<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
              <Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless
              it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should
              know.
              <Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting
              proposition.
              * volsung_ perks up.
              <Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard
              cock.'
              * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
              <volsung_> :)
              <Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is
              somewhat limited.
              <volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as
              presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
              <Paradox> I'm not sure.
              <volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand.  An
              exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
              <Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some
              catches.