<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib
dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all
day ircing... i should sue Khaled

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will
follow you home for free

<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it
but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then
theyre dead

<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024

*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has
joined #gamedev
<blahblahb> !list
*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has
left #gamedev
<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing

<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate
Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and
drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again

<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke
and addicted to nicotine....im FINE

<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it

<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first
job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money

<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :|

* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie
<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the
eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine
products which my puppy distributed around the house.
<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<
<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.
<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.
<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really
be sure?

<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin

<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at
masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be fucking
a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand
at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation
skills.

<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there
invading russia

<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically
engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets
sweeter when she gets exited

<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something
like this
<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of
thanksgiving
<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world
for one day
<myhero> that's what I did today
<myhero> it felt great
<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday
<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day
<myhero> yeah maybe
<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a
little bit harder to hate people
<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday
<myhero> hate people a little bit more

<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face.

(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats
celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and
hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a
burger out of a big mac.
(cooey) i should learn from my cat.

<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in
a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
<@v9> like the empire state building

<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now
<BlackDeth> taking a crap
<myhero> :L
<BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation
<BlackDeth> brb wiping
*** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping'
<SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong
<SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh
fucking bathroom
<SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking
<ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/
<BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch
<BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the
toilet
<BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details

<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat
you
<intra> like a vaginal itching?
<goh> intra: yes
<intra> just get some vagasil

<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1
finger instead of a ring.

(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are
a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and
tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(

<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian
<HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france
share one bar of soap a year.

(`zero)                    ,__      FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero)                    |  `'.       /  BECAUSE WE DON'T
HAVE
(`zero) __           |`-._/_.:---`-.._ /     TO STOP TO
BREATHE
(`zero) ='.       _/..--'`__         `'-._
(`zero)  - '-.--"`      ===        /   o  `',
(`zero)   )= (                 .--_ |       _.'   (HURF DUH
GILLS)
(`zero)  /_=.'-._             {=_-_ |   .--`-.
(`zero) /_.'    ``'-._        '-=       _.'
(`zero)     jgs  )  _.-'`'-..       _..-'`
(`zero)         /_.'        `/";';`|
(`zero)                      ` .'/

<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before
christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE
TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'
<McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything
<McMoo> she was pissed.

<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas

<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett
<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.

<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted
himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit
<DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit?
<TasmBoy> I can't remember
<DAL9000> At least he remembers.
<TasmBoy> you got a point there

<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
<Dregan> With a spelling change.
<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.

(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres
no point in even being alive

<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and
mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes

(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could
sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection
(rageboy) and im in windows right now

(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation
(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad
(rageboy) you are having a house party..
(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying
(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your
bathroom sink
(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?
(vrs) is he a good friend
(vrs) ?
(rageboy) yeah
(vrs) do you like the girl?
(rageboy) no no..
(rageboy) i was the one fucking

<wild> i'm black from the waist down
<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and
doesn't work ??

(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself,
tar.gz itself
(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.
(moimau) so sit down.

<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other
day, until the cops came and took him away

* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use
it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when
you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing

<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from
energy producers this year

<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though

<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game
declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P

<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont
meet a log

<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha

(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the
teacher's fish, if you know what I mean

<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we
have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less
than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it

(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop
on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't
sure if it had frozen or not D;

<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's
working

<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations,
you are less of an idiot now."
<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian"
attached to an asterisk or something too?
<Morbii> :P