<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times
ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in
jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.

<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute
some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom
environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit
yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is
moving!" happy? O_o

<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome
ass

<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then

<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question
today.
<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while
masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst
experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."
<Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.
<Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.

<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.

<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing
truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all
of us to jack of right there in front of them.
<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
<Hitokoei> For $30 each.
<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off
funny.

<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian

<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!"
"Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda
sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"

<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until
she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.

<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something
<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?
<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games
<a> games being interactive porn
<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the
"joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person
shooter"
<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.

knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between
StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World
Cup?

<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok  LOL
LOL LOL
LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!?  HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> LOL
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it

<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the
youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not
make you a
'proponent'
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and
all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an
internet
cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really

<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with
"Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> ...
<ac> not a good thing

<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY
<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME
<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER

<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ
the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.

<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a
fudgepacker is
<Log> I do, Zack
<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o
<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log
<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY
* Offline pounds his head on his desk

* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in
preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in
what you have to say.  Leave my cubicle at your soonest
convenience."

<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I
remembered what that meant

<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?

<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think

<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior
being, I walk into a door

<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when
played live?
<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!

<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit?
<frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing
for a bit

Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a
sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm
somewhere around here

<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent
homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you

<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a
sock and stuff ? :\

<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT
LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm
not quite sure...

<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?

<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account

<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the
dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea,
but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly
from there.

marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example ..
that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a
window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?

<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to
suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!

<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional
sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job

<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this
hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten
fingers. go figure it out.

(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english?

(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I
wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed
it, cause it won't foam

*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate
long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they
mean.)

<xTaVx> im bored
<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored
<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign
<xTaVx> brb

<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
<Grinderwald> :D

* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked
up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over
it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my
bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.

* fo0bar has silverware now
<jk> is that a new kind of heatsink?
<jk> :D
<fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport
system
<jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food.
<jwz> it's more of a food shim.
<fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for
awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal
equipment...  I've had to use the plastic replicas
<fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a
requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's
atmosphere

<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a
sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date?

<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net.
Something below $300.
<BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a
telephone jack for the internet.

<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine
whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.

<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and
make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into
sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had
to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his
cock.

<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.