<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o
<Dami> And I am one of them. XD
<Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000
<Fuyutski> =o
<Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was
prison, they'd be our BITCH.

<MrCoffee> my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard and
there like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, lets trade
some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard

<Dokstarr> can anyone think of a good way to appeal and
indecent exposure charge.. i can't believe people would
actually cite me for that :(
<Zanza> dokstarr: how indecent?
<Xagemo> Dokstarr, say that your clothes had been soaked in
some kind of acid
<Dokstarr> i only mooned people from a car windown.. and then
at a toll booth mooned people fot a while
<Dokstarr> sunroof
<Zanza> can't think of an excuse for that
<Krinos> of course you run the risk of people chucking stuff
at your naket arse
<Dokstarr> who knew a cop would be waiting a mile down because
people called and complained
<Xagemo> Dokstarr, i think you are screwed
<Dokstarr> dont 136 people have better things to do than call
the cops
<Dokstarr> krinos they loved my "arse" they probably took some
snapshots
<Krinos> people who love an arse don't call the cops -_-
<Aoshi> lol.
<Dokstarr> when the cop stopped me i thought maybe only 1 or 2
called.. .but 136 they need a life
<Zanza> 136 people?
<Dokstarr> yeah i did all the way down the highway.. then at
the toll booth.. and then when there was a traffic jam
<Dokstarr> well i am off... gotta think of some sort of plea
bargain or something to get it off my record...

vince: i just emailed the hotmail staff that i wasnt able to
open and read any emails
vince: my email: i have a problem, i cant open or read any
emails
vince: they answered: yes you can

* Joins: kcar181-
<kcar181-> baah
<kcar181-> My HDD drive is dead
<@matt1frek> dead?
<kcar181-> dead
<kcar181-> like the bios says "Where the fuck did your HDD go?
"

ArgosBM : hell, i think i modong protty good for typihg whting
my eyes closed
ArgosBM : ...or not...

<Vile> I saw the most hilarious billboard today. All white,
with black letters. '"Invite me back to school." - God.'
<Vile> A being that can create a sunset must communicate with
us by way of our BILLBOARDS! <Vile> *Driving, glances up at
one such board* "Jerry. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife.

<Cold_Fyre> back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin
<fReAkEr> is she hot?
<Cold_Fyre> She's 8...
<Cold_Fyre> O.o
<fReAkEr> I didnt ask her age...

< euronium> i never understood the concept behind flavor
colored condoms
< Skarack_> do you suck dick?

<Mr_Nutty> once in a west texas town of el paso
<Mr_Nutty> I fell in love with a mexican girl
<Fina> It didn't stop her from charging you, though

<mindstorms> windows asked me to put in a new password, and i
put in penis.
<mindstorms> and it told me to come up with a new fucking
joke.

<Eiko> CyberSitter: The Virus you can BUY!

<Drag> Hi Melvin
<Drag> How's it hanging?
<Melvin> From hooks in the ceiling.

<Koban> "Coke"®, "Coca-Cola"®, "The Real Thing"©, "Always"©,
"It"©, "Christmas"©, "Summer"©, "The Olympics"© and most other
words are owned by the Coca-Cola® Corporation.

<DoCa-Cola> ALL rap is bullshit
<DoCa-Cola> all it is is "fuck that nigger, he fucked my
woman, fuck that woman, she fucked my nigga"

<Andoryuu> I KICK YOU AND EAT YOUR BACON.
<BuruusuEXE> I have no bacon.
<Andoryuu> Well...
<Andoryuu> I KICK YOU

Montehall: eh 9 inches less and I would have a scar
TwitchOSX: lol
TwitchOSX: uh huh
HomeBrewR: 9" less and you'd have a 7" deep pussy

<syberghost> Ok, it's clear that I'm losing my mind; I had the
TV muted so it wouldn't interrupt our conversation.

cwelks: I found out that if you are out of dishwashing
detergent, that you shouldnt replace it in the dishwasher with
Tide.
cwelks: Bubbles all over the kitchen
jmmoxey: HAHAHAHA
cwelks: Not my brightest moment

<homenerd> How many surrealists does it take to change a
lightbulb?
<homenerd> Fish

expyro: I loved setting those things that came in the packages
on fire. THey would ignite, then explode. Then on exploded in
my hair. It wasnt funny anymore

<Thiefmaster> Fucking hell man
<Pegster> what?
<Thiefmaster> my brother just blew a mouse up in the microwave
<Thiefmaster> he thought he could warm up his mouse for
feeding the snake
<Thiefmaster> iam glad stupidty passed to the youngest in the
family
<Thiefmaster> godamm the whole house smells like death mouse

<FeLisha`> Im not a barbie girl, and I dont listen to any of
the music they do, but I still don't like being made fun of.
<FeLisha`> They always put me down, I have like a negative
amount of self esteem right now.
<endoskelet0n> guess what
<FeLisha`> What
<endoskelet0n> fuck them.
<FeLisha`> You dont think ive tried
<endoskelet0n> lol
<FeLisha`> wait
<FeLisha`> ...that sounded bad

<kiwibonga> oh fuck
<kiwibonga> it's 5:45AM
<kiwibonga> you'd think I would have noticed since it's
written next to every fucking line in this window

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL>  "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear
licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her
oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her
festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

Alex: what do i click on 2 d/l it
giorgio: didnt i just give you the direct link?
Alex: yea u did but want part on it do i click to start the d/
l
Alex: Download via CNet  dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release
10.1?
giorgio: Normally DOWNLOAD means it DOWNLOADS the fucking file
Alex: i dont see anythign that says it
Alex: the page is still kinda loading
Alex: does it come up under the picture?
giorgio: what... are you talking... about
giorgio: click download and wait
Alex: theres a little picture
giorgio: what .. picture?
giorgio: ok my friend told me what to do next
giorgio: you right click on your C drive, or your local drive,
and then click format
Alex: right under the black heading dBpowerAMP Music Converter
(dMC)
giorgio: you shouldnt be on the computer
giorgio: JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK
Alex: dude
Alex: i opened the link
giorgio: and then!?
Alex: i just dont know where to go next
giorgio: are you at download.com now?
Alex: i need directions
Alex: im at the LINK!
giorgio: RIGHT
giorgio: and what do you see?
Alex: that u sent me!
giorgio: you're still at the one i sent!??D?Sgfoih3597gh3
Alex: i see a heading called dBpowerAMP Music Converter (dMC) 
Alex: theres alittle picture right under it
giorgio: you told me yourself you saw the link "download blah
blah"
Alex: i said there somethign called Download via CNet 
dBpowerAMP Music Converter Release 10.1
Alex: is that what i click to d/l it?
giorgio: are you kidding?
giorgio: it SAYS "download"
giorgio: what ELSE would you click!?GFryf93654j542
giorgio: u642u64
giorgio: 43houtwwytrw
giorgio: hyteu3643
Alex: well there was so many options
giorgio: but it was the only fucking "download" optioN!

<incoherent>:I AM not giving steam my fucking credit card.
<Adopted>: can I have it?
<incoherent>  Yah sure, you seem more secure then STEAM....
<KellyX>: LOL ouch....

<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and
jerking off so to speak
<Maddawy> and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the
pr0n?
<cerebrus> jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is
jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD
<Maddawy> whatever...
<greeny> see this hypothetical scenario happened to me...
<Maddawy> lol.. wat did u do?
<greeny> as the matter of fact i did neither..
<greeny> see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just
ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom
apologeticaly
<Maddawy> LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<greeny> yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on
campus now...

<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep.
<Zardoz> I got fucking TWO of them for my 21st.
<Zardoz> wtf.
<Zardoz> from DIFFERENT PEOPLE !

<Brynneh|w3rk> im doing my girlfriend all weekend
<Brynneh|w3rk> lol whoops
<Penfold> doesnt stop
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff
<Brynneh|w3rk> *doing stuff with
<Cavey> I shall mention that quote to her when I next se her
<Brynneh|w3rk> that was the mother of all typos

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<StarFreeze> What goes up must come down. You're gonna run out
of Viagra soon enough.
<Kelle> I came in here at the WRONG time..

CREdragon) it takes a man very comfortable in his
heterosexuallity to have sex with another man
CREdragon) ... wait that came out wrong
~SS) ..
~SS) You have been bashed.

<@FirebirdGM> What a gayass question. This is on my Chemistry
Homework.
<@FirebirdGM> 'If x = 4, What is x equal to?'
<Trispectz> LOL
<@FirebirdGM> How the hell does that relate to HydroCarbons.
That isn't even a real question.
<@FirebirdGM> Damn stoner teacher.

<InvisibleCaper> anyway, if youll excuse me, i have to kill
myself
<InvisibleCaper> i unintentionally gave myself the image of
rosie odonnel frisking herself

<Tonitrus> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.

* nekogirl knits
* Ryft watches her knit
<nekogirl> crap!
<nekogirl> my yarn just ended!
<Ryft> And you didn't see that coming?
<nekogirl> no!

<Ryft> I made some brownies... want one?
<bnyfoofoo> you baked?
<Ryft> No, are you?

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<RamsusXIII> lol foodus
<RamsusXIII> err
<RamsusXIII> doofus

<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called
yesterday with the following conversation taking place
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my
laptop. It's under warranty."
<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?"
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the
pool."

<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isn't even a word to describe how
much sex I have not had.

[suxbad] scott
[suxbad] im coming to visit asheville soon
[@teki] oh god
[@teki] maybe we not get arrested this time

<narcotiKz> sent: could be his blinker pistons
<narcotiKz> i heard the blinker master cylinder goes bad on
those things
<narcotiKz> i think factory did a recall
<taig3R> where do blinker pistons go and how much they cost?

<Malevolyn> last night i was at chili's and i got a big
sandwich that had a big knife. so i went to cut my sandwich
and started chanting 'knife knife knife knife'
<Malevolyn> and the waitress came by and took my knife...

<taig3R> so blinker fluid comes out the transmission?

[+Elkrider] Goat, my name's on the JW blacklist for well over
10 years now.
[+Elkrider] Almost 15, I think.
[+Elkrider] One day they rang at my door. Two women, one about
50 and ugly, the other one around 20 and very pleasant to look
at.
[+Elkrider] When they started to talk, I interrupted and said
the following, immortal words....
[+Elkrider] "Hold a minute. Before we keep talking, the young
one will come in and give me a blowjob. If it's good, we can
talk. Agreed?"
[+Elkrider] Perfect win-win situation.
[+Elkrider] Either they piss off or I get a blowjob.

<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to
give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google

<surreal> i've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't
get my girlfriend to go swimming

<Soulcleaver> Once me, my dad, and some of his employees were
having a racist joke contest, but midway through we remembered
we were still in Wendy's.

<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz> :D
<@Lego> :D
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
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