<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world
writable
<rwxr-xr-x> ridable

<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a
culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin"
and becoming fly by having a dope ride.

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<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops
for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to
just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or
not
<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend
up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer
consultant
<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like,
"Oh, some webserver"
<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he
should use another server, and how the server he's using
sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things,
lmao
<@splurge> HAHAHA
<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or
computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play
around in my spare time"
<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the
backyard
<@Bojangle> Me too

<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet?
<Lucid`> iec - cuz i missed yer cheek....

<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless
it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should
know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting
proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard
cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_> :)
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is
somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as
presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.  An
exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some
catches.

<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it,
they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your
penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks
like when they have you bent over?

<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches
and plays

<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will
NEVER see

<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes
gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose
anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part....
SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks

<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks

<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.
<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.
<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!
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<Phuser> damn
* Phuser throws his hands in the air
<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham
will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats
climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"

<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot.

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<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
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<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee

<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock

<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club

<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two
packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get
done.

<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes

<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick

<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is
being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see
YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?

<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad,
i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last
year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x

<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate
milk, if the DNA was just right

<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today
<A|exander> you just did.
<firebrand> fuck you ;)

<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at
lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird
spelling.

<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt
controlled by a rat in a wheel

<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex',
jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"

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<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of
cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont
know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home

<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely
trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it
up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry"

<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died.
<Kaff> he died of lung cancer.
<Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will
kill you in mysterious ways.
<Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said
that he'd had too many fags.
<Kaff> haha

<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in
my hands...

<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz
P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a
v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind
you *P

<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it

<herman> its easy as abxc

<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a
woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland

<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing

<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all

<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working
fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an
interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired
you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly

* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of
traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect

<HrdwrBoB> alchohol
<HrdwrBoB> is
<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz
<Fryboy>   er
<Fryboy>   thought that was necter
<HrdwrBoB> nah
<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags

<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root
that
<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)
<lsd> hehe
<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P
<Fryboy> hehe
<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"
<lsd> lol
<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR
stepbrother
<Fryboy> O_O
<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running
SCO
<zeitgeist> lol

<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :)
<lsd> hehehe
<lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'?
<lsd> nananananananana
<lsd> SCOMAN!
<zeitgeist> lol
<lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole!
<zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!

<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a
fist full of pardons

<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has
masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right

<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a
thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more
conventional foods

<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself

<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly
sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of
christmas money and bad driving

<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist
torque and overall sack horsepower

<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i
have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass
fuck me!