<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like
to think its effective

<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too
day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're
a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?

<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same
sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH

<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications
which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)

* zebra does the menstrual blood dance
<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.
<zebra> You should see them in person.
<zebra> It could be worse.
<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P
<Slvrchair> ew, no :P

<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia

<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells,
and no that isnt a racist comment either

<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the
fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)

<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies

<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY

<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness

<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone
<Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."

:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are
traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois

<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill
suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another
bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the
prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator

<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?

<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector
for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual

<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable
is?
<synec> 15ft?

<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?

* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg

<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk
in with my powerbook :)

<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today
<Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky...
<Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car
<Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your
objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's
blaring for like 1/4 mile
<Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the
road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know

<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?

<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know
whether I need a shit or a haircut

<aqela> YES!
ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level
<aqela> my linux came
<aqela> yes!
<[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?

<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped
replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her
attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have
stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"

<Shrap> What is pubes?

<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face

<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of
her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting
it in the fridge

<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass
fingered
<Balli> look at his face
<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger

<Balli> I know a few sluts like that
<BadMojo> yeah
<BadMojo> welcome to germ city
<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because
she spent to long on them
<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes
and a super-sized case of the clap, please"

<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team
<IH8Pants> So I joined band

<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes
<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded
<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations!  do not
stifle it's creativity

<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press
and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his
baggage that contained a training programme for fighters
wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on
the quake engine.

<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and
so on...

<D1> can't touch this.
<var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1

mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in
'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his
temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son
knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]
mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"

mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I
chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a
dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from
the shop with an Atari ST under his arm...

mike > What do they send you if you send those penis
enlargement companies some money?
mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at
home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever
it is.

<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the
pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was
completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in
my mouth.

<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)

*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an
excuse

<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think
ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie
is out in the parking lot somewhere

<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to shit

<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I
have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax
connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a
manual switch box?
<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
<neogeoMAN>  I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There's a dude next to me and
he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me
out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr
<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit

<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk
<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit
<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort
<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out
<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit?

<moira> Ibet  I could play my lungs like a harp if they
weren't stuck insdie my body

[Chocolate_Jihad]  ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad]  so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure]  you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad]  unfortunately

<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR