Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass
<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya 
<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...

(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl
dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it
at an early age

IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she
said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and
she said i'm saving it for when i get married"

n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce

[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to
taste it.

<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in
an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on
clothing?

<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it
returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.
<acestus> What a sick job.
<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as
the sendmail admin?"
<acestus> "qmail."

<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly
too." -my cs professor

<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit
<gabe> maybe in alabama.

<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep
with your cow?

<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's
inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting
frustratingly more frequent.
<harb> Defect : Haha.
<harb> I hate that.
<harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.
<harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.
<Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out
to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if
you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it."

<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so
which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff
ratio?

<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of
necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with
the inscription "For a good time, dig"

(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex
that smells like ass

<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still
let me touch them sometimes
<Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and
stuff

<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if
you timed it really well.

<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows?

<YehhNO> how i download irc?

<iMike> i think english transcends spelling
<DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d

<Seros> fuck
<Seros> we were at 7-11
<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the
meaning of this.. wtf?"
<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization.  >:O

(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's
bathroom :P

<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in
this world at all
<hypr> as if your elitest bs opinion matter, or means anything
in this world at all
<hypr> ;P
<ground0-> actually it does
<hypr> and how is that
<ground0-> highschool/college graduate/registered voter/
licensed driver

<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means

<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i
been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same

<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber
but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is
the problem?

<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a
minimal octal instead of puging the cache

<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont
have a lot of pizza
stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?
<Prae> to make an observation like that
<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs

<lusta> im doin' route now, heh
<Pneuma> wyze1
<Pneuma> isn't it weird
<Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"

<kidjess> If you cause me problems
<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?
<kidjess> I will chop your penis off
<tress> oh my
<kidjess> and mail it to bob
<tress> oh oh oh my
<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents

<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year
<tgpretend>     vet. Paul Maritz resigns.
<tgpretend> how can he be an m$ veterna if he's only 14?

<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch

<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL
<pac> IN MY SCHOOL
<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC
<pac> AND HE STOOD UP
<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN

<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and
they fed him like
a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his
pizza and then in
the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to
the hospital

<skatoni> will some one please help
<`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
<skatoni> how?
<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni
[ppp012.rosenet.net]:
Connection reset by peer)

<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!
<Prae> <Prae> wanna present?
<Prae> <mmp> yes
<Prae> I m ping flooding him

<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir
shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(

<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb

<ryan> I think I m going to feed my dog viagra and leave
him home alone with my sister.

<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?
<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO

<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as
persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no
arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd
pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex

<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum
<Prae> and im all outta gum

<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really 
hack in the UK?

<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL
<trigg`> what exploit?
<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT
<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?
<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO
LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!
<trigg`> uh ok

<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried
www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these
files and shit

<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by
the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity

<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston
<zuez> and fuck him with my shaved carrot

<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of
mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like
7 months ago, it sucked.

<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the
chatserver(s) all the time.

<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL

<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open