* sarah13 is now known as sarah14
<ircbuddy> Happy e-Birthday.

<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get
it done... any help here?
<taleweaver> sure... what do you need?
<samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?
<taleweaver> george w. bush?

<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house,
I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag
around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make
current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents.
<Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have
lil "Inject Me" signs
<Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny
<Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck
(supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"

<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of?
<@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec
where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60
bucks Canadian!
<alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec
<Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you
blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice
too.
* Theta furiously takes notes.

<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each
other?

<c0rnflake> what the fuck
<c0rnflake> lol
<c0rnflake> dude
<c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip?
<c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ?
<madlib> www.dunno.com
<travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip
<c0rnflake> Im not on aol
<c0rnflake> lol
<travolta> you sure?

<hussain> we have a new domain
<hussain> fruitopia.net
<Arsenic> oh yeah?
<Arsenic> ghetto :/
<hussain> yeah.
<hussain> bah
<hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon
ùíù sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] has joined #
fruit
<sean_> hEh
<hussain> hahah
ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net]
(Remote host closed the connection)
ð hussain snickers
<Arsenic> Bastard.

<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air
* RichiH thinks he is seriously bored

<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor
<NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real
<NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare
their kids

<Crazy> hn
<MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?
<Crazy> fuck the shut up
<MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?
<MiGiSHu> *shudders*
<Crazy> shut up!!!!
<MiGiSHu> Ouch...

<mogismog> I hate people who come onto IRC and whine

<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for
GCN, and it's taken 5 years
<agapencs> that's true...but x-box will  have some really nice
titles in 2007

<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time
seems kinda pointless
<@BenKenobi>  cheese  i dunno.. microsoft makes millions
selling it every day

<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the
fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different
functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the
law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I
mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his
creation:
<dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all
ways. Now, I can rest."
<dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot]
<dranyam> "Oh my me."
<dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere."
<dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third
day ..shit."
<dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still
gives me a chuckle."
<dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give
humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it."
<dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."

<Al_Koholic> FPD?
<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.
<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?

<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face.  One man is with a
woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute.  Money is
exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man]
<Quad> Fur trader
<Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]
<Quad> Budweiser
<Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser

<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced
memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D
<matricks> yes
<Snobbenunge> what does it mean
<Snobbenunge> ?
<Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives
<matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null
before reading from it..
<Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?

<!Suicidal> Thats how stupid are government is

<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations
with hexbit.
<hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?
<pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I
prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not
just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor
weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks
<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while
waiting in line
<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can
<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me
<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"
<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"
<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory....
<Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.

<ZWeirdVT> how's life?
<BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in
cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do
you ask?

* Preachy gets out the guitar
<Ron> ?
<Ron> you play guitar? cool
<Ron> i play guitar too
<Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar

<@hakk> reboot
<@hakk> reinstall
<@hakk> ;P
-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk

[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna
hit
on the clerk
[00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass
[01:00] <enntee> off i go
[01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.

* tall-sew is a dog person
<eatenn> no, you're a fat fucking person

<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy
restaurant, i was
a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss
<enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles!
i made
bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the
toilet water,
but never had enough pee

<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers
<iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night?
<enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.

<enntee> man
<enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<angry> dude
<angry> you should have used protection.

<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing
programa
<j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains
unchanged.

<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a
lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.

<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on
your fucking computers!
<Morris> That'd suck
<Morris> But you're here also, so stfu.
<Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!

<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid.  When my friends wanted
to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up
<[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape
<ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too
<[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time?
<[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible.
<ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head
<[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous.  I mean, what
if you hit a bump or something?
<hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you
<hoe4damoney> its safer
<ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"

<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall
<Dillinger> wear a tower costume
<Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed
<Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman.
<Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and
then throw himself onto the ground
<Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH"
<Dillinger> and then fucking run.

<guugle> haha im gonna submit that to bash.org
<Phyresis> What does that one count as? LOL, I AM SUCH AN
INTERNET ADDICT?
<Masa> How about HAHAHA THIS TYPO MADE ME LOOK HOMOSEXUAL AND/
OR STUPID!
<Phyresis> "This real life situation is analogous to a
computer/internet situation!" "LOL U NERD"
<Masa> lol i r n00b n i sux @ computars!!11 watch me format my
hd on accident!!12~
<Phyresis> (SEX)
<Masa> (PUN)
<guugle> hold on my mom is being my bitch
<guugle> ...I MEAN A BITCH

<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow
<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing
<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick
<\> hows that for you
<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.

·fetter· do you know how to write appedectimy
·fetter· the surgical operation
Nt_HoleMan  i have no idea
Nt_HoleMan  i quit school at the age of 3
Nt_HoleMan  because all the teachers were playa hatin on me
·fetter· ???~~??!?!?!
·fetter· you dont go to school?
Nt_HoleMan  read above

<Chelly> What is your biggest fear?
<JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone
who cares about me, and then dying alone.
<Chelly> :(
<JasonRene> You asked  ;)
<Chelly> I know
<Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.

<Uncle_Istavan> I had some friends once but they keep leaving
me
<Uncle_Istavan>You there?

(FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that
there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come
it tastes so salty ?

<mrburrito>I have pulled my 9110 apart so many times, and I
still can't work out what's wrong with it...
<loz>Maybe the fact that you've pulled it apart that many
times?

kydruid: actually Laura Bush is working undercover for the
DEA... every gram she snorts is another off the street.

<Atrox> So there I was, hunched over Vorgen's dog. The car's
grill kind of left this nice opening in it's abdomen, cause
really, I wasn't about to fuck a dead dog in the ass, that's
just wrong. Anyway, I was thrusting hard, and like hit
something hard, I was all WTF, then realized I fucked through
the dog and hit the cement. Was wierd.

<drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole
(according to your cousin)
<drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain
<terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet>
SMACK!

<qurve> She's all like "We're in a relationship, you can't go
around having
sex with people"
<qurve> Then we get into this huge debate about what defines
'people'

[bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus
is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half
when she sat down
[bew] ;/
[veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH
[@trendwhore] bahahaha

<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,
<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move
<Icarus>  heh
<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"
<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.
<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "Bitch, Don't make me bust out the
ethnic slurs!"
<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha
<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.

<daggorath> What are the good Hindu channels on Efnet?
<fdog> I am not to be knowing what the good hindu channels are
to being

<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album
<@bandXXX> sad thing is
<@Blaxthos> that you know this

<magnafi> portuguese is very dificulty to speak
<magnafi> its like chinese or japanese..
<magnafi> very dificulty
<litigator> kind of like english
<magnafi> english is too much easy to speak