(Pixie_Pete): Care to join me in a little sven co-op?
* ssmmdd fires up Sven
(Dogsdinner): That's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing
ever said in #TPNGC.

(Gopher): my brother has bound F7 to say...
* Gopher wanks

(+AeroBob): Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal
sex..."
(@Pixie|3554Y): They're both given by grandad? :O
(+AeroBob): And, of course, both are best served hard.

<S-Kicker> brb, gotta feed the dog
<S-Kicker> sum 31337 K1BB13Z N B175

(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?"
(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?
* Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his
mother's present

<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album
<chrissyb0> i can see it now
<chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can
make a
webpage with any font

<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey
<herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards

<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top
<Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time
<jaguar> !quote
<jaguar> !add quote
<jaguar> how do u add!

<MissTika> how have you been?
<Sage> Good, good. And you?
<MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my "
best" friends but other then that heh
<Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.

<SporkPrez>  largo, whats it like being net-famous?
<asr> whats net-famous?
<largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of
having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of
the benefits.
<asr> like groupies?
<largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile
to get used to.
<SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia?
<largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant.

<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a
turd on a frozen pond.

<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to
college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would
not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store
managers.

<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would
drink it.
<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in
a matter of seconds...
<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...

<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> ok
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"

InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.
The Spunn: did it hurt?
InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.
InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.
The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.
InVerSeX: Exactly.
The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14"
scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.
InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to
get a stiffy.

<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial
<Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF"
<Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN
<orion> because that guy was in sandlot
<orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors
won't open for him

<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn
good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors
to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and
wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ...

<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks
like an anus." - Japanese proverb

(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and
my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"

<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY
PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off

<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing
a mickey mouse hat

<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D

<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small
cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags.

<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole

<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina
ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash

<Mae|str0m>
fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.

<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of
netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with
windbags from the east.

<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our
policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're
always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?

<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a
lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or
it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?

<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no
longer your friend.

<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets
high, especially on weed.

<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to
see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.

<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at
me.

<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one?

<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see
some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope

<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(

<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England,
etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT

<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his
nuts got twisted around each other.

Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my
Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back

<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES
emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS
DOES NOT GET OUT!

<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.

<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.

<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as
witty as oscar wilde

<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no

<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my
shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow
sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then
walked away.

<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on
my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie

<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building
where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was
one
<@Path> hahahah

<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I
can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a
game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.