<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?
<m4tt-3> ehh
<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind
that can be traced to you

(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight...
(FDSA): all graceful and shit...
(FDSA): I almost had it...
(FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head

(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows
(PackRat) Take away their food stamps?

<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best
friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was
fucking awesome!"

<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at
math, history, and english :|

<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background
history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was
written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am,
I read it as "leet"

<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac

<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I
can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<

( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone
wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century."
( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis
are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."

<Nuke|Hmm> i want nothing
<Nuke|Hmm> except your love
<Nuke|Hmm> and maybe a hot pocket

<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.
<andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?

* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits
Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'

<Esk|out> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
<Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
<Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky,
<Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty,
<Esk|out> North Korea is too risky,
<Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.

* Joins: i (~user@1U4J87F.ATYU7E.34EF730F.IP)
<i> hello
<zeeg> i sux cock

<Baa7121> She's not underage, she's just fun-sized

<wax-> What is the minimum dos version linux will run on?

<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where
you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes
wrong :/

<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the
poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first
answer was Under 13"

< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8==========================
==============================D
< Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.
< Pokute> and your balls are tiny
< Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head,
there.
< Pokute> It's all out of proportion
< Pokute> you should see a doctor

<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi?
[Mr2001] never heard of it.
[Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red?
<steelcap> fuck no
<GoonyBird> heh
<GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function

<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling
outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard
as i can
<mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i
really quickly finish up and open the door
<mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his
head and writhing in pain
<mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING

*** Sickenen
(~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined
#cnn
<Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet?
<Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile
ago
<DooD> yet he still has broadband

<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have
to use the self service pump...

<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good
<Nex-`> oh deha
<Nex-`> thats no godo is it
<Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me

<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on
<apeiron> so you eat your dick?

<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
<@Kodiake> wtf
<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
<+Erik> lol no dont ask
<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
<+Erik> and we were making fun of him
<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /
hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC

<HungSolo> goin with xp
<HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with
somethin i know nothin about
<Nemephosis> like girls?
<tdh> LOL

<oc3-spd> no way dude my system is so much better than yours
it owns yours and is faster.
<Hrrrrm> Ok show ur info.
<oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h
22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/
3072MB (87.33%) [|---------]]
<Hrrrrm> you forgot to change the % on the ram.
<oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h
22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/
3072MB (12.36%) [|---------]]
<Hrrrrm> damn youre right... its better :(

* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head
<^Bret^> again?
<jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD
<^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning.
<^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this
time
<jamaisvu> =(

<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically
generated after the weekend...

<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of
cluster bombs?
<@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our
people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us....
<dane> wat?
<@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?

<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them
<@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare
ones
<@Meshugga> with brains and stuff
<@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah
<@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom
window

<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ...
<SJ> Teething
<mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game?
<SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in

(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint
(harm_) or english
(harm_) or school
(harm_) or girls
(harm_) or life

<jcarle> IRCing without music is like a car without a radio.

<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also
wants some lesbo porn?
<crux> that will go down in history as one of the most
inappropriate lines ever

(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis
(raygun) <----36" girlfriend
(TheWulf) blowup or midget ?
(raygun) child

<Jans> goodbye everybody
<Jans> i've got to go!
<Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
<Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo!
<Xi> i dont wanna die
<Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all
<Jans> [guitar break]
<Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man
<TilK> just woke up
<TilK> life is hard
<Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago?
<Xi> thunderbolts and lightning
<Xi> very very frightning me
<Jans> Galileo
<Jans> Galileo
<TilK> ?
<Jans> Galileo figaro!
<TilK> u guys had a trip ?

<Callick> You know..
<Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you
live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained
Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with
last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of
rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is,
"Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons
and Dragons today!"

<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a
bubble that popped...
<Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"
<Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning
<Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said

<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost
over.
<Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
<SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then?
<Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.

<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday?
<Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do
<Bug^> fuck jesus
<Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains
<Numloxx> that'll make him cry too
<Bug^> thats his problem
<BenZor> lol

<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today
<bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i
was waiting for the DSL tech to show
<bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i
was late
<bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all
<bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you
cant look at porn all day?"
<bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife
looked good in her college years bro"

<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a
10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a
10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN

<god> afk, seventh day

<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.
<@Joshums> hahaha
<@Joshums> Hilarious
<+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name
LoL in the office next to his.
<@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh
Firstname"
<+Cowface> Haha.
<+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.
<+Cowface> Something along those letters.
<+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh
<+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some
phonebook
<@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with
an R
<@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R
<+Cowface> Hahah
<+Kirbyblade> Hahaha

(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks
(+gig) ?
(@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends
(@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips
(@Nick^) man that'd be leet
(@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner
(@Nick^) like an ip scanner
(@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh
(@Nick^) then take your pick
(+gig) you need to get out more dude

<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!
<axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats
<^Bret^> 23044 smilies
<^Bret^> dude
<^Bret^> I work at a net cafe
<^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands
<axelf> and semen
<^Bret^> and semen

* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box
there before.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.