<Griffin> dont call it rape
<Griffin> call it surprise sex
<endfro> hhaaha
<pagan> whatever works Griffin

<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a
castle with 56k
<Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between
and live in a normal house ;P
<Scruuf> that just proves you're weird

<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a
lot of emotions in me
<p_digga> is vomit an emotion?

<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is
disgusting.

<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^
<CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal

<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to
the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC
time.

<Chris_A> I wonder... doing a search for "vagina" and then one
for "penis" on bash, which yeilds most results.
<Robin> Search for "nigger" afterwards.

<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.
<Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.
<Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed
up a pillowcase"
<Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
<Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.
<Kevyn> No pun intended.

BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they
weren't my friends moms.
BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a
snack..." you know?
BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?

<Smurfette> I used to blow up cars... but I kept burning my
lips on that damn exhaust pipe

<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes
containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious
site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad.
<Da> sounds like a fuckin party!

* unchellmatt does the RAID lovers cheer... "ARRAY! ARRAY!"

< HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday
<@LucyFerr> it is
< HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes?
<@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp
< HomeBrewR> already did that today

<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid.
<Gazoo> Right now
<Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!

<MG5> clearly FFX-2 is not a game I'll be able to play with my
pants on

<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?

<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat,
I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a
horny female in my entire life...cool.'
<Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh?
<Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever
said.
<Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.

<+LS|Krylar> how much caffeine does it take before u get the
shakes?
<+void_> that depends on how strong you want the shakes to be

<{o_o}> occupation isn't liberation, killing & mainimg
children isn't liberation, you guys need a reality check
* {o_o} has quit IRC (Killed ((politically hostile. situation
diplomaticaly resolved under IRC Security Council Resolution
1422)))

<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your
shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit

<SherP> and even if i do lick cum
<SherP> its my own cum

<CommanderStab> Wow, bash.org is now 5000 quotes behind ^^;;
<CommanderStab> Still, that isn't to bad.
<CommanderStab> You can submit a quote and by the time they
see and accept it you'll have forgotten what you said and you
can laugh again when you read it.
<Mataki> You need to say something funny first, CS
<CommanderStab> Meanwhile YOU actually need to say something
that isn't simply insulting me ^_-
<Mataki> But that IS funny

<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site
<SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites
<SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen
<SLIMMTHUG> u click it
<SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows
<DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try
there, see if they have it
<SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing?
<DooD> nah
<DooD> it's a site that links to it
<SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD
<SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT
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<Kai-Bach> 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good
you will look

<Lord_Red> how did they screw up
<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil
change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car
<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john
white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY
<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car
wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who
was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life
<Lord_Red> demand money off your bill
<TheDingo> i got them back
<TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge

<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the
hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right.
<revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes,
when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and
his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard.
<revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while
clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all
the way.
<revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses
expense.

<Deim0s|Medic> I used to live down the road from a brothel
<Deim0s|Medic> It was on TV
<Maestro|Medic> kewl
<Deim0s|Medic> ya
<Deim0s|Medic> err
<Deim0s|Medic> I never went in
<Jabberwocky> and if you did, you went in for the articles.

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd
fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a
virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on
command.

<exe|Die> what is an awkward?
<jonsae> i hope you're joking
<jonsae> exe|Die
<exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
<exe|Die> or fruit

<toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way...
<toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets
america drops on baghdad
<toe-sleep> say shit like
<toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating
big macs!"
<fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only
<fysh> KEBAB MONDAY
<toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds
franchise will succeed"
<toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?"
<fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD
FREEDOM FUND
<toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)

<SirGoblin> Anti = fat.
<Anti> doh
****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin
<Jante> SirGoblin = gay.
<SirGoblin> better than fat ;/
<Jante> no..
<Jante> fat people can loose weight
<Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that
they've had a dick up da bum

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<uneekwahn> you know what I hate
<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home
<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom
<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(

<Perrin> FUCKING CANDY BAG
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> OPEN]
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS
<Perrin> NO
<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE
<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD

<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there
<@crispexi> that was weird

<DemonEater> "This is Pearl Jam.  This is Jesus.  This is
Pearl Jam on Jesus.  Please, say no to Creed"

* Avatar|NO3 gives Crispy a can of Lone Star beer
<Crispy> never heard of it
<Avatar|NO3> It's vile. Even Mexicans won't drink it.
<Avatar|NO3> In a choice between Lone Star and piss, 80% of
people chose piss. For the flavor.
<Zurvan> and the other 20%?
<Avatar|NO3> The other 20% thought both cups had piss.

<Curufin> You know, I think there's a point in your life when
you realize that life's just not worth it anymore. When you're
giving more than you're taking, and there's just no joy left
in life.
<Eldamehomework> Curufin; that's what ice cream is for :-D
<Curufin> I'm lactose intolerant.

<enid> laz. sounds like you just need to get sex.
<enid> hold on, i'll scan my tits for you.
<^Laz> yeah... theres been a serious lack of that lately for
me
<^Laz> lately being the last 20 years

Albinogodzilla1: hes at a musical....yes I think hes gay...no
I cant prove it

<^Laz> we were talking about how little I weigh
<Geoff-> lol
<Geoff-> that's right
<^Laz> and then you said "I bet I could pick you up with one
arm"
<^Laz> and then you did
<Geoff-> your never going to forget i picked you up with 1 arm
are you?
<^Laz> it was very memorable

<@Megaman984> So, would the Old Testament be First Edition,
New Testament Second, and the Koran Third?
<+MegamanX2K> yeah
<+MegamanX2K> which explains the crusades
<+MegamanX2K> they were burning 3rd edition heretics
<+MegamanX2K> good thing Jerusalem made a saving throw

<StmChser> Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of
a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole?
<Trilky> heh?
<StmChser> It's called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible
for giving people a shitty outlook on life
<hanzglo-> wtf?
<StmChser> If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your
asshole and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye

<skmt> not really. once i reach level 20 virgin, i get a
masturbation skill point.
<PACHUKA> skmt: that is the dorkiest think ever said

<das_das> uhhh god..eww...argh....somehow my playlist just
rolled around to creed
<das_das> wtf do I even have creed on my comp :P
<ApoIIyon> i have creed on mine
<ApoIIyon> they..are..okay if u take away the whole.. WE FUCK
JESUS every night part
<das_das> dude creed is like eating a fine meal, vomiting,
eating the vomit, and vomiting again

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<gimpoid> hey
<lut> sup gimp
<gimpoid> not much
<gimpoid> lud ?
<gimpoid> got fired
<gimpoid> need work :'(
<DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
<DrBK> oops
<DrBK> wrong channel

<CyberTech> ever seen tremors?
<CyberTech> hehe
<CyberTech> i do have thoughts on living in the desert
<CyberTech> in my own bunker
<Terron> as long as I had DSL, i would

(ginge): find 'bandages' when you have a dong, its dead good
(ginge): dong? i meant chance
(ginge): wtf is on my mind?!

sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on
fire?
sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.

<control_m> hi.. im 21/m :) any girl here want to remote
control my pc, and use and abuse it to make me slave? i have
Radmin and Netbus 2,1 Servers running on 80.213.12.2 and i
have autoaccept on if you want to send me another program or
something? msg me? :)