<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/
nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm
<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !
<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!

* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net
*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net)

<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker
<mystican> no you're not
<mystican> you're a farmer
<mystican> theres a difference

<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like
elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i
cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that
elton john back there? can you play us a song?"

<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the
door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it

<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)
<Anselmo> pfft
<Anselmo> Learn a real language
<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic

<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal

<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them
all

*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes,
like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay

<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism

<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to
fine cuisine

<mmm> i'm single and stuff
<Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an
american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get
mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an
accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague
about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.

Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're
feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never
see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends

<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely
e-bullshitted out

<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong
with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo
doll.

<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas?
<MMouse> tru64 at the moment
<MMouse> with oracle
<jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under

<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one
of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it
home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the
weasel".

<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a
last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial
wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :)

<toNe> Nall is like an xbox
<Nall> thank you
<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!
<Soopa> good graphics though...
<Soopa> and easy to develop for...
<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features
<Soopa> and will be dead in a year
<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it
<Nall> who will die

<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt
have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes

<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message
to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'

<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it

<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to
avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be
from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME

<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/
<c-rOCK> THEN DONT
<c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB
<c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM
<c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON

<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its
warmth

<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like
having a goose that lays the golden egg

<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.

<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!

<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists

<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up
<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my
digicam

<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause
<litigator> roofies only as a last resort

<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i
cut out her vagina. then i ate it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now
she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were
drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said

<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!

<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public
toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME
BUM!"

<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet
technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being
released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in
my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can
download porn faster.

<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/
images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large
corporations it seems

<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur
goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"

(¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000
bridges,
and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock
sucker.)

<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i
have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible

<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"

<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to
be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?

<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and
sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again

<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless
retard

<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS
obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3
2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who
lives in the woods

<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or
another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it

<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive

<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a
skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to