<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed.
<Semp> What game?
<Wiecker> Barbie detective

Liz: id like to have something else :-P
katie: lol
katie: i would too
katie: like 5 seconds with him
katie: even 5 milliseconds
Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
Liz: is that even a full thrust?
katie: 1/2 of one
Liz: mmmm, half thrust

<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...

<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> '|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.?
<SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the
keyboard while on IRC"

<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken
to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a
funny way on a website, yet they got offended?

(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1

<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness
and blood.
<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.

* GardenHos unzips pants
<gramagrl> omg
<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you
know...

<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.

<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught
mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his
slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"

Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all...
my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...

<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> damn
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(

<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King
was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into
a house at 100 mph
<sComps> christ.. dead?
<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news. 
King just has a broken pelvis

<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my
office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and
explosive diahria

<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog.
its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.

<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?

<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being
long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore

<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/
page2.htm
<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now
<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew

<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.

* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his
bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head..
Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *

<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just
laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.

* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models,
whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain
automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy
<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck
with a wet traumatized cat

<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep
noises

<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards
<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as
previously suspected

<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me

<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
<C3rBeRuS> not today
<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza

<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger

<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2
canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and
your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and
then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window

Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have
other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a
lot
Tovarich89: ummm, casie.....
Tovarich89:
Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot
Tovarich89: better

Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he
gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then
goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks
he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll
teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer
China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.

<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always
sad and depressing.
<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"

<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate
* Katethegreat shakes her leg
<Katethegreat> how do i get her off?
<Gothor> You are.

<@iridium> man
<@iridium> im getting fucking raped
<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some
script kiddie off
<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
<@iridium> fuck
<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that
remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck
script kiddies do

<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://
www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621
<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?
<bargeld> compile the source

<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\

<Lenz> Oh man...
<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her

<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
<BeefinPep> brb
*** BeefinPep has quit IRC

<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to
snicker and yell "Polo!"

<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<unchellmatt> s'fun.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday

<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are
making my computer yawn
<cameron> iknow but im almost in
<PC^God> HHAHAHA
<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering
137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha

<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release
XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy

<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture
<Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download??
internet air?

<productiveslacker> what is the +v and +o and stuff, blood
types?

<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor
into a 30ghz processor
<OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject
<Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold?
Liquid nitrogen?
<pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink
* pocketMidget rimshot

<Draffa> it's sad.  When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women
were 25.  Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

<jamz> hmm
<jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner
<jamz> for car work and grease and stuff.
<jamz> It's almost empty.
<jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to
it.
<jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do.
<dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind
<jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from
space.

<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to
be network admins
<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie
<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he
had the house wired with cat5 when it was built
<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to
the internet without a router ot hub
<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be
done
<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic
addresses and he said the house

( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at
God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not
listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing
him off.