<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny
tonight though

<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each
other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers
wife the same after that

<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and
loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party

<AshiFoo> I just need a life now
<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection

*** Double0 has quit IRC (Penguins are Fat, Slow, and Dumb,...
Windows are Rigid, Fragile, and Breakable .)
<Pingu> Hey!
<Pingu> Im a penguin!

<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh?
<Domino> guess so...
<Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to
see if my rating has gone up

<fiXie> me have black eye :(
<ArioZ`> from whats?
<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course

<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool
acomplish?
<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it

<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt
anything from pron, that'd be it

<Kisa> Don&#8217;t laugh, but every once in a while I try to
check if I by any chance have superpowers.  For some reason I
always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it
with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like
that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid.

<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow

<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now

<alisia> I'm fat
<dave> you're not fat you fat ass

<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!

<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses

<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people
to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite
rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see
which would win

<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day
<@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D
<@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.

<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.

<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with
a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously
combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks

<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you
make it home, your a fuckin legend

<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis

<Lord-Data> even tho im a fat guy, i dont want a fat chick ..
been there .. done that .. and no offence to her coz shes a
great person .. but .. id rather not again :)
<OutLore> hehe
<OutLore> agreed
<bytraper> hahahaha
<bytraper> like rocking a car on the edge of a cliff
<OutLore> 3 votes, the motion is hereby passed

<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I
think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried
that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of
weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...

<bytraper> being spoiled like I am you get sick of it and you
get urges to go to the fridge to get your own beer... but then
you sit a while longer  and the urge goes away so you call her
to bring you beer

<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile
tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away
:)

<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!

<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot
pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took
of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her

( Comatose  ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino     ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose  ) but its not as crunchy as crayons

( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne-   ) fmita?
( Khorne-   ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne-   ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy     ) you say it that often you need an acronym for
it?

( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give
nice hand jobs"

( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your
health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school

( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet
( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read
two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is
( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going
to get me laid tonight
( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid
( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n

( Lev       ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE
LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a
billion microsoft blue-screens

( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev       ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from
turning and fall down

( Fuzzy     ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev       ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev       ) how peculiar
( Teddy     ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy     ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev       ) wouldn't you lick to find out

[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate
some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting
fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and
snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a
scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips
in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on
in the other :(((

( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld
stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at
each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit

( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start
bargining
( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Lev       ) but you ddr like a motherfucker

( Lev       ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate
from McDOnalds!
( Lev       ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev       ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!

( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off...
it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me
where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all
this clear shit came out

<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon
or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are
the one who  return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what
daemon is..thak you

<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies

<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm
hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the
bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in
front of the computer

<Jay> how do u spell nebour
<nc> neighbour
<nc> haha
<Jay> kthx
<Jay> how do u spell ritch
<nc> rich u moron
<DX> rofl
<Jay> well
<DX> u dum cunt jay
<Jay> so what if i cant spell
<Jay> i type it in spell check
<Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no
suggestions
<nc> MS never reckoned on Jay

<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to
keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have
sex again
<TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power
(High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file

<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just
for the sake of sticking good E up my ass

<yunicus> god has so many stalkers

<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!!

<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces