
hijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking
computer

<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?
<wirre> sorry....only isdn

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that
are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who
DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade
i drank
<seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red
<seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade
<seeksama> or purple
<seeksama> it owns
<Mikelite> ...

<Sabrejack> everything is generalized

<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in
the front yard?
<grendal> like ... frequently
<grendal> like... daily
<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house

<Pie> I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to
light a fish on fire. while it was underwater

<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink.
<Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you
think I'd be HERE?

<KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise.
<KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.

<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a
computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking
it around a little.
<Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.

<over> k though... my best line ive said in an interview...
they asked "what do u do if you explain something to somebody
and they dont understand... what can u do to make them
understand?"
<over> "say the exact same thing but louder"
<Unfy> hehe
<over> and the funny thing is that the interview i said that
at was the one i got my internship at

<Cantu> whats a SARS? ;[
<FoshM|J1> =/
<FoshM|J1> true..
<acidangel> do u live in a cave cantu lol
<Cantu> n, los angeles
<Cantu> and i dont know all the cute little irc abbreviations
anymore

Unregistered> I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in
the corner going *beep* *beep* and pretending shes a computer
in the hope I will pay attention to her....

<[Cable]KingKapalone2> anyone have a blackhawk down serial or
key generator?
<Claus> 6uy-th3-m0v1e-1n5t3d

<ORi0N> What good are you with a high IQ if you, for example,
can't even tie your own shoe laces or something?
<BaToR> Ask that to Stephen Hawking :p

<Born_In_East_LA_2> We should tell all the now free Iraqi
people about how France wanted them to remain under Hussein's
rule, so that way they'll raise their kids to hate France
instead of us.
<uni> Yeah :)
<kuribo> yeah
<kuribo> but then the iraqi kids will go to france and
confront them
<kuribo> and france will surrender
<kuribo> and then france will become new iraq

<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont
because of her relgion
<Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with
cows

<eViLegion> my brother was using Word, trying to edit the
format of his text, and the bloody paperclip turns up
instead... his voice command to it "piss off you little
shit"... it deleted 2 paragraphs of text

<Rejo> cpufreak: The trouble with troubleshooting is that
trouble sometimes shoots back.

<+SROL> Megaman is REALLY hard to play without a gamepad
<+Redlof> what are you playing it with?
<+SROL> keyboard
<+Redlof> What? I love the keyboard.
<+Redlof> just pretend it's commander keen.
<+SROL> I can't get the hang of it
<+SROL> I'm used to playing it with my thumbs
<+SROL> So I picked up the keyboard and tried playing it with
my thumbs :D
<+SROL> That didn't work :(

<Azmodan> this is so useless
<Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps

<enderin> anybody knows what to do with freeCell other then
watch the king's head move?
<kailus> enderin: move the cards around and hope for victory?
<enderin> what cards?
<shoonra> try starting a new game
<enderin> 1 sec
<kailus> Press F2
<DarkGildon> lol
<enderin> wow! full of cards!
* DarkGildon knows how play o.o
<uhuf> This didn't just happen...
<uhuf> Let me guess, he has no idea what the numbers in
minesweeper are used for either, right?
<enderin> okey, too complicated..
<enderin> so, what do you do with the numbers at minesweeper?
<lphnt> XD
<ifireball> XD indeed
<lphnt> wow, and we didn't even get to hearts
<DarkGildon> Press F1
<enderin> where?
<lphnt> on the keyboard!!!

<lichen> hahah i love spic
<lichen> me and him have this special bond
<Avram> KY jelly is a lubricant, not an adhesive

<|Wolf|> So I meet this chick, right
<|Wolf|> And she's like "what do you want?"
<|Wolf|> So I say, "I wanna stick my little wood elf in your
forest!"
<|Wolf|> And she's like "Die Fetcher!"
<|Wolf|> and I'm like "woah, bitch! calm yo' ho ass down!"
<|Wolf|> and i stab her in the face
<|Wolf|> and she dies
<|Wolf|> Then I'm like "told ya slut, don't mess with dis"
<|Wolf|> and i take her clothes and her money and leave her
ass in a gutter
<|Wolf|> but instead of pawning the shit, i end up trying it
on
<|Wolf|> and thats the story of how i got this cool green
skirt in Morrowind

|N3O| (XP@ACC014A1.ipt.aol.com) is now known as windowsxp
<+windowsxp> thought a nick like this would be taken
<+windowsxp> guess whoevers computer who had this nick before
crashed

<b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the
time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending
half of the previous session
<b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you
already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof
asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs
smooth
<b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke
up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community
college is da rulz

<b1u3> they should have a tv station that randomly joins and
broadcasts dalnet rooms...nerds everywhere would afk irc to
watch and judge other nerds from afar

<timmo> wtf you need resin for
<timmo> you have more pot then you can handle
<c-rOCK> im like an indian
<c-rOCK> I use all of the weed.  time to hit my peace pipe,
bitch.

<spacemank> I boiled an egg once, and only totally ruined one
pot, one knife, and one spoon!

<eye-dee-ten-tee> is this kazaa an indian program??
<eye-dee-ten-tee> I mean the name sounds like something from
arabia
<Moo> Yeah.. president of Afghanistan, Hamid Kazaa

<Bmann> -sigh- was looking for my chap stick blindly and
picked up a battery and started rubbing it on my lips

<JoeMoFo> (clothing) FUBU = Farmers Used to Buy Us

<SomeRandom> Looks like Operation Iraqi Freedom is almost
over.
<Diablo1399> Bah, "Operation Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
<SomeRandom> Well what would you call it then?
<Diablo1399> Why, "Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy" of course.

<Eternity> anyone got that year 3000 song on mp3 ?
<pb2k> the one about the year 3000 ??
<pb2k> lalalala ... year 3000 ... llalalalal ... etc one ??
<Eternity> yeah
<pb2k> sorry ... never heard of it ...

<Howdizzle> I put the Laughter in Slaughter

<Diggy> rgr
<S5474> stfu
<trinity> ?
<Ne0N> IRC is a strange thing... thousands of users... yet
less than 20 words said in a day

<jeff> A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I
need
<jeff> some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
<jeff> "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the
druggist.
<jeff> "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
<Wintermute> bring your family problems somewhere else

<Fa||an> Steve Irwin
<Fa||an> Description: Ever since he walked in on his wife and
an alligator having an affair, he hasn't been the same
<@Cyber|NWN> She loves the Croc ;)

<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned
<j3r3miah> why
<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it,
so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it
was under it
<j3r3miah> oh god

<hawkman> my friend had a huge bloody nose in 11th grade, and
he just shoved toilet paper up his nose until it stopped. 
then my friend grabbed a coat hanger out of his car (i'm not
really sure why he had one), then we went into the girls
bathroom and spread blood _ALL_ over one of the stalls, left
the coat hanger there, and put up a sign that said "please
dont flush my baby"

<revmoo> download the cky movies, they are a lot better
<ImpLin> where i get those?
<revmoo> kazza mart
<ImpLin> wheres that?
<Geoff-> at the corner of kazzalite and google
<ImpLin> what town?
<Geoff-> takingthistoofar, USA

<Logic_BomB> could you create an infinite loop with a jew if
you put a quarter on one side of the room and a quarter on the
other side of the room and told him he could only choose 1?

<Stolurn> i was walkin home last night and i could suddenly
smell KFC, and i was like mmmm, where's that comin' from?
<Stolurn> i look around and this black guy rides past, then
the smell goes away
<Stolurn> bash.org was right :)

<burn_prom_girl> our frigde is outside because we got our
kitchen tiled
<burn_prom_girl> and its in a puddle of water
<burn_prom_girl> thats bad right ?
<burn_prom_girl> and i shouldnt step in the water around the
frigde ?
<burn_prom_girl> its plugged in
<ikari> water doesnt conduct electricity
<ikari> it's an urban myth
<ikari> go dance in the puddle

<Qube> wowzz: try putting each servers ip and name in /etc/
hosts
<wowzz> where is /etc/hosts

<bhlaab> One time in high school I was talking to a girl who
was SUPER NAZI feminist, and she was going on and on about the
double standards against women in society, and how men have no
double standards against them.
<bhlaab> That's when I brought up the fact that lesbians are
looked upon as "fine", wheras gay men are always getting the
complete <censored> beat out of them for no reason. She got
pissed off at this comment, and snapped at me "What, are you a
fag too or something?!"
<bhlaab> Go equal rights!!

<spikeo > a part of me wishes everyone could have seen that
<spikeo > and another part of me doesnt
<spikeo > ok i have really itchy pubic wig atm (not lice,
before you ask)
<spikeo > so i tried my clippers on it
<Gecko`> that part being your ELBOW
<spikeo > didn't realise they don't *do* long hairs
<spikeo > and my fucking shaver got tangled to my crotch
<spikeo > and was trying to kill me
<Emmeh> rofl
<Rel^Slacking> lol
<spikeo > i was like bicentennial man
<spikeo > or kryten trailing his groinal attachments
<spikeo > i can laugh now
<spikeo > but
<spikeo > NO BABIES FOR ME
<spikeo > :'(
<Rel^Slacking> Thats prolly a good thing

<BorD> What If Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last week,
but lost a leg... How pissed-off do you think his doubles are?

<s4xton> "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo'
sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah
nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole
heartedly my African american brother"