* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies
<qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation
<qpsk> kill bill is kung fu
<slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety
films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance"

<NekoEttin> =^_^=
* ChibiJuke sits in his chair.
* ChibiJuke hides under the cushion.
* ChibiVile is a neko girl. :o
* NekoEttin curls up on the cushion and purrs
* ChibiJuke pulls ChibiVile in with him.
<The_Capn> Jesus H. Christ. It's like Japan crapped in here.

<bonch> You should write some Full House fan fiction
<Nastard> "...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey
standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring
himself.  He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears
stream from Joey's closed eyes.  The soft music started to get
to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of
his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing
crescendo of his own..."

<Nastard> i like phonics
<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on
them

<ArchNemesis> ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
<ArchNemesis> (1) God is love.
<ArchNemesis> (2) Love is blind.
<ArchNemesis> (3) Ray Charles is blind.
<ArchNemesis> (4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
<ArchNemesis> (5) Therefore, God exists.
<sasaphrass> stevie wonder is blind, and black.... i dont
think that makes him god....

<_Hobbes|Stoned> I can't help but wonder if someday I'll look
back on all of this and shudder to think that it's all logged

<Spiral> sdfklsd;fjs;dlkfjlsd
<audiosonic> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD
<Spiral> Dude.
<audiosonic> that's better.

<Scarlet[away]> :/
<Scarlet[away]> im cold :(
<Scarlet[away]> my teeth are chattering lol
<SEXMACHINE> remind me not to ask for a blow job on a cold
night
<Scarlet[away]> ROFL

<NellagnehC> My computer's so fast it finishes an infinite
loop in 5 minutes.

<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
<+Coneja> a talking clitoris
<+Coneja> that's what it was
<+kevin> hahahahaah
< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit
out of you
<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
<+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about
something........ME!"

N e o N e s s 19:  i thought guns were bad
N e o N e s s 19:  FALSE
cleschc2:  dude
N e o N e s s 19:  did you know that jesus and moses used guns
to defeat the romans?

* Gand -> rape a prostitute
<gurov-cali> shoplifting !

<Video> anyone know where to get nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Best Buy
<Video> anyone know where to get FREE nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Wear baggy clothing to Best Buy

<Neo> I woke up the other morning at 4:00 am to find some
woman banging on my door. I was like, WTF?.... So I got up,
and let her out.

<Lem> so my question is this
<Lem> Agent Smith can replicate himself.. but, why would there
be a fork(), if there is no spoon()?

=-= luc has changed the topic to  Nethack: The overly
complicated roguelike computer game. 
=-= vaevictus has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
overly complicated roguelike computer game 
=-= foobarbaz has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
overly complicated roguelike computer game |
Escape+Meta+Alt+Control+Shift+F => Fight monster!

<DefToanz> I hate ugly girls with big tits...because you want
to squeeze their tits, but don't want the rest of the body
thats attatched to them
<NEGRO> thats why paper bags are one of the single best
invintions ever.
<DefToanz> I prefer plastic...that way she dies and you have a
couple days to enjoy them

<Lilt> I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he
said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said,
"You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well,
you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

<DetectiveThorn> I don't know if I want to buy this laptop on
ebay.  It was "REARELY USED."
<lerpiedood> lmao

<Orig> twelve monkeys pissed me off
<Orig> there were no monkeys

<amped> ok guys, i'm back
<lodg> im sure u were doing something important like watching
ppl party from ur window

<alpha0> dude i shoot smack every day
<alpha0> i am so far from being a drug wuss
<mEta> shooting smakc is for gays
<alpha0> well
<alpha0> considering im now gay
<alpha0> i guess it isnt
<alpha0> not
<alpha0> *
<alpha0> fuck
<alpha0> :(

<Poo> norp I will scan you now
<norp> poo so what ports do i have open?
<Poo> I am not looking at ports I am looking at services
<lukeiyo-e> i've run a scan on both of you... i'm not
detecting girlfriends

Nezzie:  dude
Nezzie:  this is not cool
Nezzie:  my dealer/cousin got busted
Nezzie:  with fucking 5 pounds + intent to sell
Nezzie:  thats up to 48 years and prison
Nezzie:  A FEDERAL prision
Nezzie:  a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison
Nezzie:  and now i dont have a good dealer.

!¡ Join: (Kiwi) (nama@AC866DE5.ipt.aol.com)
(Kiwi): so wet...
(Kiwi): so juicy....
(Kiwi): so moist...
(Kiwi): mmm...Kiwi
! @S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior poops on kiwi
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oh pardon me
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): was that an aol user?
(Kiwi): yes, yes it was
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oopsie
(Kiwi): AOL is the #1 ISP provider
(Kiwi): respect
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): you should be very proud of
yourself
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): "so easy, no wonder it's #1
among the people who can't tie their own shoe laces"

<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his
chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was
doing. Because that's just the type of person I am.
<Shaid> and he failed.
<Macolio> that's irrelevant

Girl: i like falling asleep with cold pillows by the way
SkibblesMcCheese: That's nice
SkibblesMcCheese: I like bunnies and marshmallows
Girl: well, i'm just lettin ya know so that you can have
some cold ones ready for me after our extensive sex fest
Girl: i figured you'd be polite and do that for me
Girl: haha
SkibblesMcCheese: What am I supposed to do, put them in the
fridge?
Girl: no, i usually stick mine in the freezer right before i
go to bed
SkibblesMcCheese: Seriously?
Girl: for real
SkibblesMcCheese: That just bgave me a stiffie
Girl: hehe
Girl: why?
SkibblesMcCheese: I don't know... just imaging you sticking
a pillow in the freezer... it just kinda made me hard, that's
all
Girl: bending over to stick it in the freezer?
SkibblesMcCheese: Uhhh... yeah! That was it
Girl: what would u do if you came upon a scene such as that?
SkibblesMcCheese: Do you have clothes on in this scene?
Girl: hrmmm...
Girl: that's a good question
Girl: but... that's up to you
SkibblesMcCheese: So no
SkibblesMcCheese: In which case, I would build a campfire
and roast some of those marshmallows
SkibblesMcCheese: It would get pretty chilly with that
freezer open
Girl: shaddup!!
Girl: i wanted u to like, come up behind me and grab my hips
and just pull me back into u with ur dick hardening against
me... but hell, if you wanna make fucking marshmallows... i
suppose i can settle for that
SkibblesMcCheese: I really like marshmallows

<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files
in Half Life to wavs of women orgasming
<TheMaestro> hehe
<Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA
<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists
<TheMaestro> hahahah
<Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be
crazy
<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN!  DIE HEADCRAB!  OHH,
UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH
<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH! 
OOHH GOD!  OOHH GOD YES!"
<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip
synching software would cause moments when the scientits would
just open up like goatse.

<Shadowline> ya know....begging for ops is rude
<acquacow> heh
<acquacow> well, I got my HL key and q3 key from you
<acquacow> I just figured =)
<acquacow> if I'm gonna whore it
<acquacow> I might as well go all the way

<ChrisV82> If you're hiking and you get lost, can't you just
eat your own semen for a week?
<ChrisV82> I mean, it has no nutritional value, but at least
you'll be masturbating

<Mr_Vain> that reminds me of an anti-abortion sticker I saw
once: "Being a former fetus, I'm against abortion."
<TheXPhial> being a former one celled organism, I'm against
menstruation..not much I can do about it

<Ironfrost> IRC does something to people
<Ironfrost> if Steven Hawkings went onto IRC he would be
talking about porn within 10 minutes

<rdragon> command.com was the filename of the shell in dos
<ih8uungr8> oh i see its on the internet
<@PMP> What does the internet have to do with any of this?
<ih8uungr8> for www.command.com
<rdragon> *slaps his forehead*
<@PMP> Oh god
<ih8uungr8> how do you type
<ih8uungr8> i tried making it fullscreen but that doesnt work

<KoNrAdEk> in november turn 21
<KoNrAdEk> so 16 pretty young for me
<spoko_bre> true true
<spoko_bre> but 16 is the freshest u can get without getting
g-lined from society
<KoNrAdEk> yea thats true
<KoNrAdEk> but parents could try to give me ban -noexpire
<KoNrAdEk> but i just see her on the other channel
<KoNrAdEk> and baaaaaaaang
<spoko_bre> hahahah
<spoko_bre> yes!
<spoko_bre> sneaky cunt
<spoko_bre> give parents trojan
<spoko_bre> and u can sneak into the house
<spoko_bre> and fuck daughter
<KoNrAdEk> yes x
<KoNrAdEk> hahahhahahahaa
<spoko_bre> and then sneak out
<KoNrAdEk> get her pregnant
<KoNrAdEk> and change nicks
<KoNrAdEk> no1 will kno its me

<BobXP> imagine if computers were like genes
<BobXP> they'd all be different and not quite work right
<@backdrifts> computers like genes / defective and failure
prone / dude, you got a Dell
<@backdrifts> computers like girls / nice curvaceous money
traps / dude, you got a Mac

<{eCholaLia}> u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time
buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and
changing em after wards with a convertor
<Natus> i think you may be legally retarded

<lech> if i want a 3d file browser, i might as well have a bfg
and some monsters to shoot
<Wevah> word
<antiuser> shoot the file you want to open
<Wevah> instead of "rm -rf file" you shoot it with the
railgun!
<lech> yeah, then the fun is over
<lech> "I BEAT MY FILE SYSTEM!"

<_Godless_> other night, was fucking hella drunk
<_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm
thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night.
Water on
<_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was
watered down really bitter beer
<_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I
drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the
morning
<_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the
water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue
<ravnus> rofl
<_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<

<Black_Moons> Well, as I see it, if they start doing geeky
things like play chess they might wanna do other geeky
things.. like doing geeks.

<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this
bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny

[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I just got fucking attacked my a huge ass
spider.
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  *by
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I looked up to see this huge spider on my
monitor.
[Kendros]@::  lmao
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  THE MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED ONTO MY FACE
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I FELL OVER BACKWARD
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  As I was typing randmo gibberish I hit
ctrlatldel two times or something.
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  My computer was off after I killed it.
[boner] ::  nice
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  Nice my ass.
[Doctahluuuvvv] ::  I punched myself in the face :/

(Antti): [Receiving] Colorful_-_08.avi (67.3MB) from
Uraschlafen at 1B/s, 22% (15.4MB) done, 89wks 6days 7hrs
45mins 28secs remaining

RogueRed1: you dumb
RogueRed1: your*
Xaimus: NOT MUCH BETTER

<zamros> moose i am going to kick you in the groin until the
only thing you have there is a bloodied mass of pulp
<Mooseka> HAHA, YOU'RE TOO LATE

ThatIsDamnGood: Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource
ThatIsDamnGood: Someday we'll learn to generate electrical
power from it
ThatIsDamnGood: And it will change the world

<Murdoc> sometimes i wonder if the fig leaf on Eve's twat is
actually an air freshener

<J-dogg> Your pretty funny
<DirtyKate> I don't remember you.. but thanx
<J-dogg> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<J-dogg>  I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
<J-dogg> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of
your car..
<J-dogg> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's
and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just
dripping with sauce.
<J-dogg> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa
John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials,
and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What
toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<J-dogg> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now?
Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<J-dogg> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and
then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate> Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry
up!
<J-dogg> You can't hurry good pizza.
<J-dogg> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<J-dogg> How did you know?
<J-dogg> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the
shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza
down on your coffee table.
<J-dogg> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a
pizza oven
<DirtyKate> Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all
wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<J-dogg> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<J-dogg> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and
unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage
are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my
load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the
front door....
<DirtyKate> wtf?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shiat
<DirtyKate> Fuk

Steve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex?
Felix: I... can't afford that much lube?
Felix: I don't like making girls cry?
Felix: I don't like washing bloody sheets?
Felix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick.
Steve: well, technically..
Steve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their
shit.

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(+Xelopheri) ::: Metallica - The Call of Ktulu : 8:53 :
128kbps : Joint Stereo :::.
(+Xelopheri) oh shit!

KitterLittie> Man, this sucks
KitterLittie> I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit
down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!*
KitterLittie> So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that
happened, I jump and turn around...
KitterLittie> Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in
my back pocket before I took my pants down :(