<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook

<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the
mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...

<KZoo> COX
<devilboy> VAGINAL ORIFICE
<KZoo> thats not a service provider
<KZoo> well....i guess it is

<K8> well the theme was aincient history
<josh_ip_te> oh,
<josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking?
<K8> and my friend had some home made costumes
* josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson

<Bob> I was gonna join the army, until the war started

<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT

<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
<devilc0ck> guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
<devilc0ck> guess who'z got the ninja rap..
<fingers> guess who's all alone in thinking how kewl that is

<SaxxonPike> there are 10 types of people in this world: those
who understand binary, and those who don't give a fuck
<jon`> whats binary?
<SaxxonPike> and then there's you.

<[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking
about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much
computers were lost in the bombing'....

PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of
the end was the creation of AI?
EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the
machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our
population is infatuated with American Idol .........
EventuallyAdonis: that's deep

<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty
<alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life.
<alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.
<Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything.
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're
worth.
<alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing,
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever
be worth.
<alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me.
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest.
<Cowface> I don't even know who you are. @_@
(ten second pause)
<alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be,
<alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know.
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<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.
<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.
<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance
<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC!

<jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may
want to send me a virus.
<jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send
the virus.
<jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says
"SUCK THIS, BITCH".
<jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe.

Justin: fred got a new motherboard
Justin: bbl, geekhuddle

<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right
when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my
lazyness

<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad
coders, there are fucking retards, and there's coders writing
lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0;
<jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going
to rewrite..

<Khuffie> you know there's something inherently wrong when the
first thing you do after you wake up is check your computer
for any messages, yet you know for a fact that you can count
the number of people who care using two hands
<Khuffie> wait
<Khuffie> make that one hand

<invitado> i want to know if there is some "encarta" on linux
<Nermal> man ?

<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents,
especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the
girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but
she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with
her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score
requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."

* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] -
[0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono]
<@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on
the piano
<@Cockroach> and about every other mario song
<@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum
started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their
clarinets
<@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...

Murcho: and for the first time in my life i spent a
considerable amount of time trying to put my dick into what i
thought was the 'vagina'
DrZaius: LOL
Murcho: the plumbing on these french girls is different man im
telling you

<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from
the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed
the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question
for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" -
MacHall
<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a
room full of TVs?"

<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/
<PeeDC> lol
<PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days
<aNuBiS-> lies
<PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month .. 
and no job .. im busy :P
<aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now?
<PeeDC> hahahah

<usunoro>  so how's the webcam working?
<NeWaVe>  it worked good
<NeWaVe>  i only turn it on everyso often
<NeWaVe>  like when im talking to alice
<fuchikoma>  or soliciting men to buy you things on your
amazon.com wishlist

<OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you
ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back
a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I
think I have a problem.

<Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont
you?
<KillZaw> no what
<Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass..

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<Lucien>  a small question.. will you rewrite you're history
books now that you hate us and write that US should have been
liberated even with OUT massive support from french military? 
and maybe benjamin franklin never got his idees from paris?
maybe he didn't even visite the country...
<Stormrider> Lucien, do you speak German?
<Lucien> no, but swedish :P
<Stormrider> You don't speak German, though?
<Lucien> eh no
<Stormrider> You're welcome.

<Sinclair-> i liked the new travel slogan for Gaza
<Sinclair-> "Now only a stone's throw from jerusalem"
<@Death-Blade> lol

<duckroll> they need a FF with a female lead that hates all
men, and masturbates
<jijiripdoze> female masturbation = hating all men?
<jijiripdoze> ok
<duckroll> YES
<duckroll> its a physical PROTEST AGAINST SEX
<CommanderStab> I don't think the words "physical protest
against sex" exist in Japan

<sta_hi> lol
<sta_hi> "anything can be a murder weapon, if you have enough
time on your
hands."
<GrassMunk> soggy bread?
<sta_hi> yup
<sta_hi> ESPECIALLY soggy bread.
<GrassMunk> one blade of grass
<sta_hi> yes, that too
<sta_hi> ... if you remove the top of one's head first.
<sta_hi> or could somehow get it into his bloodstream.
<sta_hi> flacid severed penis?
<sta_hi> that too.
<GrassMunk> sperm
<sta_hi> thats destroyed more lives than any gun.

<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways
<Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it,
but squeeze it
<cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting
movements of sex
<cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess
<Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my
ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves

<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes
* blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr
<cryptonix> do you feel robbed?
<sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son
go down on me"

<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long
<chris> thats small.
<DrunkenMaster> sad
<Bizznatch> yus
<deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old
<Bizznatch> death
<chris> ...
<Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old's cocks every once in a
while
<chris> :D
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<Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS
<Bizznatch> ...
<Bizznatch> :P
<incubus_chick> o.O

<terra> time to slay the dragon!
* Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action
poses while playing!

<end|Anthroborg> those are the risks people take to enjoy
quality porn
<Saevus> neg, quality porn sites dont do that
<Saevus> if you pay
<end|Anthroborg> pay
<end|Anthroborg> rofl
<Saevus> exactly
<end|Anthroborg> it only takes the main page to get off on
<Saevus> lol

Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits
TheOffspring326: no they're not!
TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other
tomatoes, thats all!

<Gho5t> i decided against that php bumper sticker
<Gho5t> i don't want my friends from home to think i turned
into a super geek
<Gho5t> i can just imagine what would happen when they ask
what 'php' meant
<ASleep>hah
<ASleep>I don't drive so my PHP sticker is on my laptop.
<ASleep> Of course, I'm getting my php tattoo this weekend so
it doesn't matter.

<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the
computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.

<Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub
<Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a
movie into ebonics

<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of
hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of
penis for a girl.

<Red_Squirrel> Jeff [Hardy] could get caught backstage
sleeping with every diva and KO would still find a way to
label him gay ^_^
<dubchu> ...every diva *at the same time*, yo.
<DaimaijeD> He DOES paint pretty blue swirlies on himself with
what looks like pudding.
<DaimaijeD> When you smear yourself with blue pudding in
preparation to meet a guy in tights, there's something amiss.

<^trivia_reaper^>  009.858. How much water would a human drink
in a lifetime ?
<^trivia_reaper^>  1st Hint: *** ******* ******   Question
Value : 21 Points
<^trivia_reaper^>  2nd Hint: 500 ******* ******   30.0 secs &
21 Points Remaining
<^trivia_reaper^>  3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e*   15.0 secs &
21 Points Remaining
<^trivia_reaper^>  Times up!  The answer was -> 
500 million litres  <-
<iamscottevil> who the fuck uses litres.
<^trivia_reaper^>  Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are
Auto-Voiced
<^trivia_reaper^>  002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name
The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ?
<iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons.
<iamscottevil> Litres?! Fuck that shit. Pabst blue ribbon.

<Tink> work is punishment for failing to procrastinate
effectively

<Kokanshu> does anyone else have the urge to call the
operators up and say 'I NEED AN EXIT, FAST!'

<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling

<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because
he didn't pay attention
<md`> i see
<Supachikn> which organ?
<Supachikn> his skin?
<Supachikn> pancreas?
<Supachikn> appendix!
<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ

<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table
<Heavy_P> A table can support a family

<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl:  will you come help me find my puppy ?

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right