<Barracuda_Sanchez> i have a pubic hair on my moniter
<Barracuda_Sanchez> i thought it was a comma

<brainchasm> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and
hang a little curtain

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<Ohm`laptop> wb

<ByteSize> warez = abrv. from "where is"
<ByteSize> right?

<McFarlan> Those bastards did somthing terrible today
<McFarlan> They put a big picture of Goatse in the lunchroom
trash can at breakfast this morning
<McFarlan> People would come to dump thier trays...and stop
and look down in the trash
<McFarlan> It was really funny, but wrong at the same time :/
<Flex-Work> i would have thrown up
<Flex-Work> :P
<McFarlan> I thought a couple were
<McFarlan> Then the principal walks over
<McFarlan> Grabs the trashcan, and walks out of the cafeteria
<Moonsaber> Do you think they linked it to you? :-)
<McFarlan> I'm hoping not

[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> dude my brother is wacking off
[4:29pm] <ZombiE_FreaK> eww
<+little-mac> ZombiE_FreaK,go lend him a hand
<ZombiE_FreaK> ^_^ BRB ^_^
<+little-mac> omg

<NekkidRisu> Oh wow
<Snakerboy> what?
<NekkidRisu> That's the first time I've fully shaved my
nutsack, and by fucking god does it feel so cool.
<NekkidRisu> Err
<NekkidRisu> Shit
<NekkidRisu> You shouldn't have seen that. Just like, imagine
it's not there or something

customer24601: what's that sound?
macholyoke: me banging my head against my desk.
customer24601: why are you banging your head against the desk.
macholyoke: so I can speak to you in terms you'll understand,
you retard.

<Taslos>  I know there are no life gaurds on the gene pool,
but God damn it there aught to be at least a few sharks in the
water.

Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like
having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're
pissed that you came.

<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but
my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I
wasn't watching

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<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED
<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
<sta-hi> er..

<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb?
<Mr...> both...
<FunnyPants> I dont get it?

<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu.
<Bananarama> y?
<Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my
coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what
coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug
right onto my nuts.
<Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'

* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras
* Ras backflips
* HairLeMair looks ambient
* GM_Axis strikes fighting pose
<GM_Axis> FIGHT!
<Ras> you cant win
<Ras> because I...
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras
<GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN!
<Ras> Am the one
* Ras flies away, doing his superman thing

<Cherky> god school sucks
<Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not
"God school,  sucks"
<Cherky> god school would be pretty cool
<Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff
<Cherky> and smite people

Fileman  i slept like a baby last night
DuFF  suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?

<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy
<SKS_Lover> yeaaaah
<SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove
<SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
<Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.

<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods
at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked
my balls X(

<@Kaelic> my arm hurts from bowling
<@Kaelic> you would think it is use to this kind of stress
<@Orca> ...no comment
* @Orca isn't going to take as obvious a shot as that one ;p
<@Kaelic> I'll leave that to be interpreted as each sees fit
:)
<@OWK> It's probably used to handling smaller balls.

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<@Infinik> ILOVEKAZAA: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your
computer address has been logged.
<ILOVEKAZAA> FUCK
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<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say
something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary
to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go
away or be quiet"

<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai
<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you
<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it
breeak it?
<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)

<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of
midterms

<+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if
applied correctly could probly cure cancer

rennsportt: im wishin i would just go ta bed
rennsportt: i got a 9am
Kilik423: why don't you
rennsportt: tryin to install software  i need tomorow off a
network drive
rennsportt: installed it earlier
rennsportt: but din work
rennsportt: so im tryin again
rennsportt: if it dont work this time, im givin up
Kilik423: heh
Kilik423: you know what you need?
rennsportt: whats that
Kilik423: more cowbell

<Zeion> mints must be very profitable
<Palmetto> what are you talking about?
<Palmetto> mints are government institutions
<Palmetto> they don't make any money
<Zeion> yes they do

- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?
- (kairo) try #boardz
- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal

<Mangusta> it's so quiet.... I could download the sound of a
pin dropping

ieyeasu: Many college students are liberals.
ieyeasu: But liberalism != communism.
vinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a
convenient group
vinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics?
ieyeasu: Ack!
ieyeasu: ITALICS!
ieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've
started slanting right.

<Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house?
<Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you
throw them.

<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.
<Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?
<Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer

<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
<blah> i refuse to anwser that
<blah> im probably wrong
<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist

<UnZ1P> imac is guilty pleasure :/
<Ravvy> yeah, like getting head from another man

<Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a
check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket
and tried to 'write' with it.
<Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer
with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...
some asshole's got my pen."
<MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!

<Ben> good weather for mowing my ass...
<Ben> er...
<Ben> "good weather for mowing" my ass

<codive> geez, can't computers GUESS what i want by now?
<syberghost> codive: sure, that's why you keep getting spam
for animal pr0n.

<babywafn> ew
<babywafn> all they had was
<babywafn> diet caffeine free pepsi twist
<babywafn> which is basically pepsi's way of saying 'FUCK YOU'

<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute
commercial breaks you are a thief
<Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me,
if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip
commercials the TV execs hate me...
<Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge
and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?

<phluid> I won't program in java anymore
<phluid> I'm not Marxist and don't believe in classes.

< jonnyLost> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling
slimfast into Ethiopia

<Hynox> Have you actually ever had sex matthias? 
<matthias> Ask my children :P
<Hynox> .....
<Hynox> you have sex with your children?

<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your
shitty questions
<moomin_two> not even this one?
<stenzel> no
<moomin_two> ha, dumbass
* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)

(@Impure1NZ): Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt
backwards is 'no parts'?

Amy_Lynne.: Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for
that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.

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< Major_Tom> whats up guys?
< res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.

<exodus> When i'm 18, i'm gonna d/l sooo much porn

<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to
us about the local college and the programs they offer.
<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they
want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a
Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO !