<Gothic> I sound Lovecraftian backwards
<Gothic> Cithog, the black cloud of despair, hatred, and
donuts

<Zer0_-X-> animeology - the study of japanese animation
<ecat> u must study it quite well
<Zer0_-X-> yah
<Zer0_-X-> i've got phd :D
<Goddess> permanent head damage?

<Dabz> u know i'm currently being paid to sit home reading
bash
<FuzzBuzz`> lol
<Dabz> sick pay rules
<Dabz> mind u, i would usually be being paid to sit in work
and read bash :/

<Tleilaxu[UN1]> I am soon to be my own corporation!!!
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> now to start the shady deals and insider
trading
<BigSax[UN1]|aboot> send some stock tips my way
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> im the only stock owner... guess i shouldnt
try to cheat myself
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> ill be a type-s corporation
<Tleilaxu[UN1]> tried for the faster type-r for the extra
horsepower

<Nush> im not racist, i had black friends, but my dad sold
them all

<RugNug> naw......just reboot
<crak_pipe> that works
<RugNug> and fantasize about keeping the inventer of popups in
my basement for a coupla years
<crak_pipe> hell yah
<crak_pipe> lemme beat on him for a bit as well
<RugNug> heheheh......i could make millions......with a cover
charge

<Gav> Freshly reinstalled computers are a bit like a pair of
new shoes - you're happy that you've finally got a new pair,
but they're awkward to use for a little while :-)

<ChangWufei> it was well funny when we all went in a gay bar,
they all just stared at us
<ChangWufei> hehe
<loveya> u went in a gay bar???
<ChangWufei> yeah, we didnt realise at first
<astrotrain> what... that you were gay?

:::: Now in #bearcave
* martraci slowly leaves; back against the wall

<deepspring> well.. my car just passed it's blueslip
inspection and I mean just...
<deepspring> the mechanic said that he found plenty of "minor"
issues that I would have to fix... luckily he let them slide
<deepspring> minor oil leak from the automatic transmission
<deepspring> bad hatch alignment
<deepspring> one of my driving lights (little halogen addon
ones) was buggered
<LrdShaper> bad driver behind wheel
<deepspring> my ignition key can drop out of the ignition
while the engine is running
<LrdShaper> right front wheel held on by masking tape
<LrdShaper> but the cathodes and led fans are what made
himover look the problems

<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza
<hydro`> yea
<hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been fucked

<A|LOCO> !setinfo #women this is my setinfo, bow down
-ChanServ- You lack access to #women.
<A|LOCO> =(

< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill
people were illegally removed for research, a report is
expected to reveal."
< MrZippy> Big surprise.
< Leimy> research like what?
< MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people
don't go stealing other people's brains?

<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over?
<Toolbox> =-/
<Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?

<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want
important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all
up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it
into kazaa!

(aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http://
goatse.cx" on the clipboard
(aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish
porn or something

<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band
<Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol

Brendan Reen: "call for a good time ;-) 0100 0010 0101 0101
0011 0010 0011"

Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher
Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"

<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty
cute.
<black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.
<black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at
chess.
<goKev> DUDE!  You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're
trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!
<black-ice> Good point.  I probably should have let her win.

wookietwist: update date now updated
DuoGWMaxwell60: wtf did you just say ...

<bill``> I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone
have any last minute tips?
<MSINISTER> dont put metal in a microwave!
<MSINISTER> good luck!

<Enygma> ?Ú?× s?Ú
<Enygma> I love japanese text without the support for it. I
feel like Im reading a bunch of cheat codes.

<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer?
<^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC?
<Sonecor> Yeah
<^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick>
<Sonecor> Thanks =D
* Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)

< MechaniZM> how do i hack the internet with unix using aol?

<Armand> dude
<Armand> I took a mega shit today
<Dong Abuser> nice work soldier
<Dong Abuser> as you were

<[TFF]Metalstar> dunno. if you were gettin bjs from 13 year
olds you would be in jail
<alphaxion|Zzzz> or in japan

<ph0tek> Jemm, you're a women-magnet(R) ?
<Jemm> yeah.. unfortunately the wrong end :(
<ph0tek> hehe

* Mas_Tnega decides to bring a friend in here
[1718:49] * sibn is now known as Tnegas_Friend
[1718:51] * Tnegas_Friend is now known as sibn
<Mas_Tnega> sibn: My friendships are usually shorter than that
<coolsi> less than 2 seconds?
<coolsi> you must be a really big social reject
<sibn> my friendships are usually shorter than my penis
<Mas_Tnega> sibn: They don't exist?
<sibn> Mas_Tnega: precisely

<X> we women have this secret society
<X> if we say not to have sex with a guy
<X> then no one has sex with that guy
<X> u just got urself black-listed
<X> heheheh
<Dan> heh
<Dan> i think ive been blacklisted for a while

[u^A] jimmiejaz: have you use macos?
[jimmiejaz] no.
[u^A] it looks cool on tv
[u^A] oh
[syberghost] You can install MacOS on a TV?
[syberghost] I knew it went on new-age toilets, but not TVs.

<Red_Sky> Time for some Yiddish freestyle rap! This one goes
out to all my Rabbi homiez.
<Red_Sky> Wizzord to the oy, oy to the vay- to the 'lom
shalabei, rockin with my niggaz, true blood niggaz! Torah
torah torah! Hip to the hop to the skip to the drop, schmokin
schnitzel mit my schmutzel, rock the block! I'm da freeflowin
gentile schlemiel! What now!! What!

<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This
Line:
<the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You
live"
<psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds?
<the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux
* psychosquee[] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<^sWift> haha

<magothy> is there an irish expression for hangover?
<tReMeR> morning

<nastsmom> this place looks like a ghost town
<Espresso> try changing the colors of your client so it looks
like hawaii or somethign

<calen> otyd gimd yp yu[r eoyj upit gomhrtd pm yjr etpmh lrud
<Last> FINGERS ON HOME ROW PLZ

<akim> man, i fucking hate my comtech teacher. he's always
riding my ass about something
<akim> i'd like to slap him around with his stupid skullcap
<goojoe> oh is that the uber-jew teacher?
<akim> yeah
<akim> im starting to think it has something to do with the
fact that my last name is auschwitz...
<mfer> ahahahahahahahahah
<mfer> i mean.. yeah man, that sucks
<akim> :/

<QBiT> What happens wen all the niggers are standing on the
moon ?
<QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P

<Oktal> I think MS named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix
directory listing

h4zin: lol wtf is an aoler doin with a 90gig hard drive
h4zin: thats like a black dude with a textbook

<noodle> the more i remember school, the more it seems now
like a 7 hour a day job that i didnt get paid for
<Wwv> no taxes either tho

<prence> oh
<prence> my
<prence> god
<prence> i just hit the print button
<prence> instead of save
<prence> on some porn
<prence> and its printing out on my moms printer
<prence> and im upstairs
<prence> and cant do anything about it

<Lucent> there should be a netflix for books
<Lucent> read 'em, send 'em back
<antiscout> there is
<antiscout> it's called 'the library'

<ErrectoR> hey anyone know where I can download all the old
simpsons episodes?
<mavhc> ftp.amazon.com
<phanty> ftp.fox.com is faster
<ErrectoR> I don't think those two ftp's are working..
<ErrectoR> what's the l/p?
<QueenB> moron/total
<ErrectoR> nope..still not working queenb
<ErrectoR> you fucking assholes..
* ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd

<Species> this roast beef is either really fresh or really old

<Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my
bed while cleaning out my dormroom
<Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic
<mahnchowder> eat them.  report back if you suffer any ill
effects.
<Toasted> already eating

<DragonBlaze> I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I
can beat them - and feel good about it.

[_Fidel_] your husband is that nigger that hugs u in
"bigt.jpg"?
[rinat2137] dont use that word please.
[rinat2137] but yeah..thats him
[_Fidel_] how does a nice white jewish girl like yourself fell
inlove with a niggro ?
[rinat2137] i said dont use that word..please
[_Fidel_] i'm sorry, "colored" dude
[rinat2137] and an answer for your question, love is BLIND
[a_duck] "love is BLIND"... i think you are the blind if you
got married with a nigger

<zero|code> oh man! these pears say 'so juicy you may need to
eat them with a spoon!'
<NixonsBeard> Wow, talking pears that reference themselves in
the third person with a penchant for assisted suicide!
<NixonsBeard> Those bioengineers are sure getting specific.

<Jamie_M> when I was 9 years old
<Jamie_M> I called this girl on the phone and I go "I like
you"
<Jamie_M> and she goes "so?"
<Jamie_M> I was like ":("
<Jamie_M> then in that same year
<Jamie_M> it was grade 4
<Jamie_M> i think
<Jamie_M> I liked another girl
<Jamie_M> and I gave her one of those candy grams as a secret
admirer
<Jamie_M> and she ran out of the class crying