<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock

<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they
got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be
19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain.

<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english

<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?

<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for
entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren

<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife
is hot, hang on while i have a wank

* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make
themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you
aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide

<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?

<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all
guys are bi.
<JtHMx> *shrug* find out
<BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want
chicks to be bi'
<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi

cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I
found was a bunch of queers

<`Trivia`>  kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with?
<`Trivia`>  1st Hint: *******   Question Value : 4 Points
*** Joins: StupidFsh
<oregvphf> attitude
<JtHMx> Penises
<oregvphf> ;)
<`Trivia`>  YES, JtHMx!!!  got the answer ->  Penises <-  in 
11.697  secs, and gets  4  Points
<`Trivia`> JtHMx has won  2  in a row!! Total Points this
WEEK:  10  & this MONTH:  10
<JtHMx> what?!?!
<oregvphf> HAHAHA
<JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING
<JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME
* oregvphf falls over

<justin> we found a burger king with internet access
<slash> "free with any purchase"
<slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or
something
<justin> haha
<slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with
those?"

<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!
<DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday
<Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P

* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog
* delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel
<+sabeel> is google working ...?
<+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded
<+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/
oct00/0006.html
<+O_6> ^^
...
<+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded
<+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected
response headers. This probably means that there were no
matches to your query.
<@violus> huhuh
<+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard
<@violus> owned.

<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a
retard
<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
<Reaver_Reload> Yes.
<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.

<DTOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall
and look like ewoks
<DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed
like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only
knows what language "yap yap ching chang"
<DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of
Endor and worship C3PO

<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight
<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow

<alexei^se> I need a new hd
<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!
<xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40
<xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra
space for all them mpeg files
<xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man
<xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do

*** Adee is now known as Elvis
<Elvis> Ah huh huh..
<Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :)
<Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet...
*** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Electric> It worked!

(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend?
(+de-v1): baseball?
(+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay
(+de-v1): now i know for sure
(+de-v1): :P
(@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo
(+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in
speedos are trying to grab balls

<below> i'm going to kill my roommate.
<Aven> Kill kill kill
<below> he's going to die for this one
<Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE!
<below> you are?
<below> wtf?!
<below> how many fingers am i holding up?
<Aven> 2
<Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god.
<below> yes.
* Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.

<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool
tiles in the dark.
<max> That
<max> Of course they have the right idea.  Cat's are perfect.
<max> Or so they like to believe :)
<okoshun> The *are* perfect.  ;)
<max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk
yesterday?
<max> You know how I have a corner desk?
<okoshun> A gravitational flaw.
<max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up
<max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in
the corner between the two segments
<max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down
<okoshun> max: He did that on purpose.
<max> It was funny as hell.
<okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh.
<max> he looked mortified.  He left shortly after.
<okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. 
;)

<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia
tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of
leet

<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around

<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having
every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME
PAPER!" simultaneously

<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.
<DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail
password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question
so I can resurrect his account.
<DotSPF> what a prick
<DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'
<DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap
iMac

<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!
<c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather
be on bed right now
* gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised
nations
<gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm
and fuzzy feeling inside... :)

<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60
(9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol

<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous

<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)

<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay
midnight and take a walk around the blok
<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man
<vas-assignment> bullshit
<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary
<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert
<KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me

<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every
KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to
install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have..
what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files

<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life,
and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.

<Joe_> gheybot, life?
<gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace
w/ a wyse terminal

<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
<Soulflame> fdisk

<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3
hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.

<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't
get it up". Do I dare enter?
<Naivete> NO
<r0gue> go for it
<Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish

* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no
balls!  I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one
without balls!  I want a refund and balls~"
Simplicity> They're actually attachments...
Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...
Natasha> What MIME type?

<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)

<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!

<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?
<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS
SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!
"
<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies!
<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie
fisting
<CrashCat> oh yeah

<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING.
<Kiler> rofl
*** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou
*** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou

<Vertinox> idiocy is relative
<Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else
<Vertinox> everyone has some one superior
<Vertinox> in some way
<Joe_> What about the guy who is the best?
<Joe_> Who is his superior?
<PyroRaven> That would be me

<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor
white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash
now?)

<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux
documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of
kY..."

<Bieeardo> GURPS!
<Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore!

<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron

<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer.
<Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.

*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
<Jerub> BBS?
<Jerub> as in dialup?
<Jerub> whats the number?
<Jerub> is it subscription?
<Jerub> got a large file section?
<Jerub> is it on fidonet?
<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon

* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping
back doors ...
<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ...
* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ...
<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)