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#7636
Score: 371
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the
servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys
would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I
would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game
went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the
bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people
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#7635
Score: 73
<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way.
Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't
care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and
some people would like to really play this game the way its
meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane
amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster
than those stupid orcs
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#7630
Score: 1281
<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread
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#7627
Score: 816
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
* ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil
<Ratty`> ergh
<Ratty`> it's all sticky
<ToRMeNTeD> you told me to
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#7623
Score: 253
<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of
"getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder*
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#7620
Score: 487
<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining
survivors to free
"compensation camps"
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#7619
Score: 376
<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..
<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be?
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#7612
Score: 595
<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork
bork!"
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#7610
Score: 219
<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh
wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably
in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride
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#7609
Score: 173
<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking
to yourself.
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#7607
Score: 284
<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my
loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are
genuinely worth doing involve my dick.
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#7606
Score: 369
<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter?
<_p> no, my family hates god.
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#7604
Score: 525
<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes
says to me
<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd
ebay"
<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution
rings
<pagan> LOL
<CellY> he just siad have a nice day
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#7601
Score: 91
<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski
<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I
mean, out of 500 squares
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#7600
Score: 652
<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are
fucking nice
<Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing
<bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking
nice
* Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together
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#7598
Score: 101
<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44
degrees
<Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the
operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs
corneas melted down her face
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#7591
Score: 320
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys
cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am
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#7590
Score: 1236
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD
MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF
FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING
BLOOD
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#7588
Score: 244
<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid
<human> then marry this kid to enya
<human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30
<human> then you'll get some nice tunes
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#7587
Score: 53
*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?
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#7586
Score: 313
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after
losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab
through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit
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#7578
Score: 255
*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do
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#7577
Score: 61
<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I
am writing a best seller!
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#7576
Score: 258
<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt
men
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#7572
Score: 39
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...
<foop> like white people can tell the difference
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#7571
Score: 576
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up
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#7570
Score: 86
<foop> shower --hot --wet &
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#7569
Score: 49
<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
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#7568
Score: 220
<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations
<sneak> i'm talking about apache
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#7565
Score: 323
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find
any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared
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#7564
Score: 347
<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file
descriptor
<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
<foop> that ain't good
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#7559
Score: 409
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often
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#7558
Score: 194
<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to
sleep
<thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
<FlagshipX> hmm
<thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but
damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)
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#7557
Score: 183
[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale...
[NissanKin] $20k
[NissanKin] R30
[NissanKin] fastest in Oz
[Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest
production car ever produced in the unierse.
[NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels
[Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer.
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#7556
Score: 178
<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent
documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
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#7555
Score: 37
[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it
earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a
diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise",
it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow,
structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling
you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in
it.
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#7554
Score: 29
[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep
horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils
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#7553
Score: 153
[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo.
Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep.
Either way. Snoozes from me.
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#7552
Score: 45
[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up
nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap
around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick
instead of me having to show them all the time
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#7549
Score: 1175
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke
out
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#7547
Score: 286
[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his
ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
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#7545
Score: 247
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek
marathons on tonight.
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#7544
Score: 182
< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and
you "worship" it with a broom handle.
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#7543
Score: 91
< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know
WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address
bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something.
:)
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#7542
Score: 17
< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag
on cum club at yahoo?
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#7541
Score: 218
< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
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#7540
Score: 260
< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my
ass... it's starting to affect my typing
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#7539
Score: 735
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the
'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
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#7536
Score: 73
<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation
if you want
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#7535
Score: 257
<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say
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