<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some
chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do
x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for

<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike
today
<Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet
<undrewb> aww thats nice
<undrewb> uh
<undrewb> thats not cuddling
<Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword
<Tippytoes> oh well
<undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA
<Tippytoes> piglet's happy
<Tippytoes> he's smiling
<jamesn> piglet is a bitch
<Tippytoes> or it could be a wince

<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very
inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all
retards can achieve the impossible :)

<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder
<undrewb> heh
<jamesn> *laugh*
<jamesn> your going for upper management jobs?
<MMouse> of course ;)
<jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:)
<MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper
management

<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.

<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron?
<Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose.
<sisko> suppose so.
<Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr"
<sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated
<Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me.
<Kaff> he's seen me naked.

<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean
<Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house
done...
<cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never
shower?

<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL"

<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas
<cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it
professionals

<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking
for a root. Fact.
<Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation
<drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave
<drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can
tolerate you
<Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none
<thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd
probably pass as funny
* Medrawt relies on pheremones
<drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably
pass as human

<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...
<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think
your better off alone?"

<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos
were candy
<buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them?
<DjShoryu> no, hes an artist
<DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it

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<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner
bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid
<Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed

<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of
december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives

<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay?
<Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay
keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual

<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here?
<Phuser> you are dude

<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your
computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer,
"disinfecting it"

<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms.

<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/
<Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(
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«@Aquavette2k1» whats it take for a man to get some nude hot
teacher porn

<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its
entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a
festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able
to interact with it

<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool

<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this---->
<Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's
on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.

<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE
WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS'
<jebs> but he said moments

<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and
she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the
night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when
he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached
to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the
sink to get scissors
<taylah> what
<taylah> okay
<taylah> im confused
<nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before
<f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the
night
<nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass
before
<taylah> haha oh
<taylah> my
<f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks
<`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a
long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time
<taylah> god
<PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh?
<aem`key> f48u10n7 lol
<aem`key> :)
<nimh> right out
<nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out
<nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it
<nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault."
<nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!"
<nimh> and ran away screaming
<f48u10n7> yikes
<f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey
shooting webs from his ass

<iora> i steal no hearts.
<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.

<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's
looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already

<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me
being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being
killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my
new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC

<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!
<Spamalope> What species?

<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance
relationship must be no more than 5" away.

<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl
to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly.

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<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude

<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE
KEYBOARD after that comment

<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to
by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)

<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi
ownz me
<Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ?
<Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON
<Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT

<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings
<Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT?
<Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME?
<Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?

<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M,
cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women,
children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc.
<Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned

<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot)

<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE
FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE
talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO
FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU
ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."

<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem
Slick_Wil?

* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
<Valvados> HEY
<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS

<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most
mentioned URL in this channel

<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall
asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO
TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH

<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?

<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
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Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore
sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #
ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally
anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores
sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))

<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex
<Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.

<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much
more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence
:D

<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible
turd?
<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.