tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR
jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD
USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I
PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"

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(Cyril) hello???
(Cyril) anyone here?
(karabasik) dont try
(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)
(Cyril) how do you know?
(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC
(Cyril) mIRC
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<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you
claim to be. well groomed ect.
<i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut

<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard
print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns
her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over
and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then
she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and
then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.

<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were
suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all
physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most
likely.

<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers,
Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four
CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind
up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years
to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...

* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant
to be free!

<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.
<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.

<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK
OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs
syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.

<Atom> im racist against leprachans
<Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a
bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT
GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!"
<Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky
charms"

<followme> I hate
<followme> bitchs
<followme> with a uq
<followme> less then mine

<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on
topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!

* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y]
has also done many clever things.
<jc> japh did "hello, world" once.  It was pretty awesome.
<japh> No one does "hello world" like I do.
<vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of
code.

<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in
the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.

<kipozo> Guess what I bought today....
<kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0

<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills
pop-ups.  Hypocrysy at it's finest.

<Fryboy>  A fast internet connection has more long term value.
Your typical 18
year old girl is good for about 1 night....then
either she gets
bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after
hearing "Like,
you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence.
<Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on
giving.

<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?
<pr0nfiend> why not
<pr0nfiend> mmm
<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls
<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW
<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about
"soiled" products

[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops
[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?
[20:48] <Cougar> there are
[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)

<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND
SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A
WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR
WAS IT FATE?!?!

<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME
<emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?
<emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?

<deevee> I love my new computer
<deevee> more than my gf

<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK,
bathroom"

<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot
that's sole job is to count the number of times the word
`beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and
announce it at the end of the day :-)

* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster
<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?

<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack?

<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg

<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day

<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be
talking AOL

<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks
<torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black
feelings pop out all the time.
<Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years
of anti-geek abuse
<Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill
asshole.

<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz
<knee> that'll be $8.00
<FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling
must be defective
<mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party
<mightyflo> hk bootlegs
<FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob
<FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx

<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of
nothing½!
<enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??

<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null
<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null
<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?
<Tricks> i think u do mate
<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing

<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128
Kbps. (0:05/2:07)
<blazemore> ah hear we go
<HKISA> YES!!!
<HKISA> wait
<HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place

<kt> i got my tongue pierced
<Eamon_the_goth17> really
<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls
in your mouth??

<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their
wwjd.  i mean, wtf?
<yapper> you mean wtfwjd!  lol!
<punkassjy> rtfb!

<Kinto> That totally sucked.
<Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it
flooded with water because we left the machine on ...
<Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the
mess. Our carpet is going to smell.
<Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL
COOL J.
* Kinto starts rapping.
<Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross.
<Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason
for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.

<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with
the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!
<LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge
of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a
few times.
<LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then
to Korean and back, we came up with:
* Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P
* Leliel also :P
<LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United
States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a
loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes
lower part it will be able to divide c."
<Suika|away> divide c!
<Suika|away> that's so moving

* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open
a cold one'

<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime?
<Mime> No, but I can kill people.
<Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon
your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.

<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR
ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S
E-MAIL SERVER.
<Saveth> Hmm.
<Saveth> Who wants a copy?
<jwbozzy> <--
<MrFalcon> <--
<res0> <--

<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help.

<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky

<jade> don't become one of them
<jade> geeks = evil
<jade> except as sex slaves.
*** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC
possible.)

<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of
photoshop on the net?
<Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs...
<Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me..

<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by
the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN
Passport"

<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
<slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
<Ice_raven> it is
<slash> okay, that's good.
<slash> no false advertising there!

<Tac0> FiZi
<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?
<FiZi2> What the fuck do you think

<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy
her friends?

(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal