<Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a
check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket
and tried to 'write' with it.
<Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer
with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great...
some asshole's got my pen."
<MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!