* DerianX sets mode: +m
<DerianX> Try to talk.
* DerianX sets mode: +v GWA
<DerianX> Now try.
<GWA> try what?
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho
<DerianX> To talk.
<GWA> my mic is not setup lol
<DerianX> ...
<Gaz> rofl

<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today
<Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a
she!
<Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a
boy.
<Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume
on

<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid
<FlyNavy> and I realize
<gee> muahahaha.
<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking
time

<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures
<Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name =
stolen
<Sauron> nazi banners = stolen
<Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen
<r3q> world domination = priceless
<Sauron> lol

<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to
get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes
... "whoa, you still live here?"

(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content
(Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it

<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings:
<@Zen> toast
<@Zen> and bagel.
<@Zen> But it's not a switch/
<@Zen> It's a dial.
<@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel
<@Zen> this toaster can handle it.

<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've
heard the others talking about it
<vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though
<vect0r> so i have no clue what that is

<anarchkitten> whats a google?

idrinkdeodorant> what OS are u using?
kingart3> i just use the computer

<Ray[RDN]> My skin is all pale, im like superskinny, and I
smell bad.
<Ray[RDN]> I think i'm dead

<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ?
* lilo nods
<lilo> he's a child process
<lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though

<Bourbon>  Conditions :  with wind NE at 469206mph/755114kmh

<Eticam> ya know
<Eticam> something ain't right
<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of
video/music
<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all

<GKirk> MCO = Orlando
<Celestar> MCO == Orlando
* Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not
* GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf
statement
* GKirk compiles Celestar

<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video
<Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a
week.
<Measure> can't eat anything else
<Ravenlily> ew
<Ravenlily> i hate eggs

<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan
<blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight
<blazemore> and like
<blazemore> we were walking out of tilt
<blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be
late for you clan meeting"
<blazemore> and these black guys were walking by
<blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses

« Mo0ze » ye u better not be sucking on your own penis again
«@ young_einstein» i tried but im not flexible enough
<CrashMan79> Mwa ha ha ha ha ha.....
«@ Octalus» I wish i could suck my own penis
<CrashMan79> I don't
<CrashMan79> who knows where it's been

<bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top)
and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make
a mess on our stomaches.
<bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and
gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all
serious and says...
<bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel
something has come between us."
<bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!

[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards
you can hear demonic voices...
[@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it
installs Windows."

<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:(
<viro|umm> oh and I do
<iTM> i started it up
<iTM> and my comp froze
<viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do
<iTM> oh yea?
<viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file
<viro|umm> by default it is 1

<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem
<KArmA-> something like that yeah
<aphr0> some little girl there was like
<aphr0> good.
<aphr0> she was beating me
<aphr0> I felt bad
<aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3
<KArmA-> heh
<KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes
<aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh
<aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot
<KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could
still go over there and kick her ass
<KArmA-> or yeah
<aphr0> ha! cunt

<Tiio> Dude, I don't think I've even SEEN 15.6 gigs of pr0n.
<Tiio> I mean
<Tiio> in all my wanking.
<Dogmeat> (which is quite a bit)
<Tiio> well
<Tiio> I don't get to watch much movies so -_-;
<Tiio> usually have to stick to .txts, bleh.

<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry
<XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry

<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh?
<XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats
<XZergonaleashIX> ugh...
<XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty

<Gygaxis> and never use your knife on the screaming guys
<Muro> Nah, those are okay to shoot. Just never knife the ones
with bombs for hands.
<Gygaxis> muro: those are the ones that scream
<Muro> The shooty ones don't scream at all?
<Gygaxis> not really
<Gygaxis> the ones with bombs CONTINUOUSLY scream though
<Wataru> Can you shoot the bombs?
<Muro> Yeah. The 'splode REAL good.
<fabutron> THIS CONVERSATION KILL BRAIN

<melvin> figures
<melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org)
<melvin> it's just
<melvin> people trying to be witty

<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12
<cshepherd> i was so proud!@
<cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root

<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be
with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.
<Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....

<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down
because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper.
<Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall.
<GM-Mark> ew..
<GM-Mark> why would they do that?
<Tuxishimo> Fun?
<GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain?
<Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too.
<Tuxishimo> You stand there.
<Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.

<Cassara> Linux is like anal sex. It hurts quite a bit at
first but then you really like it. And while you stick with
it, theres still some aches and pains afterwards.

<picklehammer> im gay too
<picklehammer> oops wrong room

<Zeke> sex to the fifth power seems like a lot of fun.
<Celeste> You can tell what zeke has on his mind.
<Kira> Math?
<Zeke> It's like math, only naked.

<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses
the goth gene.
<vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask? 
it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry.
<vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell /
polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."

<Gryphon> (that's what I thought, but she has good lines, e.g:
"You always said you'd die for me, but I noticed you never
have!")
<Paradox> tell her you are saving that one for your 50th
anversary ^^

<Curtis> whenever you rub it you know it feels better

<Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me
since middle school
<Laity> that's over 5 freakin years
<Al_Koholic> haha
<Al_Koholic> Is she hot?
<Al_Koholic> "No."
<Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality"
<Laity> i think she is
<Laity> well, not amazingly hot
<Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no?
<Al_Koholic> "She's a great person"
<Laity> i put her pic on the net
<Laity> lemme find it
<Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website)
<Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?

<Altar57> he banged himself a youngin
<Altar57> err
<Altar57> not banged
<Altar57> bagged
<sloane1420> hhaha lmao
<Altar57> hmm, i guess that isnt much better :p

<Fiero_Firestorm> My sister's singing to her crap...
<Strife> ...
<Strife> Your sister is singing to her turds?
<Fiero_Firestorm> No.
<Fiero_Firestorm> Her music.
<Strife> Does that make it come out easi--oh!

<Trivzor-Bot>  oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern
hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking
in which direction?
<Trivzor-Bot>  1st Hint: *****   Question Value : 18 Points
<PCG-Digipak> north
<Trivzor-Bot>  YES, PCG-Digipak!!!  got the answer ->  north
<-  in  9.564  secs, and gets  18  Points

<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
<Luna`> DAMMIT
<Luna`> HEAR

<discore> hey kali say 'clue'
<kalihasno> clue

<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of
fag.

<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it
quicker
<Fariha_UK> :(
<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/
<Neshie> erm ok
<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody
starving
<Fariha_UK> ummm
<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
<Neshie> ive eaten everything else
<Neshie> erm
<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin
<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion
to me

<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name?
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<
* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC
<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)

<JoltX> i just found out what alt+z does
* Parts: Eaichu250
* Parts: Donald
* Parts: WaterBomb

<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is
like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff.
lesse who else..
<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory

<`Raphael> <venomz> i broke my  finger playen halo 2 much!!!!!
<`Raphael> @_@
<`Raphael> HOW DO YOU BREAK A FINGER PLAING A GAME??
<Rann-chan> Jamming it on the game pad REALLY hard?
<`Raphael> How??
<Rann-chan> Either that or he, like, played it non-stop for 48
hours or something and his fingers were so overstrung that one
fractured when he jabbed a button.
<RichardFox> Could be a stress fracture.
<`Raphael> He said he played it everyday for a month.
<RichardFox> Yup, stress fracture.
<Rann-chan> You know what can cure that? A LIFE.

* cams lights tri on fire
* Trimangle is flame retarded

<Filia> If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the
dipper (Megrez and Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to
Regulus.html, the brightest star in Leo.
<Filia> i'll remember that :D
<Havoc> ....
<Havoc> The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?